Too Funny NOT to post

[nunyadb]

I just got this email, couldn't stop laughing. Had to share it.
Hope you get as much of a laugh out of it as I did


Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.



One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a ******** artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

[wonderingrover]

I think I would have given this student an A+ as well.

:)) :))

[UK Glenmont]

I just got this email, couldn't stop laughing. Had to share it.
Hope you get as much of a laugh out of it as I did


Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.



One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a ******** artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

you just cant beat a good ole clinton bash:)

thanks for sharing:)

[lsue]

I just got this email, couldn't stop laughing. Had to share it.
Hope you get as much of a laugh out of it as I did


Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton.



One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a ******** artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing





(shudder)

LOL

[Drawz]

:lol:

[nunyadb]

It's nice to see that some of us have kept our sense of humor.
Sometimes a good chuckle is a great cure for the doldrums.

[sisyphus]

:surprised:clap::clap:Thanks

[nunyadb]

Thought I'd bring this up for the late night crowd.
A little laughter is good for the soul.

[danwo]

I am a liberal and clinton supporter and this had me cracking up.

[nunyadb]

I am a liberal and clinton supporter and this had me cracking up.

I've had a lot of good laughs at the expense of conservatives myself, so enjoy
things like this as the joke they are. Nothing personal, just a joke.
This one was actually funny.
Glad you liked it.

[penner01]

Geez, I'm waking everybody up. I need to come in here at this hour more often - this place is a hoot in the middle of the night.

[nunyadb]

Geez, I'm waking everybody up. I need to come in here at this hour more often - this place is a hoot in the middle of the night.

Yeah, we can kind of let our hair down at this time of night.
( those of us who still have hair anyway.......LOL )

[opsyscw]

I wonder how this would play on Letterman.

[nunyadb]

I wonder how this would play on Letterman.

Well, i sincerely doubt that Letterman would use it, but Rush sure might....LOL

[HeyJude]

vewy vewy funny, LOL.

Maybe when Monica turns 90 yrs. old, she will write her memoirs. Won't that be a hoot.:lol:

[JenyEliza]

*laughing so hard I'm crying* :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[victwells]

Good stuff,Thanks!!!!

[wonderingrover]

vewy vewy funny, LOL.

Maybe when Monica turns 90 yrs. old, she will write her memoirs. Won't that be a hoot.:lol:

Yeah, I doubt she'll be getting any more internships at that age....

:))

[UK Glenmont]

Geez, I'm waking everybody up. I need to come in here at this hour more often - this place is a hoot in the middle of the night.

where are you at sarge?

i could could do the math and figure it out, its just easier to ask ya:)

IF you can tell! i dont have a "need to know":)

[Drawz]

I've had a lot of good laughs at the expense of conservatives myself, so enjoy
things like this as the joke they are. Nothing personal, just a joke.
This one was actually funny.
Glad you liked it.

I'm an Obama supporter and one of the funniest posts I've seen here was regarding the chia Obama.

A poster asked if it came with a chia TelePrompTer. The response: No, that's why it just sits there till stuff grows on it.

I nearly bust a gut!

[Wild Bill03]

:))