View Full Version : Got Euphemisms for "Liar"?
sgdp
September 16th, 2009, 10:32 am
Well, since we can't say "liar" or "intellectually dishonest," anymore...
I propose the Hannityland board members get a little creative and figure out what we... can say. That's the American way, right? Just barely skirt the law. ;)
Maybe give them a little "Cross-eyed Pinocchio"?
How about some "Mythomaniac"?
Yeah? You like that? Mmhm. Take that!
Go!
merickson
September 16th, 2009, 10:36 am
"It turns out not to be the case as Mr. X presents."
"Perhaps those figures would be correct if we were using the metric system, but I doubt it."
"What color is the sky in his world?"
captusa
September 16th, 2009, 2:16 pm
Well, since we can't say "liar" or "intellectually dishonest," anymore...
I propose the Hannityland board members get a little creative and figure out what we... can say. That's the American way, right? Just barely skirt the law. ;)
Maybe give them a little "Cross-eyed Pinocchio"?
How about some "Mythomaniac"?
Yeah? You like that? Mmhm. Take that!
Go!
When Nixon was caught lying his press secretary would say that the statement was "inoperative" or was no longer operative.
bella-day
September 16th, 2009, 2:33 pm
When I was a little girl, my parents did not allow me to use the terms lie and liar.
I was required to say someone was telling a story or that they were a storyteller.
Maybe my Mommy's rules will work for the idiot that is oh so concerned about the President being called a liar.
I wonder if that dweeb ever complained about the names George Bush was called.
mysticbeauty_nbeast
September 16th, 2009, 2:39 pm
Oh..I like that Bella..that's works...telling stories...(we called them big fish stories when I was growing up.) I think it's just the fix the OP was looking for. :clap::clap: Well done m'dear...well done indeed!
~Mysty
ArmyMAJretired
September 16th, 2009, 3:00 pm
Wee wee up
ArmyMAJretired
September 16th, 2009, 3:01 pm
Guess it depends what the definition of "is" is.
DRS
September 16th, 2009, 3:09 pm
Well, since we can't say "liar" or "intellectually dishonest," anymore...
I propose the Hannityland board members get a little creative and figure out what we... can say. That's the American way, right? Just barely skirt the law. ;)
Maybe give them a little "Cross-eyed Pinocchio"?
How about some "Mythomaniac"?
Yeah? You like that? Mmhm. Take that!
Go!
There is a ruling on this?
SFC(R)L
September 16th, 2009, 5:50 pm
Prevaricator
Perpetrator
Storyteller
truth deficient
fantasy abundant
Fabricator
Home of the Whopper
ALBOB2
September 16th, 2009, 5:50 pm
"painting pictures"
"weaving a tapestry"
"using poetic license"
"navigating uncharted territory"
"conducting exploratory oration"
"has his head up his ass"
bella-day
September 16th, 2009, 5:55 pm
"painting pictures"
"weaving a tapestry"
"using poetic license"
"navigating uncharted territory"
"conducting exploratory oration"
"has his head up his ass"
:))
You have such a way with words.
grapabeaux
September 16th, 2009, 6:09 pm
Someone else made this up during the campaign, but it goes like this:
"All of Obama's statemets have an expiration date. All of them."
jimjames418
September 16th, 2009, 8:16 pm
From my youth I remember "He capped the truth up in his mason jar".
Ballygrl
September 16th, 2009, 8:44 pm
Well, since we can't say "liar" or "intellectually dishonest," anymore...
I propose the Hannityland board members get a little creative and figure out what we... can say. That's the American way, right? Just barely skirt the law. ;)
Liar=Truth Deficient?
Intellectually Dishonest=Cranially Pretentious?
angelicmadrigal
September 16th, 2009, 9:37 pm
I think if you want to call someone a liar you should have the guts to just come out and say it, and suck up the punishment. That's just me however.
BrittleBullet
September 16th, 2009, 10:27 pm
Fact malfunction.
Samm
September 16th, 2009, 10:40 pm
How about simply: Obama
... and a lie would then be an obamination.
Obama is the most accomplished liar I have ever witnessed... better by far than Bill & Hillary. He is so good at lying it is impossible to tell when he is telling the truth.
grapabeaux
September 16th, 2009, 10:46 pm
"It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. People love the President because he's certain of his choices as a leader, even if the facts that back him up don't seem to exist. It's the fact that he's certain that is very appealing to a certain section of the country. I really feel a dichotomy in the American populace. What is important? What you want to be true, or what is true?…"
I found this quote at the Wiki site for the term (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truthiness) I was thinking of as a substitute for calling a lie a lie. I have to chuckle at how easily a sentiment like the one above can survive from one administration to another.
Panhead0422
September 17th, 2009, 12:46 am
Selling snake oil?
Weaving a rug? (i.e. he lies like a rug)
Publishing a fantasy?
Just Obama speak?
Dragon1963
September 17th, 2009, 2:57 am
A virulent form of untruth.
A major lack of honesty.
A factual unreality.
Claymore
September 17th, 2009, 4:11 am
A DB full of BS.
ALBOB2
September 17th, 2009, 11:52 am
“the willing suspension of disbelief.” - Hillary Clinton
jimjames418
September 17th, 2009, 5:08 pm
Mr. Obama this is Mr. Truth.
sisyphus
September 17th, 2009, 10:34 pm
Selling snake oil?
Weaving a rug? (i.e. he lies like a rug)
Publishing a fantasy?
Just Obama speak?
cognitive dissonance...2 opposing ideas held in mind at the same time
Would calling something a white lie be considered factually racist?:D:wall:
sisyphus
September 18th, 2009, 10:59 pm
A few more:
Aspersion, backbiting, calumniation, calumny, deceit, deception, defamation, detraction, dishonesty, disinformation, distortion, evasion, fable, fabrication, falsehood, falseness, falsification, falsity, fib, fiction, forgery, fraudulence, guile, hyperbole, inaccuracy, invention, libel, mendacity, misrepresentation, misstatement, myth, obloquy, perjury, prevarication, revilement, reviling, slander, subterfuge, tale, tall story, vilification, white lie, whopper, BS, be untruthful, bear false witness, beguile, break promise, bulls**t, con, concoct, deceive, delude, dissemble, dissimulate, distort, dupe*, equivocate, exaggerate, fabricate, fake, falsify, fib, forswear, frame, fudge, go back on, invent, make believe, malign, misguide, misinform, mis-instruct, mislead, misrepresent, misspeak, misstate, overdraw, palter, perjure, pervert, phony, plant*, prevaricate, promote, put on, put up a front, snowjob, soft-soap, string along, victimize
Esox
September 19th, 2009, 1:38 am
Mister pants on fire.
Panhead0422
September 19th, 2009, 8:25 pm
Idiot with factual dissolution syndrome?