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Drawz
August 9th, 2009, 4:39 am
I love me some MP!
J. Clease: "He's shuffled off this mortal coil!"
"He's ceased to be!"
"This is an ex parrot!"
ALBOB2
August 9th, 2009, 8:52 pm
"Oh Lord, bless this thy Holy Handgrenade that it shall blown thine enemy to tiny bits.":pray:
nortman
August 9th, 2009, 9:16 pm
"I fart in your general direction. Now, go away or I will taunt you a second time".
ThrowCop
August 9th, 2009, 9:22 pm
I find them rather clever & mildly funny.
I was just never a big fan.
Drawz
August 9th, 2009, 9:58 pm
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! As a Cleese fan, do you watch "Fawlty Towers"? It's also a classic.
I've only seen part of one episode but it didn't really appeal to me.
Drawz
August 9th, 2009, 10:01 pm
His work in A Fish Called Wanda, however, was hysterical.
Drawz
August 9th, 2009, 10:04 pm
I find them rather clever & mildly funny.
I was just never a big fan.
Commie pinko fascist bastard!!!
;)
Drawz
August 10th, 2009, 2:14 am
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
Ardathair
August 10th, 2009, 3:30 am
And now for something completely different.
texan_rep
August 10th, 2009, 8:24 am
"Oh Lord, bless this thy Holy Handgrenade that it shall blown thine enemy to tiny bits.":pray:
No no no no...you must post the entire thing...
Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty One.
"And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large ch ..."
BROTHER MAYNARD: Skip a bit, brother ...
SECOND BROTHER "... and the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it..."
BROTHER MAYNARD: Amen.
super cool ski instructor
August 10th, 2009, 11:48 am
Uggh.......I hate British humor...
Drawz
August 10th, 2009, 12:00 pm
Uggh.......I hate British humor...
Ugh.....I hate Midnight Oil......
Though I did see them live in the early 90's (free tickets) but the opening act was Ziggy Marley which made it worthwhile.
Dragon1963
August 10th, 2009, 12:11 pm
My favorite Python skit has always been the Lumberjack song.
ALBOB2
August 10th, 2009, 4:19 pm
Uggh.......I hate British humor...
Uggh.........Michael Schoeffling has to be the ugliest actors in history. :rolleyes:
RayMan
August 10th, 2009, 5:14 pm
My favorite Python skit has always been the Lumberjack song.
And you're OK!
curtis123
August 10th, 2009, 5:19 pm
The vomiting/exploding man in the restaurant in "The meaning of Life" made me laugh so hard it hurt.
..."And how are we tonight?"
..."Better."
..."Better?"
..."Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up."
Drawz
August 10th, 2009, 5:38 pm
And you're OK!
:lol:
But when do you sleep and when do you work?
sgdp
August 11th, 2009, 2:20 am
I have a crush on Eric Idle.
Began after I saw "The Money Programme".
Most talented member, IMHO.
nortman
August 11th, 2009, 7:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE
Obligatory Youtube warning