Who has conspicuous tattoos?

[ThinkingMan]

And what the heck were you thinking?

:whistle:

[bitterclinger84]

Mine's not conspicuous unless my shirt ride up in the back a little. I want another one but the man says no :(

[ThinkingMan]

Mine's not conspicuous unless my shirt ride up in the back a little. I want another one but the man says no :(

Tuck that shirt in! :lol:

[bitterclinger84]

Tuck that shirt in! :lol:

:)) I HATE tucked in shirts!! Like I said, 90% of the time, you can't see it.

[ThinkingMan]

:)) I HATE tucked in shirts!! Like I said, 90% of the time, you can't see it.

Me too. So, anyway.....

What the heck were you thinking?

:lol:

[bitterclinger84]

Me too. So, anyway.....

What the heck were you thinking?

:lol:

LOL I'd wanted one since I was like 15. It was my 20th bday present to myself. And I'm kind of an adrenaline junky :mrgreen:

[sgdp]

My brother kept one hidden for some time by wearing t-shirts. Just a fleur-de-lis. As much as I know it was a bad drunken decision, boy it could have been SO much worse.

[melinda]

I have no tattoos ... but I should be getting one soon. it won't be conspicuous. (or however you spell it)

[bitterclinger84]

My brother kept one hidden for some time by wearing t-shirts. Just a fleur-de-lis. As much as I know it was a bad drunken decision, boy it could have been SO much worse.

LOL a fleur-de-lis? It definitely could have been worse! Does he regret getting it?

[Celtic Pax]

Have two tattoos but not conspicuous...... ;)

[ThinkingMan]

I have no tattoos ... but I should be getting one soon. it won't be conspicuous. (or however you spell it)


Why????

Let me see - I want to inject ink under my skin, but so no one can see it.

Please explain.

[bitterclinger84]

Why????

Let me see - I want to inject ink under my skin, but so no one can see it.

Please explain.

It depends on where it is....there's something to be said for things that only certain people can see ;)

[melinda]

Why????

Let me see - I want to inject ink under my skin, but so no one can see it.

Please explain.

I'll be able to see it ... and anyone I choose. ;)

[melinda]

It depends on where it is....there's something to be said for things that only certain people can see ;)

exactly, bitterclinger. exactly.

[Theranna]

Mine's very conspicuous and I have plans for two more, one of which won't be conspicuous at all, specially if I keep my hair short.

Why? It has a lot to do with family pride and I love the feel of the needle on my skin. You should see the guy I'm seeing, he's got loads of them... and I love every single one of them.

[breezyjr]

I have four. One on each shoulder blade and I regret getting both of them. Stupid drunk'n moment when I was 18 and "can do what ever I want".

Now in a different life style then I was in then, I can't wear strapless gowns to the volun-told official AF formals.

I have one on my calf that I will never regret for several reason. Most of all because it was completely home done w/ no tat gun, and it was 2 1/2 days of pure pain! But I did it.

The last is on my ankle and is hubby's name so I don' regret that either. I did that one myself also.

[birdonawire]

I have one a red rose at the base of my left thumb the stem trails down to my wrist.

[raiderkenny1991]

I have one on the outside of my left forearm. It's the third eye. Any Tool fans out there???

[ThinkingMan]

It depends on where it is....there's something to be said for things that only certain people can see ;)

OK - I get that.

I am talking about conspicuous ones, like total arm tattoos and stuff.

[ThinkingMan]

Mine's very conspicuous and I have plans for two more, one of which won't be conspicuous at all, specially if I keep my hair short.

Why? It has a lot to do with family pride and I love the feel of the needle on my skin. You should see the guy I'm seeing, he's got loads of them... and I love every single one of them.

So they are to attract others who also have them, because you like them on others. OK. Can't argue that logic.

[ThinkingMan]

I have four. One on each shoulder blade and I regret getting both of them. Stupid drunk'n moment when I was 18 and "can do what ever I want".

Now in a different life style then I was in then, I can't wear strapless gowns to the volun-told official AF formals.

I have one on my calf that I will never regret for several reason. Most of all because it was completely home done w/ no tat gun, and it was 2 1/2 days of pure pain! But I did it.

The last is on my ankle and is hubby's name so I don' regret that either. I did that one myself also.

Some people do their children's names. I can understand that. Would never do it, but I get it.

[ThinkingMan]

I have one a red rose at the base of my left thumb the stem trails down to my wrist.

I've been seeing a lot of those lately. Just yesterday - at the (ahem) salon, the hairwasher.

[ThinkingMan]

I have one on the outside of my left forearm. It's the third eye. Any Tool fans out there???

Tool - more proof of our cultural demise.

No offense.

[Theranna]

So they are to attract others who also have them, because you like them on others. OK. Can't argue that logic.

You misunderstand me, or I wasn't clear enough. I do it for myself. I girded my loins and went under the needle for the first tat to conquer my fear or needles and to... leave an indelible mark about my family on my body. It's not visible and won't be until I get back into bikini shape. I didn't do it to show it off, I did it for me.

I don't seek out men with tats but I love tats nonetheless.

[ThinkingMan]

You misunderstand me, or I wasn't clear enough. I do it for myself. I girded my loins and went under the needle for the first tat to conquer my fear or needles and to... leave an indelible mark about my family on my body. It's not visible and won't be until I get back into bikini shape. I didn't do it to show it off, I did it for me.

I don't seek out men with tats but I love tats nonetheless.

Got it!

And congratulations - on beating needles, and the family!

[bitterclinger84]

You misunderstand me, or I wasn't clear enough. I do it for myself. I girded my loins and went under the needle for the first tat to conquer my fear or needles and to... leave an indelible mark about my family on my body. It's not visible and won't be until I get back into bikini shape. I didn't do it to show it off, I did it for me.

I don't seek out men with tats but I love tats nonetheless.

Exactly! It would be a total bonus if my man liked tattoos, but even so, I have NO regrets about mine!!

[birdonawire]

I've been seeing a lot of those lately. Just yesterday - at the (ahem) salon, the hairwasher.


The artist drew mine free hand and then gave it to me when he was finished so mine is one of a kind. It was a cover up of the tacky one the stupid person put there when I rebelled three years ago at turning 50. :mrgreen:

[sgdp]

LOL a fleur-de-lis? It definitely could have been worse! Does he regret getting it?

He was born in New Orleans, so it has some sort of meaning. But no, he doesn't regret it, it seems. :)

[sgdp]

A lot of the tattoos I see memorialize friends and family. But...the gang variety. I'm not sure why people do that. I mean, eventually they'll run outta room.

I could never, ever get a tattoo, though.

[bitterclinger84]

A lot of the tattoos I see memorialize friends and family. But...the gang variety. I'm not sure why people do that. I mean, eventually they'll run outta room.

I could never, ever get a tattoo, though.

It's not so bad :) Actually kind of a high.

[ThinkingMan]

It's not so bad :) Actually kind of a high.

I can't stand when I just accidentally write on myself.

I actually have nightmares about getting tattooed. The very thought that ink gets injected into my dermis disturbs me.

Many things I don't get: smoking, piercings, drugs

But then there are people who don't get drinking beer and wine, which I would lose my mind without.

[sgdp]

It's not so bad :) Actually kind of a high.

Nay. I am not an adrenaline person. I've never once gotten a "runner's high" or anything like it.

You should see me when they have to draw my blood. :eek:

[super cool ski instructor]

I do not, and will not ever, have any tatoos.

I am made of win just the way I am :razz:

[bitterclinger84]

Nay. I am not an adrenaline person. I've never once gotten a "runner's high" or anything like it.

You should see me when they have to draw my blood. :eek:

Oh man! You don't know what you're missing! I've never gotten a runner's high (maybe I never ran far enough lol) but I love me some adrenaline!

[bitterclinger84]

I do not, and will not ever, have any tatoos.

I am made of win just the way I am :razz:

:))

I've been meaning to ask, SCSI....do you actually give skiing lessons? I haven't been in years, I miss it! :(

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

I've been meaning to ask, SCSI....do you actually give skiing lessons? I haven't been in years, I miss it! :(

:D I have never been skiing.....I got my name from my favorite South Park episode!

[bitterclinger84]

I can't stand when I just accidentally write on myself.

I actually have nightmares about getting tattooed. The very thought that ink gets injected into my dermis disturbs me.

Many things I don't get: smoking, piercings, drugs

But then there are people who don't get drinking beer and wine, which I would lose my mind without.

:lol: ONLY my ears are pierced...for some reason, the thought of piercings freak the heck outta me. Tattoos? Whole other story!

I smoked a couple of times but never really liked it...oddly enough, I still get cravings. :eh: I don't think I smoke more than 10 cigs over a couple month period.

Don't do drugs...unless you count Aspirin :razz:

My fiance loves beer and wine, I could give or take both. Got really drunk a couple of times and haven't really touched alcohol since. :lol: Got a physical last year and the Dr. was like "Do you drink?" and I was like "Sometimes." When she asked how often, I just sorta looked at her and she's like "Ok, when was your last drink?". When it took me more than a minute to answer, she's like "Nevermind, you don't drink."

[bitterclinger84]

:D I have never been skiing.....I got my name from my favorite South Park episode!

:)) And here I thought I could talk someone into free lessons!!

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) And here I thought I could talk someone into free lessons!!

:))

I could teach you how to buy a really good pair of shoes.........

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'll be able to see it ... and anyone I choose. ;)
<getting in line>

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I do not, and will not ever, have any tatoos.

I am made of win just the way I am :razz:
You owe me a monitor...

And now I've got a new sigline...

[super cool ski instructor]

I just noticed it! :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I just noticed it! :))
Good...so it's not a problem that I used it.

Always better to ask forgiveness than permission, right?

[super cool ski instructor]

Yeah....besides...who am I to keep you from showing my awesomeness to the wonderful people here at Hannity? :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Yeah....besides...who am I to keep you from showing my awesomeness to the wonderful people here at Hannity? :))
Well, Hannity, softballfans.com, and a couple of others I'll keep to myself, but yeah...

;)

[JimGP20]

No tattoos here... conspicuous or otherwise. I have, however, designed quite a few for other folks.

[super cool ski instructor]

Well, Hannity, softballfans.com, and a couple of others I'll keep to myself, but yeah...

;)

I'm cool with that :razz:

[ALBOB2]

Yeah....besides...who am I to keep you from showing my awesomeness to the wonderful people here at Hannity? :))

I've been trying to get a peek of your "awesomeness" for years and all I had to do was quote you in my sig line??? :wall:

[ALBOB2]

And as to the OP, I have a leather strap around my left bicep with a sort of Dreamcather on it and two feathers hanging from it that go down the outside of my arm. No idea why I was attracted to it, I have no Indian blood in my at all, just liked the way it looked. Got it as a 30th birthday present and have absolutely no regrets.

[ExDem]

No way would I have a tattoo. Sorry, but they look cheap and very hoosier.

[JimGP20]

No way would I have a tattoo. Sorry, but they look cheap and very hoosier.


Ahem.... I also have no tattoos and I AM a Hoosier. :hand:

[psyko kat]

tattoos and piercings are soooo stupid...../
just like breast implants .its all gonna look really nasty when you get old an wrinkled.

[signcut]

I don't know about 'conspicuous', but I do have tattoos, one that can be seen unless I wear longsleeves, which happens rarely. It is, however, on the inside of my right forearm, and does not really stand out because of that. It is a custom dragon tattoo that is about 27 years old, and still holding up quite well.

I will be getting another one soon, on the inside of my left forearm... like the others that I have (three, total) for personal reasons; powerful, meaningful, yet my own. Tattoos, so permanent, should have meaning, but all too often are just put on for no real reason. Those are the ones that are a shame; sometimes it's really good work...

As to how my tattoos may look in time? No worse than I will; I guess I'm not vain enough to worry about that... :cool:

[bitterclinger84]

tattoos and piercings are soooo stupid...../
just like breast implants .its all gonna look really nasty when you get old an wrinkled.

lol So? All of you is probably gonna look nasty when you get old and wrinkled...like a little ink makes it worse?

[psyko kat]

lol So? All of you is probably gonna look nasty when you get old and wrinkled...like a little ink makes it worse?

lol, I'm already 'old' and 'wrinkled',....

[bitterclinger84]

lol, I'm already 'old' and 'wrinkled',....

lol I'm only 24, so I figure that's awhile off...and like I said, only certain ppls can see mine. So, eh, not that worried ;)

[ThinkingMan]

I don't know about 'conspicuous', but I do have tattoos, one that can be seen unless I wear longsleeves, which happens rarely. It is, however, on the inside of my right forearm, and does not really stand out because of that. It is a custom dragon tattoo that is about 27 years old, and still holding up quite well.

I will be getting another one soon, on the inside of my left forearm... like the others that I have (three, total) for personal reasons; powerful, meaningful, yet my own. Tattoos, so permanent, should have meaning, but all too often are just put on for no real reason. Those are the ones that are a shame; sometimes it's really good work...

As to how my tattoos may look in time? No worse than I will; I guess I'm not vain enough to worry about that... :cool:

Cool. Kwai Chang Caine fan?

[ThinkingMan]

Maybe I shoulda' requested pictures of these tattoos.

Within tasteful limits, of course.

[breezyjr]

Maybe I shoulda' requested pictures of these tattoos.

Within tasteful limits, of course.

Mine, the one I don't regret, on my calf is Taz the Tasmanian Devel with his arms crossed over his chest and he is standing on a block. Inside the block is the word ATTITUDE.

I have a Taz attitude when I don't get my way and spin around in fits if I still don't get my way.

Yes, I'm spoiled. :shhh:

[birdonawire]

It's not so bad :) Actually kind of a high.

High??? Mine hurt like hell when I got it! He hit nerves in my hand I never knew existed! :eek:

[birdonawire]

tattoos and piercings are soooo stupid...../
just like breast implants .its all gonna look really nasty when you get old an wrinkled.


I'm 53 and mine looks great. :razz:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'm 53 and mine looks great. :razz:
Useless without pics...;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Mine, the one I don't regret, on my calf is Taz the Tasmanian Devel with his arms crossed over his chest and he is standing on a block. Inside the block is the word ATTITUDE.

I have a Taz attitude when I don't get my way and spin around in fits if I still don't get my way.

Yes, I'm spoiled. :shhh:

Do you ever find yourself struggling with random dizziness?

[bitterclinger84]

High??? Mine hurt like hell when I got it! He hit nerves in my hand I never knew existed! :eek:

Well, yea, it hurts...you know what? I'm not even going there. Ya'll don't need to know THAT much about me!!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

lol I'm only 24, so I figure that's awhile off...and like I said, only certain ppls can see mine. So, eh, not that worried ;)
Again...this is useless without pics

;)

[BJC]

A little ATTITUDE is good.

[super cool ski instructor]

Again...this is useless without pics

;)

Dude....I thought bitterclinger was a guy :))


Oh wait...no...I know bitterclinger is a chick.......

[Theranna]

Pain gives you a high, just that simple and getting a tat... all I know is that I get excited thinking about the next ones. It's also a reason why I'm hitting the gym again. I wanna show off my tats and if I keep going to the gym, my tats will age very well... Worked for my dad.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dude....I thought bitterclinger was a guy :))


Oh wait...no...I know bitterclinger is a chick.......
I don't know any dudes with lower back tattoos, so I made an assumption (either that or she mentioned it at one point...but who's counting?)

[super cool ski instructor]

I don't know any dudes with lower back tattoos, so I made an assumption (either that or she mentioned it at one point...but who's counting?)

I missed the lower back tatoo post.....


I just really hate tatoos...TC has 2......they are fine.....nothing too drastic or anything like that...but he is a guy. I hate tatoos on chicks......

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I missed the lower back tatoo post.....


I just really hate tatoos...TC has 2......they are fine.....nothing too drastic or anything like that...but he is a guy. I hate tatoos on chicks......
Depends on the chick, the tattoo, and the location.

A girl at work has the treble clef symbol tattooed into her ankle, and it's wicked cool (being a former chorus dork, I appreciate that kind of thing).

I'd also present Abby from NCIS, who has a spiderweb tattooed into her neck (not real, but still awesome).

On the flip side...I had a boss once that had a smiley face tattooed into her upper arm...only she'd let her go so much that the skin sagged and it turned into a frown.

[super cool ski instructor]

I'm a bit of a refined chick, in case you couldn't figure that one out.....and as you know I have a pretty high opinion of myself....why change what is already awesome? :)) :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'm a bit of a refined chick, in case you couldn't figure that one out.....and as you know I have a pretty high opinion of myself....why change what is already awesome? :)) :))
I never saw the point of it either, but hey...to each their own.

Not that I've never considered getting the three-wolf moon design tattooed into my torso...

;)

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) It's all about the wolf :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:)) It's all about the wolf :))
It would be the only way I could get away with coming to work shirtless.

[bitterclinger84]

Dude....I thought bitterclinger was a guy :))


Oh wait...no...I know bitterclinger is a chick.......

:eh:

[bitterclinger84]

*points to avatar*

Big purple fairy didn't tip anyone off to my chickness??

[super cool ski instructor]

*points to avatar*

Big purple fairy didn't tip anyone off to my chickness??

Hey....these days you never know...and I don't judge anyone :))

[bitterclinger84]

Hey....these days you never know...and I don't judge anyone :))

:razz:

You're gonna give me a complex! But I can't really complain...I thought you were a dude until that crack about buying shoes ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

*points to avatar*

Big purple fairy didn't tip anyone off to my chickness??
I've seen way too many people use opposite gender avatars (a dude who had the girl from "Fringe" as his, samurai7 uses John Wayne, etc) to make that assumption.

Now...when I made the crack about jell-o wrestling with you two...THAT wasn't a tip-off?

[signcut]

Cool. Kwai Chang Caine fan?

Nope, just a representation of a powerful event in my life that I wanted to physically re-create, to be able to carry the meaning of in my view, be reminded of what it meant, and what it did not.

My other tattoos are my statements of life, at least my life at the time. They are not hidden, but not always immediately visible. I have one on my left shoulder/bicep, and another on my right bicep...

[super cool ski instructor]

:razz:

You're gonna give me a complex! But I can't really complain...I thought you were a dude until that crack about buying shoes ;)

I'm always confused for a guy around here...I partly blame my baseball avie and sig I use alot.....but then there are still people who think I am a guy when I have my Grace Kelly stuff going on and that always makes me go :eh: :))

[signcut]

I'm always confused for a guy around here...I partly blame my baseball avie and sig I use alot.....but then there are still people who think I am a guy when I have my Grace Kelly stuff going on and that always makes me go :eh: :))

Perhaps regular posting of new pics of yourself would assist in clearing the confusion. Especially summer pics... :cool:














:)

[super cool ski instructor]

Signcut!! :))

How have ya been dear?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Perhaps regular posting of new pics of yourself would assist in clearing the confusion. Especially summer pics... :cool:














:)
best suggestion of the day

[signcut]

Signcut!! :))

How have ya been dear?

:hug:


Just trying to keep it together, or at least from falling apart... some good, some bad, but busy. I have been checking in occasionally, but haven't had much to say.





Well, until now.

:D

[ALBOB2]

Maybe I shoulda' requested pictures of these tattoos.

Within tasteful limits, of course.


Here ya' go, but you gotta guess which one is me. :cool:

And just the fact that I'm in the picture negates the possibility of it being tasteful.

[birdonawire]

Useless without pics...;)

I have pictures I just cant post them here. :mrgreen:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Here ya' go, but you gotta guess which one is me. :cool:

And just the fact that I'm in the picture negates the possibility of it being tasteful.
careful...you start flashing them guns around and you won't be able to fend off the ladies around here...

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I have pictures I just cant post them here. :mrgreen:
Tease...:hug:

[birdonawire]

Tease...:hug:

That would be me. :hug:

[CID_0687]

Here ya' go, but you gotta guess which one is me. :cool:

And just the fact that I'm in the picture negates the possibility of it being tasteful.
Wow, that really is your baby picture in your avie isn't it?

[ALBOB2]

careful...you start flashing them guns around and you won't be able to fend off the ladies around here...

Yeah, you'd think that, wouldn't you? But for some reason I'm VERY adept at fending them off. Might have something to do with transposing the words into "offending". Some women just don't get my sophistocated brand of humor. :think:

[bitterclinger84]

Yeah, you'd think that, wouldn't you? But for some reason I'm VERY adept at fending them off. Might have something to do with transposing the words into "offending". Some women just don't get my sophistocated brand of humor. :think:


Awwwww :hug:

Some women don't like big muscular guys.

I have NO idea WHY, but they don't :eh:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Yeah, you'd think that, wouldn't you? But for some reason I'm VERY adept at fending them off. Might have something to do with transposing the words into "offending". Some women just don't get my sophistocated brand of humor. :think:
"sophisticated brand of humor"

:think:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Awwwww :hug:

Some women don't like big muscular guys.

I have NO idea WHY, but they don't :eh:
Yeah...

The big fat guy in me holds a bit of resentment towards the big muscular guys.

Fortunately, my wife was a chubby chaser (or rocking some serious beer goggles for six years of dating) ;)

[bitterclinger84]

Yeah...

The big fat guy in me holds a bit of resentment towards the big muscular guys.

Fortunately, my wife was a chubby chaser (or rocking some serious beer goggles for six years of dating) ;)

LOL I can go either way. Tall and muscular/heavy.

Somehow, though, I attract lots of short, skinny guys. What's up with that???

[Dr. Funkenstein]

LOL I can go either way. Tall and muscular/heavy.

Somehow, though, I attract lots of short, skinny guys. What's up with that???

As usual...statements like this are useless without pics.

How can we, as helpful members of the opposite sex, possibly hope to assist you in your search for answers if we don't know what we're working with?

[bitterclinger84]

As usual...statements like this are useless without pics.

How can we, as helpful members of the opposite sex, possibly hope to assist you in your search for answers if we don't know what we're working with?

:))

Umm....mebbe after I reach my goal weight, I'll post pics. :razz:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:))

Umm....mebbe after I reach my goal weight, I'll post pics. :razz:
<tapping foot>

[ALBOB2]

<tapping foot>

Careful, congressmen have lost jobs for doing stuff like that. :naughty:

[nortman]

:think:

I've often wondered about the people who get the oriental writing tattooed on them. How do they know that the tattooist (tattooer?) isn't writing "This Freaking Idiot Thinks That This Says Something Profound"?

[nortman]

Here ya' go, but you gotta guess which one is me. :cool:

And just the fact that I'm in the picture negates the possibility of it being tasteful.Wow, you look just like Lou Ferrigno!

Damn, I used to watch that show when I was a kid. You have aged pretty well. :mrgreen:

[Hadassah]

Conspicuous? Depends on what I'm wearing. ;)

[Claymore]

I had a full-color mural of the Storming of The Bastille tattoed across by back,,,

































in invisible ink.













:))

[breezyjr]

Do you ever find yourself struggling with random dizziness?

Nope! Never random. Those that meet me truly understand I get my way. When they don't understand, well then they suffer from the wrath of Taz'tude.

It's ugly and I would not recommend it. Stuff flying all 'round, nasty noises, and well then there is the slobbering.

Just ugly. Better understood that I get my way. Less suffering for all involved. And, less things to clean up after I got my way anyhow. :mrgreen:

[melinda]

<getting in line>

:hug:

[melinda]

:think:

I've often wondered about the people who get the oriental writing tattooed on them. How do they know that the tattooist (tattooer?) isn't writing "This Freaking Idiot Thinks That This Says Something Profound"?

exactly.... :))

[melinda]

isn't it Meagan Fox who has the tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on the inside of her forearm? sometimes I see it and think it looks good .... other times I see it and think, "what was she thinking?"

[sgdp]

Oh man! You don't know what you're missing! I've never gotten a runner's high (maybe I never ran far enough lol) but I love me some adrenaline!

I wish I knew what it was like. :( The closest I get is heart palpitations. o.O Nothing similar, right?

[sgdp]

isn't it Meagan Fox who has the tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on the inside of her forearm? sometimes I see it and think it looks good .... other times I see it and think, "what was she thinking?"

What?? :eek: People have told me I look like her, but whenever I google to see, I never noticed a dumb tattoo like that. :confused:

[melinda]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l178/hoops_vl/15030044.jpg

[melinda]

I have a tattoo of Texas ... it's upon my chest.

[sgdp]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l178/hoops_vl/15030044.jpg

Ew. It doesn't even look that nice.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

isn't it Meagan Fox who has the tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on the inside of her forearm? sometimes I see it and think it looks good .... other times I see it and think, "what was she thinking?"
The words "Megan Fox" and "thinking" don't generally appear in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "I'm thinking Megan Fox needs to wear less clothing".

[Dr. Funkenstein]

What?? :eek: People have told me I look like her, but whenever I google to see, I never noticed a dumb tattoo like that. :confused:
<noting that sgdp is a chick>

[melinda]

:))

[bitterclinger84]

<noting that sgdp is a chick>

LOL The gender confusion around here is rampant...

[WJStafford]

<noting that sgdp is a chick>

It's amazing how many times I have been wrong here when it comes to gender.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

It's amazing how many times I have been wrong here when it comes to gender.
Imagine my surprise when I learned of mel's true identity

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=29171121&postcount=459

[WJStafford]

Imagine my surprise when I learned of mel's true identity

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=29171121&postcount=459

:)):)):)):)):))

[melinda]

:eek:















:shhh:

[bitterclinger84]

Imagine my surprise when I learned of mel's true identity

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=29171121&postcount=459

:eek:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:eek:
I know, right?

[melinda]

if you were surprised .... imagine how surprised I was!!!!!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

if you were surprised .... imagine how surprised I was!!!!!
That's right...keep denying it.

;)

[ALBOB2]

I have a tattoo of Texas ... it's upon my chest.


But I thought Texas was supposed to be a BIG state? :confused:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

But I thought Texas was supposed to be a BIG state? :confused:
<walking away>

[bitterclinger84]

But I thought Texas was supposed to be a BIG state? :confused:

More :eek:!!!

[bitterclinger84]

<walking away>

Good move ;)

[melinda]

:(( :(( :((

[melinda]

But I thought Texas was supposed to be a BIG state? :confused:



so I should have put it on my ass instead? :confused:

[nortman]

But I thought Texas was supposed to be a BIG state? :confused:

Oh, you are sooooo wrong. :))

[nortman]

so I should have put it on my ass instead? :confused:

:eek::)):)):))

[sgdp]

<noting that sgdp is a chick>

:)) Ya shoulda seen when I had my picture as an avy for 3 hours. My inbox was flooded. :eek: Lol!!

[ALBOB2]

so I should have put it on my ass instead? :confused:

Well, since it's Texas, at least it would have smelled right. :rolleyes:

[melinda]

:mad:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

so I should have put it on my ass instead? :confused:
<laughing too hard for 8:15>

<face turning red>

<tears running down cheek>

[melinda]

<laughing too hard for 8:15>

<face turning red>

<tears running down cheek>

good!!!! I love making people laugh.

:hug:

[ALBOB2]

good!!!! I love making people laugh.

:hug:


See how you are? Just when I start to feel guilty about abusing you, you go and give me another perfect set up for a chest joke. :eh:

[melinda]

See how you are? Just when I start to feel guilty about abusing you, you go and give me another perfect set up for a chest joke. :eh:

I'm here for your abusing ............. :)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'm here for your abusing ............. :)
<watches ALBOB walk by with riding crop>

:eek:

[ALBOB2]

I'm here for your abusing ............. :)


Oh sure, say that in public. But how come I'm the one with scars on my back? :eh:

[Fire Watch]

Oh sure, say that in public. But how come I'm the one with scars on my back? :eh:
Dude, I have a feeling you'd complain if you got hung with a NEW rope.

[drylok]

I have one but it's not really conspicuous. It's a duck head on my right arm. I am planning of getting another on my left arm.

Would this be conspicuous?

http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww204/bowyerscot/WeThePeople-1.jpg

[ConstitutionHugger]

I would think conspicuous would be a location that is not easily seen everyday...like the chest or the back...or the buttocks...or..well, you get the idea.


I thought conspicuous meant "easily seen or noticed"

[archangelo]

I was thinking of getting a "conspicuous" tattoo just so I'd remember how to spell it.

[drylok]

I was thinking of getting a "conspicuous" tattoo just so I'd remember how to spell it.

LMAO! :lol:

[ThinkingMan]

I missed the lower back tatoo post.....


I just really hate tatoos...TC has 2......they are fine.....nothing too drastic or anything like that...but he is a guy. I hate tatoos on chicks......

Me too. To me they look kind of gross. No offense to those who have them.

An inconspicuous tattoo - if done right, could be a thrill though.

Green tarantulas on shoulder blades? Yuk.

[ThinkingMan]

Depends on the chick, the tattoo, and the location.

A girl at work has the treble clef symbol tattooed into her ankle, and it's wicked cool (being a former chorus dork, I appreciate that kind of thing).

I'd also present Abby from NCIS, who has a spiderweb tattooed into her neck (not real, but still awesome).

On the flip side...I had a boss once that had a smiley face tattooed into her upper arm...only she'd let her go so much that the skin sagged and it turned into a frown.

Funny - turned that smile upside down.

I like the G clef thing too - it denotes a little more than just "look - I got drunk and figured out how to garner slightly more attention"

[ThinkingMan]

I never saw the point of it either, but hey...to each their own.

Not that I've never considered getting the three-wolf moon design tattooed into my torso...

;)

Or, just get it airbrushed on the back window, or the spare tire on the back of your van.

[ThinkingMan]

Here ya' go, but you gotta guess which one is me. :cool:

And just the fact that I'm in the picture negates the possibility of it being tasteful.

Aw now that's awesome. I like Lou. My brother met him at a Gold's conference in Calif a few years back. Was a big fan of Hulk.

[ThinkingMan]

I have pictures I just cant post them here. :mrgreen:

Should we provide email addresses? I kid. I knew this was coming.

[CID_0687]

I thought conspicuous meant "easily seen or noticed"
Sorry...you're right...I've been drinknig.

[ThinkingMan]

:))

Umm....mebbe after I reach my goal weight, I'll post pics. :razz:

Be proud of yourself, no matter what.

[ThinkingMan]

Conspicuous? Depends on what I'm wearing. ;)

Details please. Tasteful of course.

And what the heck were you thinking?

[ThinkingMan]

so I should have put it on my ass instead? :confused:

Oh jeeze.

[ThinkingMan]

I have one but it's not really conspicuous. It's a duck head on my right arm. I am planning of getting another on my left arm.

Would this be conspicuous?

http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww204/bowyerscot/WeThePeople-1.jpg

No, but it sounds cute. Is that what you were going for?

[ThinkingMan]

I was thinking of getting a "conspicuous" tattoo just so I'd remember how to spell it.

Ha. Good.

[ThinkingMan]

Get a load of this. I know a lady who, sick of applying makeup, just tattooed herself with it. Eyeshadow, liner, etc.....

Plus a teardrop somewhere on her face, on the upper cheek or something - can't recall exactly.

[ThinkingMan]

Sorry...you're right...I've been drinknig.

You going to hate yourself tomorrow morning.

[CID_0687]

You going to hate yourself tomorrow morning.
That seems to be the case every morning...why ruin a good thing?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I was thinking of getting a "conspicuous" tattoo just so I'd remember how to spell it.
<chuckling>

[Dr. Funkenstein]

This message has been deleted by CID_0687. Reason: Because I should really read words more carefully...especially when I'm drinking.

This is my new favorite deletion message

[melinda]

Get a load of this. I know a lady who, sick of applying makeup, just tattooed herself with it. Eyeshadow, liner, etc.....

Plus a teardrop somewhere on her face, on the upper cheek or something - can't recall exactly.

my mom had her eyeliner tattooed on ... I've thought about it, but so far have not.

[melinda]

This is my new favorite deletion message

one of the many reasons we love our CID .... :))

[bitterclinger84]

<watches ALBOB walk by with riding crop>

:eek:

How do I always miss the GOOD conversations?!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

How do I always miss the GOOD conversations?!
You're clearly spending too much time either A) being a productive citizen and actually WORKING while you're at work, or B) Discussing important things over in WP.

Also...your priorities are clearly out of whack if either of those are the case...;)

[bitterclinger84]

You're clearly spending too much time either A) being a productive citizen and actually WORKING while you're at work, or B) Discussing important things over in WP.

Also...your priorities are clearly out of whack if either of those are the case...;)

:((

Stupid job!! Actually, last night I was out contributing to Pittsburgh's economy :D

[CID_0687]

This is my new favorite deletion message
:hug:

[ConstitutionHugger]

Sorry...you're right...I've been drinknig.


That's fine, I need to be doing that, but i am stuck doing homework for my MBA this weekend
but on the lighter side I do have a little bit of some 3 year old mexican tequila that we brought back from the honeymoon that I will partake in.

I have one of those conspicous tats it is all over my body its a picture of me 30lbs lighter :))

[ALBOB2]

Pittsburgh's economy :D


Isn't that a contradiction in terms? :think:

[bitterclinger84]

Isn't that a contradiction in terms? :think:

:razz: Only if toss in adjectives like "good" or "prosperous".

[ThinkingMan]

:((

Stupid job!! Actually, last night I was out contributing to Pittsburgh's economy :D

Where do you work? I used to work in cheswick until this April.

[ThinkingMan]

Thanks to all you tat heads for coming into this thread.

So I have a couple questions now, tattoo pros.

Help a thinking man out.

I see a lot of the ol' lower back tattoo, of various forms.

Who/what is that for?

And

Is it inappropriate for me to respectfully ask to see it in full, if I happen to catch a quick glimpse of it (assume I know the girl, but in a friendly semi-professional capacity).

[bitterclinger84]

Where do you work? I used to work in cheswick until this April.

I work "dahntahn" :D

[ThinkingMan]

I work "dahntahn" :D

Ahhhh! Oh, wait - this isn't the grammar thread....

Anywho, you poor bastard. :surprised

[bitterclinger84]

Thanks to all you tat heads for coming into this thread.

You're welcome! :)

So I have a couple questions now, tattoo pros.

Help a thinking man out.

Surely!!

I see a lot of the ol' lower back tattoo, of various forms.

Like mine!! :razz:

Who/what is that for?

In general? Or personally?

For me, there's a story behind it. I used to have this pair of pants with butterflies stitched onto the back pockets. One of my guy friends always tried to..."kill" the butterflies. I ended up with the nickname "Butterfly Butt" for years so I got the tattoo as much on my "butt" as I could stand. (My biggest issue was how much skin I was going to reveal to the tattoo artist lol).

In general...I have no idea.

And

Is it inappropriate for me to respectfully ask to see it in full, if I happen to catch a quick glimpse of it (assume I know the girl, but in a friendly semi-professional capacity).

I dunno...people do it to me all the time, even at work. :)

[bitterclinger84]

Ahhhh! Oh, wait - this isn't the grammar thread....

Anywho, you poor bastard. :surprised

:))

Notice the quotes? I actually pronounce it downtown. Then again, I'm not from "Pixbourgh".

I don't mind working downtown, it's convenient for me.

[ThinkingMan]

You're welcome! :)



Surely!!



Like mine!! :razz:



In general? Or personally?

For me, there's a story behind it. I used to have this pair of pants with butterflies stitched onto the back pockets. One of my guy friends always tried to..."kill" the butterflies. I ended up with the nickname "Butterfly Butt" for years so I got the tattoo as much on my "butt" as I could stand. (My biggest issue was how much skin I was going to reveal to the tattoo artist lol).

In general...I have no idea.



I dunno...people do it to me all the time, even at work. :)

Wow. Butterfly Butt huh?

Are you offended when people ask?

I don't need to get slapped. And I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this girl could actually kick my ass. And I work out!

[ThinkingMan]

:))

Notice the quotes? I actually pronounce it downtown. Then again, I'm not from "Pixbourgh".

I don't mind working downtown, it's convenient for me.

I always thought it would be fun to do, at least for a while. But I'd have to live there too - I couldn't take the parking situation.

I actually practice saying "downtown" so I don't sound so "local."

Then I took a trip to DC, and someone noticed immediately. I just told them I was from freakin England.

[bitterclinger84]

Wow. Butterfly Butt huh?

Are you offended when people ask?

I don't need to get slapped. And I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this girl could actually kick my ass. And I work out!

Yea, Butterfly Butt. It stuck, even after the jeans were long gone.

I'm not offended...sometimes surprised, lol, sometimes I forget it's there!!

[bitterclinger84]

I always thought it would be fun to do, at least for a while. But I'd have to live there too - I couldn't take the parking situation.

I actually practice saying "downtown" so I don't sound so "local."

Then I took a trip to DC, and someone noticed immediately. I just told them I was from freakin England.

I don't live far from downtown, parking's not too bad where I am.

Did they buy the "I'm from England" bit?? Please tell me they did!!! :))

[ThinkingMan]

I don't live far from downtown, parking's not too bad where I am.

Did they buy the "I'm from England" bit?? Please tell me they did!!! :))

Oh I had one dude believing I was from Wales. :))

Where the hell ever that is.

One other girl said she thought I was from Australia.

Where did you move from?

[bitterclinger84]

Oh I had one dude believing I was from Wales. :))

Where the hell ever that is.

One other girl said she thought I was from Australia.

Where did you move from?

:))

That's PRICELESS!!

I moved here from the Baltimore, MD area... Thank God for small miracles!!

[nortman]

:((

Stupid job!! Actually, last night I was out contributing to Pittsburgh's economy :D

Why?

[nortman]

I work "dahntahn" :D
My wife has 2 uncles who work dahntahn. They work for "Scolex Industries".




(We'll see how many people saw the movie "Inspector Gadget" and know what I'm talking about. :mrgreen:)

[bitterclinger84]

Why?

:eh: Why what?

[CaptainPike]

I tried to get a 12 inch ruler tattooed "you know where".

They refused to do the tattoo, but wouldn't tell me why.

[ALBOB2]

I tried to get a 12 inch ruler tattooed "you know where".

They refused to do the tattoo, but wouldn't tell me why.

Because they couldn't make it fit on something that's only 12 millimeters long? :think:

[nortman]

:eh: Why what?
Why contribute to Pittsburgh's economy? What is there in Pittsburgh worth spending your money on? Nothign there but a lot of "Black and Gold" crap.







I keed, I keed!

[sgdp]

I just remembered I have a crapload of temp tattoos. Fairies and some others are the logo of my work.

http://i29.tinypic.com/fjmcf6.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/bfgj5y.jpg

Who remembers my threads about sunburns? :P These are some of the snapshots from my documentation. Just had to advertise my place of employment. I think the temp tattoos were meant to boost morale and company pride. Must explain why I blurred it out. :))

[ThinkingMan]

Why contribute to Pittsburgh's economy? What is there in Pittsburgh worth spending your money on? Nothign there but a lot of "Black and Gold" crap.

I keed, I keed!


You can always spend it on blue and white stuff.

[ConstitutionHugger]

I just remembered I have a crapload of temp tattoos. Fairies and some others are the logo of my work.

http://i29.tinypic.com/fjmcf6.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/bfgj5y.jpg

Who remembers my threads about sunburns? :P These are some of the snapshots from my documentation. Just had to advertise my place of employment. I think the temp tattoos were meant to boost morale and company pride. Must explain why I blurred it out. :))

WOW! I wanna see more!!!!!!!!

[CaptainPike]

Because they couldn't make it fit on something that's only 12 millimeters long? :think:

And they didn't have the heart to tell me.

I know I can count on you for the truth.

[ALBOB2]

And they didn't have the heart to tell me.

I know I can count on you for the truth.

Yes, you can count on me to tell the awful, painful truth. But note that my response was only a guess. Afterall, how would I know of your "qualifications" for that tattoo? :neutral:

[bitterclinger84]

Why contribute to Pittsburgh's economy? What is there in Pittsburgh worth spending your money on? Nothign there but a lot of "Black and Gold" crap.







I keed, I keed!

I know...makes me :sick:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I know...makes me :sick:
I knew there was a good reason to like you.

Now if I could get you to root for the right birds...;)

[sgdp]

WOW! I wanna see more!!!!!!!!

Nothing to see here! Move along.

Tut tut! :snooty:

But really. That was the worst sunburn I've ever had. My Scottishness :(

[ConstitutionHugger]

Nothing to see here! Move along.

Tut tut! :snooty:

But really. That was the worst sunburn I've ever had. My Scottishness :(

Sorry to hear that.
Must suck to get sunburns, I don't sunburn but sunscreen whoops me pretty bad.
My brother in law sat on a chair with sunscreen on, I forgot and sat in that chair you could see EXACTLY where the chair/sunscreen touched me.
What really sucks is that my wife is fair skinned and has to wear sunscreen, she can't touch me if she has any sunscreen on her. Kinda like my own personal kryptonite.

[bitterclinger84]

Nothing to see here! Move along.

Tut tut! :snooty:

But really. That was the worst sunburn I've ever had. My Scottishness :(

Stupid Scottish blood...I have the same problem. My parents and siblings all tan beautifully...I burn.

[bitterclinger84]

I knew there was a good reason to like you.

Now if I could get you to root for the right birds...;)

Awww :hug:

Can't desert my Ravens tho ;)

[sgdp]

Stupid Scottish blood...I have the same problem. My parents and siblings all tan beautifully...I burn.

I know, right!? At least we're not called rednecks anymore. :shifty:

Well.

I am.

But Scottish folks in general aren't. :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Try being Scottish AND Irish.

I can't sit under OFFICE lights without applying a 15 SPF.

;)

[ALBOB2]

Try being Scottish AND Irish.

I can't sit under OFFICE lights without applying a 15 SPF.

;)

"Call me Ishmael (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishmael_(Moby-Dick))," :whistle:

[bitterclinger84]

<tapping foot>

Ok, it's not a pic of my tattoo, but here's a pic of me.

Hint: I'm the one jumping off the cliff :razz:

[ThinkingMan]

Ok, it's not a pic of my tattoo, but here's a pic of me.

Hint: I'm the one jumping off the cliff :razz:

You look familiar.

[bitterclinger84]

You look familiar.

LOL I suppose if you hang around the Yough River you may have seen me :razz:

[sgdp]

Try being Scottish AND Irish.

I can't sit under OFFICE lights without applying a 15 SPF.

;)

I am both. :(

[ThinkingMan]

LOL I suppose if you hang around the Yough River you may have seen me :razz:

I thought you looked familiar. I live near it now and have for years.

[bitterclinger84]

I thought you looked familiar. I live near it now and have for years.

Have you ever gone rafting there? I love it, I'm hoping to go again next year!

[ThinkingMan]

Have you ever gone rafting there? I love it, I'm hoping to go again next year!

I passed up a chance to go earlier last month at Ohiopyle. That would be fun I'm sure.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I am both. :(
But there ain't nothing like mixed Scotch/Irish blood to handle the drink, is there?

[ALBOB2]

An Irishman isn't drunk if he can hold on to a blade of grass and not fall off the Earth.

[bitterclinger84]

But there ain't nothing like mixed Scotch/Irish blood to handle the drink, is there?

Actually, I have both and I get wasted on two glasses of wine. I can't win for losin'...

[ALBOB2]

Actually, I have both and I get wasted on two glasses of wine. I can't win for losin'...

Wine? You're from Pittsburg, why aren't you drinking Iron City beer?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Wine? You're from Pittsburg, why aren't you drinking Iron City beer?
I think she's originally from Baltimore

[bitterclinger84]

I think she's originally from Baltimore

*nods*

And the only beer I've tried and like so far has been Yuengling. But seeing as how I drink less than once a month, it's not really an issue lol.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

*nods*

And the only beer I've tried and like so far has been Yuengling. But seeing as how I drink less than once a month, it's not really an issue lol.

Once a month?

Alkie...;)

[bitterclinger84]

Once a month?

Alkie...;)

I know...I'm so ashamed :mrgreen:

Tattoos and beers....what would my momma say?!

[ALBOB2]

I know...I'm so ashamed :mrgreen:

Tattoos and beers....what would my momma say?!


She'd say, "Welcome to the club. What took you so long?"


(I don't usually make "Your momma" jokes on a first date, but you gotta get used to us boys sometime.:hug: )

[bitterclinger84]

She'd say, "Welcome to the club. What took you so long?"


(I don't usually make "Your momma" jokes on a first date, but you gotta get used to us boys sometime.:hug: )

:))

Actually, I can literally see a few of my aunts saying EXACTLY that!

[ThinkingMan]

An Irishman isn't drunk if he can hold on to a blade of grass and not fall off the Earth.

That's funny as hell.