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JimGP20
July 16th, 2009, 2:45 pm
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means at least half an hour, but if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house, it means two minutes.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Whatever: This is a woman's way of saying "**** YOU !"


(8) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').



(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

melinda
July 16th, 2009, 2:46 pm
that never gets old.... :))


by the way.......I'm fine. fine. everything is fine.

JimGP20
July 16th, 2009, 2:48 pm
that never gets old.... :))


by the way.......I'm fine. fine. everything is fine.


I posted it again for the benefit of the younger men around here. They know not what lies ahead for them. :lol:

Dr. Funkenstein
July 16th, 2009, 2:51 pm
So if a woman says "Whatever", "Fine" and "______" in short succession, I'm COMPLETELY screwed, right? Just run like hell before her head starts spinning like Linda Blair and clean up the pea soup later?

JimGP20
July 16th, 2009, 2:53 pm
So if a woman says "Whatever", "Fine" and "______" in short succession, I'm COMPLETELY screwed, right? Just run like hell before her head starts spinning like Linda Blair and clean up the pea soup later?


The pea soup will be the least of your concerns given that scenario. You may well want to contact the justice department and inquire about the witness relocation program. :eek:

Dr. Funkenstein
July 16th, 2009, 2:54 pm
The pea soup will be the least of your concerns given that scenario. You may well want to contact the justice department and inquire about the witness relocation program. :eek:
Noted.

Army Wife
July 16th, 2009, 8:21 pm
So if a woman says "Whatever", "Fine" and "______" in short succession, I'm COMPLETELY screwed, right? Just run like hell before her head starts spinning like Linda Blair and clean up the pea soup later?

I think you would be safer stepping on a bouncing betty than to have your SO say that to you...just saying but don't worry about it I'm sure she's got it.



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