samurai7
September 8th, 2009, 8:04 am
New strategy to avoid getting arreted. When the cops announce you are under arrest, immediately take off all your clothes and they can't arrest you! :razz:
At least that's what this idiot thought: :rolleyes:
Somerville — .Police said one Somerville man had an interesting idea for trying to avoid arrest last week: Get naked.
David Kotowski had allegedly been loudly fighting with his girlfriend and banging on his landlord’s door when cops responded to his home at 11 Silvey Place for the second time that day at about 10:30 p.m., Aug. 26, according to police reports. The girlfriend reported Kotowski refused to stop arguing with her and wouldn’t stay inside the apartment, police said.
At that time, officers allegedly found a third-floor glass window shattered and found the 39-year-old Kotowski stumbling down the stairs.
“I’m not going back inside,” Kotowski screamed as he reportedly wiped his bloody left elbow against the wall in the common stairway area of the three-family home.
Kotowski then ran down the stairs towards the police, repeatedly demanding the name of the 911 caller and constantly spitting in every direction.
Somerville Police arrested him.
That’s when Kotowski allegedly decided his best way out of handcuffs would be to remove his pants.
Police said Kotowski was combative when they handcuffed him, dragged his feet down the stairs, stepping on the cuffs of his jeans until his pants hung from his left leg.
As Somerville officers escorted him to the police van, Kotowski allegedly kicked, screamed and spat as he tried to wriggle free of his handcuffs.
As Kotowski finished taking off his jeans, a small bottle of Old Thompson whiskey fell onto the pavement, according to reports.
“I’m naked. You can’t take me like this. I’m going to talk to Judge Flynn,” Kotowski allegedly screamed as police officers loaded him into the van. It is unclear to which judge he was referring, but Judge Maurice Flynn sits on the bench for Somerville District Court.
Police said Kotowski had been arguing with his girlfriend when he allegedly put his elbow through a window in the main bedroom, breaking the glass and window screen. His girlfriend reported, however, that he didn’t harm her.
Kotowski faces charges of resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and defacing property.
http://www.wickedlocal.com/somerville/news/x1750346771/Man-to-Somerville-Police-Im-naked-You-cant-take-me
All I can surmise is that this "legal genius" thought that since the Judge he thought he would be coming before was a woman, they wouldn't be able to bring him before that judge, if he were naked. :rolleyes:
I think that beats the idiot who was drunk driving, and thought if he simply drove to the next county they wouldn't be able to arrest him. (and no I didn't make up that one either) :rolleyes:
:))
At least that's what this idiot thought: :rolleyes:
Somerville — .Police said one Somerville man had an interesting idea for trying to avoid arrest last week: Get naked.
David Kotowski had allegedly been loudly fighting with his girlfriend and banging on his landlord’s door when cops responded to his home at 11 Silvey Place for the second time that day at about 10:30 p.m., Aug. 26, according to police reports. The girlfriend reported Kotowski refused to stop arguing with her and wouldn’t stay inside the apartment, police said.
At that time, officers allegedly found a third-floor glass window shattered and found the 39-year-old Kotowski stumbling down the stairs.
“I’m not going back inside,” Kotowski screamed as he reportedly wiped his bloody left elbow against the wall in the common stairway area of the three-family home.
Kotowski then ran down the stairs towards the police, repeatedly demanding the name of the 911 caller and constantly spitting in every direction.
Somerville Police arrested him.
That’s when Kotowski allegedly decided his best way out of handcuffs would be to remove his pants.
Police said Kotowski was combative when they handcuffed him, dragged his feet down the stairs, stepping on the cuffs of his jeans until his pants hung from his left leg.
As Somerville officers escorted him to the police van, Kotowski allegedly kicked, screamed and spat as he tried to wriggle free of his handcuffs.
As Kotowski finished taking off his jeans, a small bottle of Old Thompson whiskey fell onto the pavement, according to reports.
“I’m naked. You can’t take me like this. I’m going to talk to Judge Flynn,” Kotowski allegedly screamed as police officers loaded him into the van. It is unclear to which judge he was referring, but Judge Maurice Flynn sits on the bench for Somerville District Court.
Police said Kotowski had been arguing with his girlfriend when he allegedly put his elbow through a window in the main bedroom, breaking the glass and window screen. His girlfriend reported, however, that he didn’t harm her.
Kotowski faces charges of resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and defacing property.
http://www.wickedlocal.com/somerville/news/x1750346771/Man-to-Somerville-Police-Im-naked-You-cant-take-me
All I can surmise is that this "legal genius" thought that since the Judge he thought he would be coming before was a woman, they wouldn't be able to bring him before that judge, if he were naked. :rolleyes:
I think that beats the idiot who was drunk driving, and thought if he simply drove to the next county they wouldn't be able to arrest him. (and no I didn't make up that one either) :rolleyes:
:))