Kids bugging you out? Strapped for cash?

[ChaosControl]

Well your worries are over!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQQ5nObanJ8

[gdoane]

Well your worries are over!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQQ5nObanJ8

"Don't forget to punch air holes."

Dang. There's always a catch in every good deal.

[Dragon1963]

:think: So where do you send them?

[gdoane]

:think: So where do you send them?

Same place my Mom always sent us kids. The place called "outside". The exact location is vague, but it means "NOT IN HERE." Kind of like the house in a horror movie that says simply "GET OUT."

Like the North Pole, we never really knew where it was but we knew it meant "someplace else".

[Buffalo]

Ok throwing the cupcake in the box and the little girl saying "daddy it's dark in here" almost made me choke. I'm a terrible human being. Too funny.

[gdoane]

Ok throwing the cupcake in the box and the little girl saying "daddy it's dark in here" almost made me choke. I'm a terrible human being. Too funny.

I was surprised they'd buy teenagers. Kids are the definition of a depreciating asset. The older they get, the more they cost and the more worthless they become.

The only way I could see this making money would be if the box has a shipping label that says:

To: Soylent Corporation
Attn: Soylent Green
1 Final Exit Way
Los Angeles, CA No Zip Where You're Going.

[Buffalo]

I was surprised they'd buy teenagers. Kids are the definition of a depreciating asset. The older they get, the more they cost and the more worthless they become.

The only way I could see this making money would be if the box has a shipping label that says:

To: Soylent Corporation
Attn: Soylent Green
1 Final Exit Way
Los Angeles, CA No Zip Where You're Going.
Teenagers are the basis for the saying youth is wasted on the young.

[gdoane]

Teenagers are the basis for the saying youth is wasted on the young.

My mom had a poster in the house that said "KIDS! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW WHILE YOU STILL KNOW EVERYTHING!!"