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ura meathead
August 18th, 2009, 4:04 pm
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.

As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up, nuts!" And the inmates complied by standing up.

After the anthem he yelled, "Down, nuts!" And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer, nuts!" And they all broke into applause and cheers.

Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.

The assistant replied, "Well, everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, 'Peanuts!' "

Dragon1963
August 18th, 2009, 7:06 pm
:doh:

:lol:

jimjames418
August 18th, 2009, 8:55 pm
I think this should have been posted over in the TTM forum. :))

The Bos'un
August 19th, 2009, 5:15 am
:)) I needed that :))

Panhead0422
August 19th, 2009, 6:58 am
Rof, lmao!!!!

Ballygrl
August 20th, 2009, 1:37 am
:))

sgdp
August 20th, 2009, 1:47 am
My mother loved this when she saw it in the local magazine. She hung it on her fridge for a few months. :)