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[superdave51]

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[JimGP20]

This is the kind of thread that will end up having 2,000 posts. :lol:

[CID_0687]

Best thread ever.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I will introduce this thread to my parents.

[CID_0687]

I will introduce this thread to my parents.
It's the three wolves shirt...makes you irresistible.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

It's the three wolves shirt...makes you irresistible.
I'm taking this thread to Cancun over Labor Day weekend.

[Army Wife]

Did someone say M&M's....pass some this way!



Oh and why are there no recipes for leftover chocolate??

[AmericanMuscle]

Did someone say M&M's....pass some this way!



Oh and why are there no recipes for leftover chocolate??

I had leftover rum balls once. They had chocolate in them so I thought they'd be good.

They were HORRIBLE!!!! That was the ONLY time there was leftover chocolate in this house. The kids wouldn't even eat them. Now that's saying something!

[CID_0687]

I'm taking this thread to Cancun over Labor Day weekend.
I'm having my way with this thread right now.

[CID_0687]

I had leftover rum balls once. They had chocolate in them so I thought they'd be good.

They were HORRIBLE!!!! That was the ONLY time there was leftover chocolate in this house. The kids wouldn't even eat them. Now that's saying something!
I like bourbon balls.

Hell...I just like bourbon.

[ALBOB2]

I'm gonna name my first born after this thread.

[Army Wife]

I like bourbon balls.

Hell...I just like bourbon.

You should try my bourbon chocolate pecan pie I am doing for a cooking comp. the BUX is having for our mandatory fun day this year. I plan on kicking butt and taking home the gold! ..and if I don't there will be death and destruction all over the land!

[chichimama]

This is the kind of thread that will end up having 2,000 posts. :lol:

Like the "Bolivia Exports Tin" thread? :mrgreen:

[GoBucks]

Did someone say M&M's....pass some this way!



Oh and why are there no recipes for leftover chocolate??


Left over Chocolate????? Is there such a thing???

[JimGP20]

This thread is hawt. :eek:

[bitterclinger84]

this thread is hawt. :eek:

*rawr* ;)

[Army Wife]

Left over Chocolate????? Is there such a thing???

Not in this house! I came acros the coolest chocolate bar yesterday at wally world it has chipotle peppers sea salt and "crispy candy" -think pop rocks. If you chew the chocolate you don't get the heat from the peppers or the subtile salt. But if you let it melt in your mouth WOW what a difference in flavor heat and taste all the while you have this pop rock thing going on totally COOL! Its called "Firecracker" something or another...

[CID_0687]

I took this thread to Bermuda for a quick getaway this weekend...all I can say is OMG. This thread brought a whole new meaning to the word "Ecstasy."

[ALBOB2]

This thread almost made me forget that Rove got indicted. :eek:

[JimGP20]

I took this thread to Bermuda for a quick getaway this weekend...all I can say is OMG. This thread brought a whole new meaning to the word "Ecstasy."


I know..... I came to pick this thread up to take it to the mountains, but you had already taken it to Bermuda. Spent my whole weekend in a jealous rage. :confused:

[CID_0687]

I know..... I came to pick this thread up to take it to the mountains, but you had already taken it to Bermuda. Spent my whole weekend in a jealous rage. :confused:
You can take this thread this weekend, and every weekend after if you wish. Today this thread called me a cheap whore. Me and this thread are done, aside from my occasional stalking and taunting.

[JimGP20]

Don't blame the thread. The thread told me that your last favorite thread told it that you like the name calling. This thread was only trying to do what it thought you wanted. :lol:

[sgdp]

You can take this thread this weekend, and every weekend after if you wish. Today this thread called me a cheap whore. Me and this thread are done, aside from my occasional stalking and taunting.

HEY. That's my best friend you're talking about. Watch your back, creep, or Imma




Ugh. No. I'm such a wuss. I'm going to go curl up in a corner and sing to myself.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I took yesterday off so I could spend more time with this thread.

[JimGP20]

This thread is the last thing I think about before I go to sleep, and the first thing I think about when I awaken in the morning.

[bitterclinger84]

If I smoked, I'd be lighting up right now...

[ALBOB2]

This thread can speak French..........................................in Russian.






(Yeah, I stole it. Deal with it. :evil: )

[JimGP20]

This thread is best perused while listening to a Barry White album.

[ALBOB2]

This thread is best perused while listening to a Barry White album.

That's so sleezy. You just want to treat this thread like a cheap date and then dump on like all the other threads. You're disgusting. But I love this thread damnit!!! :((

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread can speak French..........................................in Russian.






(Yeah, I stole it. Deal with it. :evil: )
This thread lives vicariously....through itself

[bitterclinger84]

The thread and I are off to Vegas...see ya, suckers ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

<follows thread to Vegas>

[ALBOB2]

Perfect; Bitterclinger can be the Maid of Honor and Dr. Funk can be my best man when I marry this thread. (Doc, you embarrass me with the toast and I'll drown you in the Bellagio fountains. :evil: )

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Perfect; Bitterclinger can be the Maid of Honor and Dr. Funk can be my best man when I marry this thread. (Doc, you embarrass me with the toast and I'll drown you in the Bellagio fountains. :evil: )
No toast...just a video of the trip to the chapel should do the trick.

ALBOB: "Whoooo! VEGAS!!!" <takes another hit off the bottle of Jack>

thread: "Where the **** are we? I love you baby!" <makes out with dude running the chapel>

ALBOB: "Where's all the white women at?"

[bitterclinger84]

Perfect; Bitterclinger can be the Maid of Honor and Dr. Funk can be my best man when I marry this thread. (Doc, you embarrass me with the toast and I'll drown you in the Bellagio fountains. :evil: )

Oh, no need to worry...I snuck into the strip club and took pictures during the bachelor party. :razz: No honeymoon for Albob!

[ALBOB2]

I chose you two as my Maid of Honor and Best Man??? That's it, this thread and I are going to elope. :snooty:

[bitterclinger84]

I chose you two as my Maid of Honor and Best Man??? That's it, this thread and I are going to elope. :snooty:

What can I say? Love makes you do crazy things!

*kidnaps the thread to a remote island in the tropics*

[CID_0687]

I chose you two as my Maid of Honor and Best Man??? That's it, this thread and I are going to elope. :snooty:
You do realize that this thread just left my house a half hour ago right? We were, how can I say this nicely....posting for hours...It was the best thread I've ever had.

[rckirby]

Only in TP can a stupid 'test' thread by a noob become a 'cause celeb'.......and I have just now promoted it.. :))

What a bunch of sicko's you are......and I guess I am too. :))

But, now that I've posted here, I'm now relaxing with a Marlboro...............ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

[ThinkingMan]

Only in TP can a stupid 'test' thread by a noob become a 'cause celeb'.......and I have just now promoted it.. :))

What a bunch of sicko's you are......and I guess I am too. :))

But, now that I've posted here, I'm now relaxing with a Marlboro...............ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

:))

Ok you guys - I'm getting a little tired cleaning off my monitor.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Only in TP can a stupid 'test' thread by a noob become a 'cause celeb'.......and I have just now promoted it.. :))

What a bunch of sicko's you are......and I guess I am too. :))

But, now that I've posted here, I'm now relaxing with a Marlboro...............ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
You do realize that this thread just left my house a half hour ago right? We were, how can I say this nicely....posting for hours...It was the best thread I've ever had.

<laughing so hard I can't breathe>

<attempting to dry eyes>

<failing>

<still laughing>

<eliciting stares from co-workers>

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Good news...this thread will be the starting QB for my Lingerie Football League team.

She doesn't know I don't own one yet though...;)

[super cool ski instructor]

I think I am going to go home, open a bottle of my best Chillean Chardonnay, light some candles, run a nice hot bubble bath...and spend some quality time with this thread.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I think I am going to go home, open a bottle of my best Chillean Chardonnay, light some candles, run a nice hot bubble bath...and spend some quality time with this thread.
<firing up video camera with zoom lens>

[WJStafford]

Better watch out ski...I did the same thing except we had MD 20/20 and this thread got KINKY!!!!


This thread tends to get a little wild!!!!

I did learn a lot of new moves though....

[super cool ski instructor]

But this thread is worth it. All other threads are rendered usless.

I mean...I thought I was 100% full of win...until I read this thread.....and I realize I am a failure at life.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

But this thread is worth it. All other threads are rendered usless.

I mean...I thought I was 100% full of win...until I read this thread.....and I realize I am a failure at life.
<contemplating possible new sig line>

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

[CID_0687]

I think I am going to go home, open a bottle of my best Chillean Chardonnay, light some candles, run a nice hot bubble bath...and spend some quality time with this thread.
Okay...I'll bring the thread over, but I get to stay and watch right?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Okay...I'll bring the thread over, but I get to stay and watch right?
<taps CID on shoulder>

<punches CID in face>

Nope.

[super cool ski instructor]

You guys are embarressing me and this thread :))

[CID_0687]

<taps CID on shoulder>

<punches CID in face>

Nope.
:::Kicks Dr. Funk in the gootch:::

:::Steals video camera:::

:::Uploads Ski on Thread action to free internet pron site:::

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:::Kicks Dr. Funk in the gootch:::

:::Steals video camera:::

:::Uploads Ski on Thread action to free internet pron site:::
****

you owe me a monitor now

[CID_0687]

****

you owe me a monitor now
What is that, like 6 I owe you now?

The thread will take care of it...after selling the video rights to Hustler, the thread's my new Sugar Mama. :dance:

[JimGP20]

Well... I sure see alot of bragging and talk going around concerning this hottie of a thread, but it's all just talk. I have photographic proof that me and this thread spend a romantic evening together.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/candlecomputer.jpg So there. :snooty:


Oh yeah..... for Dr. Funk who can't seem to view pics......

[bitterclinger84]

Pictures are worthless Jim...

I want VIDEO ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Well... I sure see alot of bragging and talk going around concerning this hottie of a thread, but it's all just talk. I have photographic proof that me and this thread spend a romantic evening together.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/candlecomputer.jpg So there. :snooty:


Oh yeah..... for Dr. Funk who can't seem to view pics......
I can see pics, just not links to photobucket.

Oh...and <chuckling>

[bitterclinger84]

Well... I sure see alot of bragging and talk going around concerning this hottie of a thread, but it's all just talk. I have photographic proof that me and this thread spend a romantic evening together.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/candlecomputer.jpg So there. :snooty:


Oh yeah..... for Dr. Funk who can't seem to view pics......

What I'd like to know is how long it took you to put this together...because maybe you need more company than this thread can offer... ;)

[JimGP20]

What I'd like to know is how long it took you to put this together...because maybe you need more company than this thread can offer... ;)

About 10 minutes. :razz:

[bitterclinger84]

About 10 minutes. :razz:

:lol: Ok, it would have taken me.......well, longer.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:lol: Ok, it would have taken me.......well, longer.
<sets up new video camera>

[JimGP20]

:lol: Ok, it would have taken me.......well, longer.


Well, to quote George Hamilton from "Love At First Bite".... "with this thread, never a quickie..... always a longee." :cool:

[CID_0687]

<sets up new video camera>
:::distracts Dr. Funk with Barry White 8 Tracks:::

:::Kicks him in the gootch again...this time causing the little gootches to ascend:::

That's gonna leave a mark.

:::Steals new video camera:::

Keeping Sugar Mama Thread paid keeps CID happy.

Bow Chicka Wow Wow ************!!

[birdonawire]

Just dropping in to say hi! :mrgreen:

[super cool ski instructor]

Well... I sure see alot of bragging and talk going around concerning this hottie of a thread, but it's all just talk. I have photographic proof that me and this thread spend a romantic evening together.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/candlecomputer.jpg So there. :snooty:


Oh yeah..... for Dr. Funk who can't seem to view pics......
This is my favorite post!!!! :))

[VA-165 Boomer]

Did someone say M&M's....pass some this way!



Oh and why are there no recipes for leftover chocolate??You can tell Ski has been here...all the green M&Ms are missing.:lol:

[JimGP20]

This is my favorite post!!!! :))



awwwww shucks..... :redface:

[Buffalo]

May I say the things that you all have done with this thread, in public, with children around, is a vile and disgusting amoral travesty! Carry on.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

May I say the things that you all have done with this thread, in public, with children around, is a vile and disgusting amoral travesty! Carry on.
What I do with this thread in my bedroom is between me and the thread.

[Buffalo]

What I do with this thread in my bedroom is between me and the thread.
I've heard Vermont has now made your love for this thread a legally protected right.

[JimGP20]

Last night this thread was wearing edible undies... and man am I ever stuffed. :eek:

[blazer]

Okay, I have arrived, so you can all leave me and the thread alone now. :))

[blazer]

we have the whole weekend!

[bitterclinger84]

<sets up new video camera>

*pulls the shades*

[SisterMary]

<peeks in to say, "hi">
<quickly realizes her mistake, blushes, and makes a rapid, graceful exit>:redface:

[JimGP20]

*Wifey isn't looking..... sneaks in here to continue my tryst with this thread* :shhh:

[bitterclinger84]

*sneaks in while Jim isn't looking and coaxes the thread away*

[ThinkingMan]

*thread slaps TM in the face and leaves after TM says thread could stand to lose 10.*

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I won't get into too much of the gory details, but let's just say me and the thread bought some stock in Trojan this morning.

[JimGP20]

I won't get into too much of the gory details, but let's just say me and the thread bought some stock in Trojan this morning.


A good secondary stock to invest in might be whatever company makes Windex. :eh:

[bitterclinger84]

A good secondary stock to invest in might be whatever company makes Windex. :eh:

*calls her investment guy*

[Dr. Funkenstein]

A good secondary stock to invest in might be whatever company makes Windex. :eh:
<deleted response included comment about butt prints>

[bitterclinger84]

<deleted response included comment about butt prints>

*blinks slowly*

*reads message again*

*hopes the neighbors aren't home...*

[ALBOB2]

If you Google "Chuck Norris' vices" it comes back with this thread.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish

[drylok]

Is this thread protected by constitutional rights? It should be...

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Is this thread protected by constitutional rights? It should be...
This thread doesn't need the constitution to protect it.

It is protected by its own force field of sexuality and general awesomeness.

[bitterclinger84]

This thread may get me fired....and that's all I'm sayin

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread may get me fired....and that's all I'm sayin
This thread got me a raise. It'll do ANYTHING for me...including blackmailing the higher-ups.

[bitterclinger84]

This thread got me a raise. It'll do ANYTHING for me...including blackmailing the higher-ups.

I'm sure if I got fired, this thread would give me a job ;)

[JimGP20]

This thread can solve a Rubik's Cube in 3 seconds.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread can serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

[bitterclinger84]

This thread can...

It can...

****, I'm no good at this game :((

[Dr. Funkenstein]

If a monument was built in this thread's honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

[JimGP20]

This thread is where they get "5 hour energy" from.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Bulls are afraid to fight this thread

[JimGP20]

Bulls are afraid to fight this thread


So are bears.

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Posting in this thread from 30,000 plus feet, i love flying virgin atlantic

[bitterclinger84]

Had to come get my hourly dose of thread ;)

[JimGP20]

This thread will never die because it eats Hostess products by the case.

[ALBOB2]

Forget 42, this thread is the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread will overtake the "Reconolodge" in total posts by 2012

[ALBOB2]

This thread will overtake the "Reconolodge" in total posts by 2012

This thread has already reached infinity......................................TWIC E.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread can withstand a reading of Vogon poetry

[JimGP20]

This thread always knows where your keys are.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You continue to live because this thread has allowed you to.

[JimGP20]

It's the thread that dreams are made of.

[ALBOB2]

Unless you're another thread. In that case it's a nightmare.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ronald Reagan initally ran for president against this thread, and this thread won every state. It then allowed Reagan to run unopposed (or, as it were, against Walter Mondale).

[ALBOB2]

If all other threads in the world were combined, they still wouldn't equal this thread.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

If all other threads in the world were combined, they still wouldn't equal this thread.
No thread in the history of message boards has better exemplified the phrase "the sum is greater than the whole of its parts"

[JimGP20]

This thread is so fine that it passes through the eye of the needle effortlessly.

[ALBOB2]

This thread is so fine that it passes through the eye of the needle effortlessly.

Yet this thread is more calm than the eye of the storm.

[JimGP20]

Yet this thread is more calm than the eye of the storm.


... and more intense than the eye of the tiger. :cool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I showed this thread my favorite poster...

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs35/300W/f/2008/310/b/9/Awesomeness___Poster_1_by_SouthernDesigner.jpg

And left the room for a moment.

When I came back, the picture of the cast of "How I Met Your Mother" was gone and replaced by a picture of this thread. I checked...there were no scissor marks, glue or tape of any kind to be found on the poster. It just replaced the picture with its own awesomeness.

[bitterclinger84]

I showed this thread my favorite poster...

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs35/300W/f/2008/310/b/9/Awesomeness___Poster_1_by_SouthernDesigner.jpg

And left the room for a moment.

When I came back, the picture of the cast of "How I Met Your Mother" was gone and replaced by a picture of this thread. I checked...there were no scissor marks, glue or tape of any kind to be found on the poster. It just replaced the picture with its own awesomeness.

:))

I love this thread...I want to carry babies for this thread...

[JimGP20]

This thread has designated me to be a surrogate father. :cool:

[ALBOB2]

:))

I love this thread...I want to carry babies for this thread...

A noble desire, yet unacheivable. No mere human could survive the conception.

But you can go bump uglies with Jim. I hear he doesn't drool.......................too much. :confused:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

A noble desire, yet unacheivable. No mere human could survive the conception.

But you can go bump uglies with Jim. I hear he doesn't drool.......................too much. :confused:
Well...one could, but we don't know who it is yet.

My money's here...

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2009/GalxMonth/06/060109_hendricks_300x400.jpg

[bitterclinger84]

A noble desire, yet unacheivable. No mere human could survive the conception.

But you can go bump uglies with Jim. I hear he doesn't drool.......................too much. :confused:

"Bump Uglies"???

[JimGP20]

"Bump Uglies"???


I know.... that don't sound fun at all, and certainly not worthy of this wicked awesome thread. :eh:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Bump Uglies"???
Other euphamisms for the action

"Horizontal Mambo"

"Fertilizing the flower bed"

"Harnessing the underwear unicorn"

"Backing up the hard drive"

"Traversing the fjord"

[ALBOB2]

"Bump Uglies"???

When referencing the multiplication of this thread, anything short of immaculate conception is truely ugly.

[JimGP20]

Other euphamisms for the action

"Horizontal Mambo"

"Fertilizing the flower bed"

"Harnessing the underwear unicorn"

"Backing up the hard drive"

"Traversing the fjord"

I have to confess..... unlike this thread, which is as honest and forthright as imaginable.... I'm all talk. I can't do any of that unless it's with my wife, although we ain't into anything that requires backing up. :eh:

[bitterclinger84]

When referencing the multiplication of this thread, anything short of immaculate conception is truely ugly.

Ahhhhh

[bitterclinger84]

Other euphamisms for the action

"Horizontal Mambo"

"Fertilizing the flower bed"

"Harnessing the underwear unicorn"

"Backing up the hard drive"

"Traversing the fjord"

Backing up the hard drive??

Where do ya'll come up with this stuff??

[CID_0687]

Other euphamisms for the action

"Horizontal Mambo"

"Fertilizing the flower bed"

"Harnessing the underwear unicorn"

"Backing up the hard drive"

"Traversing the fjord"
Heing and Sheing.

[JimGP20]

Heing and Sheing.


That sounds like a Chinese law firm. :eh:

[CID_0687]

That sounds like a Chinese law firm. :eh:
:lol:

You gotta use the southern dialect for it to work...

"They was a he-in' and a she-in'."

Said that to a buddy of mine from Arizona once...took him about 5 minutes to figure out what the hell I was talking about.

[ThinkingMan]

This thread can...

It can...

****, I'm no good at this game :((

:))

Keep practicing. The thread will do the rest.

[ThinkingMan]

Can this thread post itself?

[CID_0687]

Can this thread post itself?
Yep...I've got some pics of that...but you aren't gonna see them...this was a very intimate moment for me and this thread...

[JimGP20]

Can this thread post itself?


Yes..... it is very adept at masterposting. :cool:

[ALBOB2]

Can this thread post itself?

This thread doesn't NEED to post itself. When this thread wants to be updated it simply happens.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread has already won the 2010 World Series of Poker.

[JimGP20]

This thread has already won the 2010 World Series of Poker.


The thread had a royal flush every hand.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The thread had a royal flush every hand.
Nope...the thread won the final heads-up showdown by limping in with 2-7 off-suit, and ended up with a full-house.

[ALBOB2]

Nope...the thread won the final heads-up showdown by limping in with 2-7 off-suit, and ended up with a full-house.

Which caused Phil Helmuth's head to explode. (Please thread, please make this happen.:pray:)

[JimGP20]

Which caused Phil Helmuth's head to explode. (Please thread, please make this happen.:pray:)


Hellmuth: "I can't believe you're not folding."

Thread: "............................"

Hellmuth: "You're an idiot. You shouldn't even be able to breathe the same air as me."

Thread: "All in"

Hellmuth: "You son of of bitchin mother****ing ******* ! How dare you call me with that ****."

Thread: *snickers*

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Hellmuth: "I can't believe you're not folding."

Thread: "............................"

Hellmuth: "You're an idiot. You shouldn't even be able to breathe the same air as me."

Thread: "All in"

Hellmuth: "You son of of bitchin mother****ing ******* ! How dare you call me with that ****."

Thread: *snickers*
Matusow: <snickering at Hellmuth>

[ALBOB2]

Hellmuth: "I can't believe you're not folding."

Thread: "............................"

Hellmuth: "You're an idiot. You shouldn't even be able to breathe the same air as me."

Thread: "All in"

Hellmuth: "You son of of bitchin mother****ing ******* ! How dare you call me with that ****."

Thread: *snickers*

Hellmuth: **** this. I can't play against amaturish crap like this, I'm out.

Thread: Holds up a three of clubs and six of diamonds to show it has nothing.

Hellmuth: Head explodes.

(Please thread, please make this happen.:pray:)

[bitterclinger84]

This thread turns gay men straight....................and then gay again :cool:

[ThinkingMan]

This thread turns gay men straight....................and then gay again :cool:

:clap: See - you did it!

[bitterclinger84]

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Thanks!

[ThinkingMan]

This thread is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[JimGP20]

This thread invented the cool side of the pillow.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread just set the Yankee record for hits in a career. In two weeks.

[JimGP20]

This thread could win a chess match using only a King and a Pawn, while giving the opponent all their own pieces, plus the ones the thread isn't using.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread kicked Chuck Norris's ass

[Darkscream]

This thread screams "42".

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread is the 32nd flavor at Baskin-Robbins.

[Darkscream]

This thread is the 7th Brady Bunch Child.

[CID_0687]

Threadie, Threadie, when will those clouds all disappear?
Threadie, Threadie, where will it lead us from here?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Threadie, Threadie, you can't say we never tried
Threadie, you're beautiful, but ain't it time we said good-bye?
Threadie, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried?
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear:
Threadie, Threadie, where will it lead us from here?
Oh, Threadie, don't you weep, all your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Threadie, Threadie, ain't it time we said good-bye?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say were satisfied
But Threadie, I still love you, baby
Evrywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't another that comes close to you
Come on baby, dry your eyes
But Threadie, Threadie, ain't it good to be alive?
Threadie, Threadie, they cant say we never tried

[bitterclinger84]

This thread is the 32nd flavor at Baskin-Robbins.

Were there only 31 before? Somehow I thought it was more... :eh:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Were there only 31 before? Somehow I thought it was more... :eh:
http://image1.mapmuse.com/images/all/logo_BASKIN_ROBBINS.gif

[bitterclinger84]

Hehe, shows you how often I go to BR....I'm more of a DQ girl :)

[ALBOB2]

This thread kicked Chuck Norris's ass

This thread despises you for such a low down OBVIOUS surrender to the easy Chuck Norris reference. At least I hid my Chuck Norris reference in clever analogies. :snooty:

[bitterclinger84]

This thread got locked in a room with no windows and a steel-enforced door and escaped using just a toothpick.

[ThinkingMan]

If I'm ever "hanging by a thread," I hope it's this one.

[Talk2Bill]

ok i will not post in this topic

[bitterclinger84]

ok i will not post in this topic

Irony...you're doin' it right. ;)

[Talk2Bill]

Irony...you're doin' it right. ;)

No I am doing it incorrectly.

[Talk2Bill]

This thread got locked in a room with no windows and a steel-enforced door and escaped using just a toothpick.

only to find it self in a larger room with not but a big screen tv. No doors no windows not even any appeared seam in the wall or floor. As it searched for means of escape the tv came on and and the face he feared the most appeared.... Richard Dean Anderson!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

only to find it self in a larger room with not but a big screen tv. No doors no windows not even any appeared seam in the wall or floor. As it searched for means of escape the tv came on and and the face he feared the most appeared.... Richard Dean Anderson!
This thread fears no man. Richard Dean Anderson is no match for this thread, who, using nothing but an old tube sock and two matches, walked out without a scratch.

The thread then tracked down the signal feeding the television and destroyed Anderson's hideout, located under a volcano in Hawaii.

The thread then stole Anderson's woman and gave him a black eye, which caused him to run away screaming that he was going to tell his mom.

[WJStafford]

This thread did the impossible....

It helped Tony Romo actually not choke and win against the Bucs....

[JimGP20]

I'm rather upset with this thread right now for being on the Michigan sidelines instead of Notre Dame's. :confused:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'm rather upset with this thread right now for being on the Michigan sidelines instead of Notre Dame's. :confused:
This thread played quarterback for Michigan this weekend, and in mid-game, it left, went down to Tallahassee, led the 'Noles to the game-winning points PLUS sacked the opposition QB and returned the ensuing fumble for a TD, before returning to Ann Arbor to finish off the Whinin' Irish.

[ALBOB2]

This thread INVENTED the Swiss Army knife and gave the first one to Macgyver.

[ThinkingMan]

If Christopher Gadsden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsden_flag) were alive today, he'd say

"DON'T THREAD ON ME"

[ALBOB2]

This thread once proclaimed, "One time, back at Band Camp........" and an etire series of movies was spawned from just that phrase. :eek:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I told this thread I was on a diet and I immediately lost two pounds.

[ALBOB2]

I told this thread I was on a diet and I immediately lost two pounds.


There's got to be a "spit in the ocean" joke in there somewhere. :rolleyes:

Oh look, just by posting that in this thread it automatically became one.:))

[Mustang JEB]

this thread invented the F bomb.

[ThinkingMan]

Be careful - looking directly at this thread makes your head melt like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread is the Rosetta Stone.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread shot the sherriff, the deputy AND Bob Marley

[CID_0687]

This thread gives love a bad name.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

When this thread sings, angels weep.

[ALBOB2]

This thread can turn lead to gold.....................................and then back again.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

If you x-rayed this thread, you would see God.

[ALBOB2]

If you x-rayed this thread, you would see God.


So, you finally broke down and went with the Big G. Yeah, I've been thinking about going that way too. Stand by, this one's gonna take a while to live up to. :think:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

So, you finally broke down and went with the Big G. Yeah, I've been thinking about going that way too. Stand by, this one's gonna take a while to live up to. :think:
I'm not saying this thread IS God. I'm saying that you'd SEE God. Kind of like when you're having wicked good sex (or if you're Catholic an outstanding wafer)...

[ALBOB2]

I'm not saying this thread IS God. I'm saying that you'd SEE God. Kind of like when you're having wicked good sex (or if you're Catholic an outstanding wafer)...


Oh yeah, we're on the same page. But still, you used his name. Gotta come up with something BIG to compete with that.

[bitterclinger84]

I'm not saying this thread IS God. I'm saying that you'd SEE God. Kind of like when you're having wicked good sex (or if you're Catholic an outstanding wafer)...

Oh...my....thread....

[Mustang JEB]

This thread helped Mel Brooks come up with Blazing Saddles and Spaceballs.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Oh...my....thread....
el oh el

[CID_0687]

This thread helped Mel Brooks come up with Blazing Saddles and Spaceballs.
This thread is Spaceballs!!

"Oh ****, there goes the planet."

[ALBOB2]

This thread became one with The Force. The Force couldn't handle it.


(Star Wars and A Few Good Men in one post, I want props.:mrgreen: )

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread became one with The Force. The Force couldn't handle it.


(Star Wars and A Few Good Men in one post, I want props.:mrgreen: )

I don't know why, but this just feels right...

http://thesecretsofvancouver.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ThatsRacist.gif

[RayMan]

I don't know why, but this just feels right...

http://thesecretsofvancouver.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ThatsRacist.gif

Talk about great minds...check out what I posted in the RF just two minutes before your post.



http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=61127341&postcount=1100


We bad. Oh yeah, we bad.

[JimGP20]

This thread is the Kwisatz Haderach !

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Talk about great minds...check out what I posted in the RF just two minutes before your post.



http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=61127341&postcount=1100


We bad. Oh yeah, we bad.
<applauding use of wildly inappropriate .gif in Religion Forum>

[RayMan]

Just trying to be a blessing.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Just trying to be a blessing.
Amen

[ALBOB2]

Just trying to be a blessing.

Ah, so you're the Yang to my Yin. I'm just trying to be a curse. :twisted:

[ThinkingMan]

This thread has achieved table top fusion, but didn't let anyone know because man isn't ready for it yet.

Neither is woman.

[CID_0687]

This thread touches me.




























































Inappropriately.

Stranger danger!! I need an adult!!

[RayMan]

Ah, so you're the Yang to my Yin. I'm just trying to be a curse. :twisted:

You complete me.


http://jcr.chu.cam.ac.uk/ents/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dr-evil-and-mini-me.jpg

[RayMan]

This thread touches me.







Inappropriately.

Stranger danger!! I need an adult!!

I believe The Tubes said it best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwivHPit22A

YouTube naughty content warning.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread is so smooth, if it had a voice it would sound like Barry White's voice dipped in chocolate.

[JimGP20]

This thread is Baberaham Lincoln.

[ALBOB2]

This thread is so smooth, if it had a voice it would sound like Barry White's voice dipped in chocolate.

http://theregulator.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/thats_racist_animated.gif

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread ended racism

[JimGP20]

This thread pondered the significance of short-person behavior in pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance and other highly ambient domains.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread proved string theory

[ALBOB2]

This thread proved string theory


psssst.....................Doc.................... .If it was proven it wouldn't be a theory anymore. ;)

[ALBOB2]

This string is the relative Einstein was refering to when he named his famous theory.


(Thanks for the help Doc. I had writer's block there for a while.)

[JimGP20]

This thread is so fine that it could build a city on the edge of a razor blade.

[ThinkingMan]

This thread is so fine that it could build a city on the edge of a razor blade.

Well this thread actually knows how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

612. Think about it.

[ThinkingMan]

This string is the relative Einstein was refering to when he named his famous theory.


(Thanks for the help Doc. I had writer's block there for a while.)

That was his Special Theory of Relativity. Not the Special Theory of pretending not to see your annoying cousins at Wal-Mart.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Helen Keller can see this thread...

[bitterclinger84]

This thread is all of the laws of physics.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread proves the existence of God more than the Phillies winning the World Series.

[WJStafford]

This thread helped the Phillies win the World Series.

[drylok]

Before the boogie man goes to sleep he checks the closet for this thread.

:eek:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread had more fantasy points than the Eagles defense/special teams last weekend.

[JimGP20]

This thread taught Tiger Woods how to golf.

[AmericanMuscle]

This thread is the cat's pajamas!:cool:

[sgdp]

This thread helped the Phillies win the World Series.

This thread's dad caught a foul ball, but this thread threw it back.

[RickRhetoric]

Please disregard my last message.

Thank you

[CID_0687]

This thread is the origin of the X-Men.

[bitterclinger84]

This thread is the source of Superman's superness.

[RickRhetoric]

Hey bro Obama! Take my money, kids, wife and health insurance but don't take away my Google and Wikipedia.

[ThinkingMan]

This thread will get into heaven with its clothes on.

[bitterclinger84]

Hey bro Obama! Take my money, kids, wife and health insurance but don't take away my Google and Wikipedia.

The sheer awesomeness of this thread made this make sense.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The sheer awesomeness of this thread made this make sense.
Almost...

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread made Paul Hewson into Bono

[bitterclinger84]

Almost...

Blasphemy!

[JimGP20]

The chicken crossed the road to get to this thread.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Blasphemy!
Point being that not even this thread could make Rick make sense...as previously stated, this thread is NOT God ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The chicken crossed the road to get to this thread.
<chuckle>

[JimGP20]

This thread easily put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread can make Minute Rice in 30 seconds

[JimGP20]

This thread can play the minute waltz in 15 seconds flat (14.2 with a tail wind).

[ALBOB2]

This thread sucks.:rolleyes:


























But it does so in such an awesome way that the sucking was named Gravity and thus, the universe was formed. :clap:

[JimGP20]

If this thread was a vacuum cleaner, it would be a Dyson with the cool rolling ball. and it would have sensors on it to tell you where the hidden dirt is in your carpets and floors. Then, when not in use, it would convert into a jet ski. :cool:

[ALBOB2]

ALBOB: This thread is so hot........

Audience: How hot is it?

ALBOB: This thread is so hot's it's the sole source of global warming.

[JimGP20]

This thread is what Timothy Leary always sought , but never found.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread can solve a Rubik's cube with its tongue

[JimGP20]

This thread stared at Medusa and turned HER to stone.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread can make Hillary Duff's music palatable

[JimGP20]

This thread can eat a raw onion and still have fresh breath.

[RayMan]

This Thread dont carry no gamblers, this Thread.
This Thread dont carry no gamblers, this Thread.
This Thread dont carry no gamblers,
No crap shooters, no midnight ramblers,
This Thread dont carry no gamblers, this Thread.

This Thread, dont carry no jokers, well, this Thread.
This Thread, dont carry no jokers, well, this Thread.
This Thread, dont carry no jokers,
No high-tone women, no cigar smokers, well
This Thread, dont carry no jokers, well, this Thread.

This Thread, done carried my mother, well, this Thread.
This Thread, done carried my mother, well, this Thread.
This Thread, done carried my mother,
My mother, my father, my sister and my brother,
This Thread, done carried my mother, well this Thread.

This Thread, she's bound for glory, well, this Thread
This Thread, she's bound for glory, well, this Thread
This Thread, she's bound for glory, well, this Thread
This Thread, she's bound for glory,
If you want to get to heaven then youve got to be holy, well,
This Thread, she's bound for glory, well, this Thread

[JimGP20]

http://img.snlarc.jt.org/caps/impressions/BiCr-Fernando%20Lamas.jpg

"You know Mr. Thread... I must tell you this.....
You look marvelous !"

[Dr. Funkenstein]

http://vibeteaching.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/gold-star-300x300.png

[JimGP20]

This thread made a hole in one on the 17th at Sawgrass using a lacrosse stick.

[RickRhetoric]

This thread is taking up too much bandspace with silly, frivolous nonsense and is now closed.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/challenged/threadclosed.gif

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread made a hole in one on the 17th at Sawgrass using a lacrosse stick.
A lacrosse stick?

Shoot...this thread aced "Amen Corner" at Augusta National...and it was THROWING the ball.

[ALBOB2]

This thread once sneezed...........................That sneeze is now know as "The Big Bang".

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread made Carrot Top funny...