View Full Version : Dont look now but GAYS are taking over Government
toeknee
July 31st, 2009, 5:50 am
Dont look now but GAYS are taking over Government,
slowly look over your shoulder and look over there.....
see, in DC, your State, City, and Schools...too late to do anything now!
Buffalo
July 31st, 2009, 9:08 am
Watch out for the Gathering Storm!
Dr. Funkenstein
July 31st, 2009, 9:24 am
Watch out for the Gathering Storm!
And here's a PSA about that gathering storm...it's getting bad out there, people.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6eddb255b2/a-gaythering-storm
super cool ski instructor
July 31st, 2009, 10:12 am
I hate stupid threads.....
King Cantona
July 31st, 2009, 10:14 am
I hate stupid threads.....
Raise a laugh though don't they?......
Dr. Funkenstein
July 31st, 2009, 10:14 am
I hate stupid threads.....
No you don't. You revel in them like the rest of us.
At least you should...;)
ThrowCop
July 31st, 2009, 11:17 am
They are even taking over the pastures. Evil SOB's! :mad:
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/GCS%20PhotoShops/GAYCOW.jpg
Dr. Funkenstein
July 31st, 2009, 11:22 am
They are even taking over the pastures. Evil SOB's! :mad:
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/GCS%20PhotoShops/GAYCOW.jpg
rueing the fact that I can't see photobucket right now...:(
Quid
July 31st, 2009, 11:30 am
*stuffs his copy of the Gay Agenda in his back pocket and walks off whistling innocently*
JimGP20
July 31st, 2009, 11:42 am
If they are taking over the government, then they are forwarding their agenda the correct way, instead of marches and silly demonstrations. You gain power from within, not from without.
DRS
July 31st, 2009, 11:43 am
They are even taking over the pastures. Evil SOB's! :mad:
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/GCS%20PhotoShops/GAYCOW.jpg
I have got it, they are giving the gay to the cows, we eat the cows and we get the gay and in turn become a gay. :D
Buffalo
July 31st, 2009, 11:45 am
I have got it, they are giving the gay to the cows, we eat the cows and we get the gay and in turn become a gay. :D
Does gay cow beef taste fruity?
snagswolf
July 31st, 2009, 11:46 am
One of my favorite lines from a comedian:
One thing for sure we can tell from the design of the new Twenty Dollar Bill...
http://home.comcast.net/~sdwolf/20old_s.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~sdwolf/20new_s.jpg
...is that someone in the Treasury Department is gay.
Quid
July 31st, 2009, 12:10 pm
Does gay cow beef taste fruity?
no, it tastes like meat.
Wait for it, this joke is a slow burner. :lol:
Buffalo
July 31st, 2009, 12:24 pm
no, it tastes like meat.
Wait for it, this joke is a slow burner. :lol:
Holy crap that's funny.
Dr. Funkenstein
July 31st, 2009, 12:35 pm
no, it tastes like meat.
Wait for it, this joke is a slow burner. :lol:
Oh see now...that's just not right
:)) :)) :))
Buffalo
July 31st, 2009, 12:44 pm
Quid, you've been here four years and have less than 600 posts. You need to stop in more often.
Vaard
July 31st, 2009, 12:47 pm
no, it tastes like meat.
Wait for it, this joke is a slow burner. :lol:
my wife was complaining that hers had a fishy aftertaste........
mysticbeauty_nbeast
July 31st, 2009, 12:51 pm
I laughed...I cried...I learned something....glad I saw it before I died....
Oh..wait...Prop 8 didn't pass in Cali yet...scratch that last part...gonna have to hang around for a while longer. (Does the ah shucks finger snap...lol)
~Mysty
Quid
July 31st, 2009, 12:54 pm
my wife was complaining that hers had a fishy aftertaste........
That is why you avoid the cows wearing flannel and Doc Marten's.
Quid
July 31st, 2009, 12:58 pm
Quid, you've been here four years and have less than 600 posts. You need to stop in more often.
I do try to post more often, it's just that the Gay Agenda keeps me so busy these days. If I am not out recruiting children from public schools then I am busy destroying traditional families, or even worse going to the gym and then for a late dinner with Steve.
:lol:
JimGP20
July 31st, 2009, 1:04 pm
I do try to post more often, it's just that the Gay Agenda keeps me so busy these days. If I am not out recruiting children from public schools then I am busy destroying traditional families, or even worse going to the gym and then for a late dinner with Steve.
:lol:
I bet that dinner never takes place at Jack in the Box though. :lol:
Quid
July 31st, 2009, 1:10 pm
I bet that dinner never takes place at Jack in the Box though. :lol:
Only when I was trying to convince my self it was a place where I wanted to eat.
JimGP20
July 31st, 2009, 1:22 pm
Only when I was trying to convince my self it was a place where I wanted to eat.
Jack was confused back then too. I don't know what it was that made him decide to stay in the box though. :cool:
Quid
July 31st, 2009, 1:26 pm
This thread is the reason I have enshrined double entendres in my sig :D
ThrowCop
July 31st, 2009, 1:34 pm
:))
Kelzan
July 31st, 2009, 1:36 pm
Dont look now but GAYS are taking over Government,
slowly look over your shoulder and look over there.....
see, in DC, your State, City, and Schools...too late to do anything now!
As long as they're Conservative I couldn't care less.
Buffalo
July 31st, 2009, 1:37 pm
I do try to post more often, it's just that the Gay Agenda keeps me so busy these days. If I am not out recruiting children from public schools then I am busy destroying traditional families, or even worse going to the gym and then for a late dinner with Steve.
:lol:
I can understand, there's only so much time. Plus all those parades.
ThrowCop
July 31st, 2009, 1:39 pm
I can understand, there's only so much time. Plus all those parades.and mani-pedis...
Quid
July 31st, 2009, 1:45 pm
I can understand, there's only so much time. Plus all those parades.
Yeah, strutting down the street half naked is thirsty work. :lol:
with all there is to do in the day, I am surprised I find time to spread disgusting gay porn to websites geared at families.
Quid
July 31st, 2009, 1:48 pm
As long as they're Conservative I couldn't care less.
Think of it this way, the Founding Fathers wore wigs and panty hose. So was the country founded on Christian values or Drag Queen aesthetics?
Dr. Funkenstein
July 31st, 2009, 1:50 pm
Think of it this way, the Founding Fathers wore wigs and panty hose. So was the country founded on Christian values or Drag Queen aesthetics?
All I know is the Constitutional Convention was FABULOUS!!!
neoINDIE
July 31st, 2009, 2:44 pm
Dont look now but GAYS are taking over Government,
slowly look over your shoulder and look over there.....
see, in DC, your State, City, and Schools...too late to do anything now!
If you have to look over your shoulder and there is a gay behind you, its already too late...
Buffalo
July 31st, 2009, 2:47 pm
Toeknee's threads are the best!
Quid
July 31st, 2009, 2:50 pm
If you have to look over your shoulder and there is a gay behind you, its already too late...
[evil grin]Indeed, indeed.[/evil grin]
Dr. Funkenstein
July 31st, 2009, 2:55 pm
If you have to look over your shoulder and there is a gay behind you, its already too late...
I'm still sore...
JimGP20
July 31st, 2009, 3:13 pm
So the gays in the government are behind the whole rising price of gay?? :eek:
Dual867PowerMac
July 31st, 2009, 3:38 pm
I'd rather have honest gay people in the government than the New World Order lackey scum we've got now.
JimGP20
July 31st, 2009, 3:55 pm
I'd rather have honest gay people in the government than the New World Order lackey scum we've got now.
Who says they're going to be honest ??
Dr. Funkenstein
July 31st, 2009, 4:10 pm
So the gays in the government are behind the whole rising price of gay?? :eek:
In case you're new and thinking "what the hell is Jim talking about?"
Read this...
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=679511
JimGP20
July 31st, 2009, 4:19 pm
In case you're new and thinking "what the hell is Jim talking about?"
Read this...
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=679511
Dude..... nice assist ! :D
Interesting word, that.... if you put the accent on the first syllable, you come up with a more appropriate word for this thread. :shifty:
Quid
July 31st, 2009, 4:27 pm
Dude..... nice assist ! :D
Thats what we gays call "the reach around"
:lol:
JimGP20
July 31st, 2009, 4:30 pm
Thats what we gays call "the reach around"
:lol:
Isn't that the name of the song that John Candy was singing in "Planes Trains and Automobiles" when he was driving on the freeway? :lol:
RTchoke
July 31st, 2009, 4:38 pm
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/Tweeney/funny-pictures-dont-look-behind-cat.jpg
Marleysdaddy
July 31st, 2009, 4:52 pm
my wife was complaining that hers had a fishy aftertaste........
Ha! :))
Dr. Funkenstein
July 31st, 2009, 5:50 pm
Thats what we gays call "the reach around"
:lol:
This made me laugh heartily.
captusa
July 31st, 2009, 8:08 pm
Dont look now but GAYS are taking over Government,
slowly look over your shoulder and look over there.....
see, in DC, your State, City, and Schools...too late to do anything now!
Can anybody give me a better definition of homophobia?
captusa
July 31st, 2009, 8:14 pm
If they are taking over the government, then they are forwarding their agenda the correct way, instead of marches and silly demonstrations. You gain power from within, not from without.
How did the straights get in power in the first place ?
No one noticed them taking over until it was too late.
AutoRacer55
July 31st, 2009, 11:34 pm
This made me laugh heartily.
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2002/raffrusec.jpg
DLaw911
August 1st, 2009, 1:26 am
dont look now but gays are taking over government,
slowly look over your shoulder and look over there.....
See, in dc, your state, city, and schools...too late to do anything now!party time!
Voxpopuli
August 1st, 2009, 4:11 pm
Regarding the takeover of government by gays, I am guessing there is a Larry Craig/Mark Foley joke in here somewhere.
DRS
August 1st, 2009, 5:56 pm
Regarding the takeover of government by gays, I am guessing there is a Larry Craig/Mark Foley joke in here somewhere.
I will assume you are tapping your foot because you are waiting :razz:
Voxpopuli
August 1st, 2009, 9:05 pm
I will assume you are tapping your foot because you are waiting :razz:
I do sit with a wide stance. :eek:
LOL actually I find the use of public toilets to be immoral.
Quid
August 2nd, 2009, 2:39 am
Regarding the takeover of government by gays, I am guessing there is a Larry Craig/Mark Foley joke in here somewhere.
I guess I have to quote Bill Maher of all people here, something to the effect of: "Of course the Republicans are the party of Larry Craig and Mark Foley and countless other closeted gays. So it is no surprise that they would criticize Obama for not wearing a flag pin on is lapel. Lighted up guys you are getting ****y over a broach!"
:lol: