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[ALBOB2]

This thread made Carrot Top funny...


Sorry, there are some things even this thread can't do.:confused:

[JimGP20]

http://www.thetubevideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Resized%20therock-madtv.jpg

"This thread takes perfection to a
ho......... nuva.......... leball !! "

[ALBOB2]

This thread once ate an entire pot of Five Alarm Chili, it was standing on the North Shore of Alaska at the time. ;)

[JimGP20]

This thread once ate an entire pot of Five Alarm Chili, it was standing on the North Shore of Alaska at the time. ;)


I was looking for a connection to the Aurora Borealis, and you found it. :clap:

[ALBOB2]

This thread is ambidestrous.....................with BOTH hands.

[Mustang JEB]

This thread fathered Ronald Reagan, Chuck Norris, and Ted Nugent.

[bitterclinger84]

This thread can solve a Rubik's cube with its tongue

:eek:

:redface:

:eek:

[drylok]

This thread renews my strength, courage and resolve

:flag:

[JimGP20]

This thread enabled the Detroit Lions to end a 19 game losing streak. :cool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread made Kevin Kolb viable

[JimGP20]

This thread is more permanent than a Sharpie marker on a white shirt.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The Aurora Borealis sees this thread and says "damn...that's pretty"

[ALBOB2]

This thread is the extra dimension where socks go to get lost.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread produced "Thriller"

[JimGP20]

This thread.... buried on page 3, telepathically summoned me to bring it back to the top.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread.... buried on page 3, telepathically summoned me to bring it back to the top.
This thread knocked in Ryan Howard to win the Phillies-Rockies game last night.

[ALBOB2]

"This" "Thread" are two words you ALWAYS want to hear together.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk

[drylok]

The dark, is afraid of this thread

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The dark, is afraid of this thread
...so is the light

[ALBOB2]

This thread IS the light.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread is the 7 herbs and spices...

[ALBOB2]

This thread invented the all-you-can-eat buffet. :dance:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread made this dress...

http://www.valetmag.com/gr/daily/the_edit/080309/art-intel_380x300.jpg

[ALBOB2]

This thread is rooting for the Phillies.:dance:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread is rooting for the Phillies.:dance:
This thread is not a gay retard named Todd

[ALBOB2]

This thread is not a gay retard named Todd


This thread wants you to tell me WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?:confused:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread wants you to tell me WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?:confused:
Last year Darth Bush said that anyone rooting for the Rays was a gay retard named Todd.

I've simply kept that up.

[ALBOB2]

Last year Darth Bush said that anyone rooting for the Rays was a gay retard named Todd.

I've simply kept that up.


Ah, this thread applauds your dedication. :clap:

[bitterclinger84]

This thread.... *sigh*

[putputpanorama]

This thread 2012

[ALBOB2]

This thread is like a Snuggie on a cold winter day.

[bitterclinger84]

This thread is a bottle of wine at the end of a hard day.

[outfromunder]

This thread is like watching a good football team get beat by a sorry team

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread is like a Snuggie on a cold winter day.
Correction...this thread is like a DESIGNER Snuggie on a cold day...

http://designersnuggie.com/

[ALBOB2]

Correction...this thread is like a DESIGNER Snuggie on a cold day...

http://designersnuggie.com/

This thread makes its OWN designs. No mere mortal could ever design for this thread.:snooty:


(That a good link? It's blocked by my firewall.:confused: )

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread makes its OWN designs. No mere mortal could ever design for this thread.:snooty:


(That a good link? It's blocked by my firewall.:confused: )
It is...I saw a commercial for it during the "Sports Reporters" yesterday, and nearly fell off the couch. I had to save it on my TiVo so I could show it to my wife...who actually DID fall down.

[JimGP20]

This thread already knew where her chips were.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVeSzTqEtpQ

(standard youtube warning)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread invented the track suit so Jane Lynch would have something to wear on "Glee"

[ALBOB2]

This thread invented women's bicycle seats. :whistle:



(If you understand that joke you can never, EVER call me a sick pup again. :)) )

[chichimama]

This thread invented women's bicycle seats. :whistle:



(If you understand that joke you can never, EVER call me a sick pup again. :)) )

My hubby's favorite reincarnation dream. :lol:

[Kelzan]

This thread did things, terrible things. :cry:

[Remus Lupin]

pancakes!!!!1

[Kelzan]

Waffles with maple syrup and whipped butter.

[outfromunder]

This thread is better than waffles and pancakes.
Unless they are served with Strawberries and whipped cream

[KeithBlubberman]

banana pancakes

[chichimama]

strawberry crepes

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Pictorial representation of this thread...

http://www.funstamp.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/awesomeness.jpg

[Kelzan]

Pepperoni and mushroom pizza with extra cheese.

[Lego-Man]

Pepperoni and mushroom pizza with extra cheese.

Change the mushrooms to double sausage, and it's even better.

[Kelzan]

Change the mushrooms to double sausage, and it's even better.

Why not just add double sausage to the pizza but leave the mushrooms?

[Kelzan]

This is an ordinary sentence.

[JimGP20]

This thread IS the Kwisatz Haderach !!

[bitterclinger84]

Threeeeeeeaaaaaaaaddddddd!!!!!!

*said while running in slow motion, with hair billowing in the wind, while sappy music plays*

[JimGP20]

By Grapthar's Hammer.... this thread will be avenged :exclaim:

[K Lags]

This thread is epic. I'm assuming this by the 10 posts I've read thus far.

[bitterclinger84]

My name is Indigo Montoya. You kill my thread. Prepare to DIE.

[CID_0687]

This is the only thread that ever made me feel special.

This thread completes me.

[ALBOB2]

THREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!

http://www.johnsimonds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/kirk-yelling-at-kahn-300x274.jpg





Thanks for the idea Bitterclinger. ;)

[K Lags]

My name is Indigo Montoya. You kill my thread. Prepare to DIE.

With you, and JimGP's old avatar.. I get more miles out of that movie then I ever thought when I watched it.

Frankly it's inconceivable.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Why not just add double sausage to the pizza but leave the mushrooms?

The question is can one person handle all of that amazingness?

I mean...handling this thread is difficult enough

[JimGP20]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/0/0b/Ben_Kenobi.jpg/150px-Ben_Kenobi.jpg


"This Thread is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread's favorite song is "If You're Wondering If I Want You To (I Want You To)"

[JimGP20]

This thread left Joan Rivers speechless.

[K Lags]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/0/0b/Ben_Kenobi.jpg/150px-Ben_Kenobi.jpg



"This Thread is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

You have turned this thread against me.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This thread can turn water into funk...

[outfromunder]

This thread is more amazing than Daisy's meltdown thread

[K Lags]

This thread was the first wonder of the world. The 7 that followed are just byproducts.

[CID_0687]

This thread can turn water into funk...
You act as if that's a miracle...I do that everyday around 7 AM...I'll leave out the details though.

[JimGP20]

This thread supplied the energy for the big bang.






Awaiting inappropriate comment from albob in 3....2......1.......

[bitterclinger84]

You act as if that's a miracle...I do that everyday around 7 AM...I'll leave out the details though.

That should be gross (I think)...but because it's in this thread, it's not! :hug:

[K Lags]

"This Thread is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

http://christianspoo.com/starwars/palpatine.jpg

"This thread possesses powers many would consider to be, unnatural."

[ALBOB2]

This thread supplied the energy for the big bang.






Awaiting inappropriate comment from albob in 3....2......1.......

Inappropriate? ME? I would never say something inappropriate in this thread for fear that it may smite me. ;)

[rckirby]

So, I leave here for 4 months, and come back to find you've all had your way with this thread, and now you do nothing but spend all your time praising it.

Anyone ever think that this thread needs a little more than talk talk talk????

Now, somebody step up and take this thread to the movies and a dinner for pete's sake...oh and some flowers would be nice too.......thanks.

I'll check back in the future to make sure this thread is still the sparkle in God's eye. :angel:

[K Lags]

So, I leave here for 4 months, and come back to find you've all had your way with this thread, and now you do nothing but spend all your time praising it.

Anyone ever think that this thread needs a little more than talk talk talk????

Now, somebody step up and take this thread to the movies and a dinner for pete's sake...oh and some flowers would be nice too.......thanks.

I'll check back in the future to make sure this thread is still the sparkle in God's eye. :angel:




*Tumbleweed rolls by*

[Dr. Funkenstein]

So, I leave here for 4 months, and come back to find you've all had your way with this thread, and now you do nothing but spend all your time praising it.

Anyone ever think that this thread needs a little more than talk talk talk????

Now, somebody step up and take this thread to the movies and a dinner for pete's sake...oh and some flowers would be nice too.......thanks.

I'll check back in the future to make sure this thread is still the sparkle in God's eye. :angel:

I have been plowing this thread for months...

[JimGP20]

So, I leave here for 4 months, and come back to find you've all had your way with this thread, and now you do nothing but spend all your time praising it.

Anyone ever think that this thread needs a little more than talk talk talk????

Now, somebody step up and take this thread to the movies and a dinner for pete's sake...oh and some flowers would be nice too.......thanks.

I'll check back in the future to make sure this thread is still the sparkle in God's eye. :angel:

Hey.... I wasn't using this thread.... this thread was using me. :eh:

[K Lags]

I have been plowing this thread for months...

So wait, if you were.. then I was.. Oh man...:neutral:

[JimGP20]

This thread loves me the most. I was the first one to pick it back up after the OP so callously tossed it to the curb. :snooty:

[rckirby]

I have been plowing this thread for months...

I've got an insider friend who told me that this thread isn't real impressed either.....just sayin'...

Friend also said you keep trying to put a sticky red wig on this thread and its getting uncomfortable.

:whistle:

[rckirby]

Hey.... I wasn't using this thread.... this thread was using me. :eh:

Thread thought you like that kinda stuff.............:think:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I've got an insider friend who told me that this thread isn't real impressed either.....just sayin'...

Friend also said you keep trying to put a sticky red wig on this thread and its getting uncomfortable.

:whistle:

Your friend is entirely wrong about the first part, and for the second...well thread knew I was into redheads before...

[ALBOB2]

This thread is a New Orleans Saints fan and singlehandedly caused the Vikings to drop the ball six times.