Guess Ski's daily sig lyrics

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay so here's the thing.....I get ansy with my sig/avie theme. However it is baseball season so I shall stick with my Tigers throughout the summer...and the fall ;)

So to cure my antsy-ness..I am going to put lyrics from my favorite songs in my sig. I will change these lyrics every day..except on the weekends because I am not here much.

So...see if you can guess the song! Some will be the chorus of songs...and therefore easier to guess. Some will be more obscure.

Try not to Google ;)


And if you get it right...well...you get....umm...a hug from me :razz:

We shall start with my lyrics for today, Thursday July 16:

"She keeps a lock of hair in her pocket. She wears a cross around her neck. Yes, the hair is from a little boy. And the cross is someone she has not met, not yet"

[bella-day]

I remember that song although I can't recall the artist right now.

She talks to angels?

Or did I just come up with part of the chorus?

:D

[super cool ski instructor]

Bella is correct!

She Talks to Angels by The Black Crows

If anybody has not heard the song...I highly recommend it!

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay...just stopping in for a second today....got a wedding to spend the day getting ready for.

But here are today's lyrics.


"Don't be no fun, don't forget you're young...On a hot summer night"

[WJStafford]

That's easy...

Hot in the City - Billy Idol

[JimGP20]

"Hot In The City"

http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/B/Billy_Idol/Billy.Idol-1986.jpg

:cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

Very good guys :D

Today's lyrics:

"It's keepin' track of the fact watching them watching back, That makes the world go 'round..."

[JimGP20]

http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Andy-Williams-photo/48256C71003578A24825697B002DB5BA/$file/Andy+Williams.jpg

"Music To Watch Girls By"

[super cool ski instructor]

Very good Jim! :D

[JimGP20]

Very good Jim! :D


That's an oldie but a goodie. :)

[super cool ski instructor]

And today's lyrics:

"Cause love is something you can shape, when it breaks. All it takes is some trying..."

[JimGP20]

You should have picked:

"Do you like Pina Coladas... and gettin' caught in the rain."

Both have the same title..... "Escape" :cool:




The cool thing is, that I have now planted that song in your head for at least the next hour. :razz:

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) Jim is kicking ass and taking names!


Hey Jim...have you looked at my profile page? Go look at my biography :))

I need to change it to my favorite line from the song "I'm not much into health food...I. Am. Into. Champagne." :))

[ALBOB2]

Could we possibly stick to songs from this century? :rolleyes:

[super cool ski instructor]

Could we possibly stick to songs from this century? :rolleyes:

Today's is from this century :snooty:

[Talk2Bill]

it's on the tip of my tongue but the title escapes me!

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) Bill!

[super cool ski instructor]

Today's lyrics:

"We could go out and not even leave the house, a t.v. set and a bottle of wine...is just fine..."

[WJStafford]

Sugarhigh...Empire Records is awesome!!!!

[super cool ski instructor]

Very good Staff!!!!

[JimGP20]

Stafford beat me to it. That's what I get for stopping at Home Depot on my way to work. :eh:

[super cool ski instructor]

Way to go Jim...stupid Home Depot gets in the way of everything!! :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Today's lyrics:

"When you're near, or you're far, You're in my heart no matter where you are"

[JimGP20]

"That's When I Love You"

http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/artists/vassar_phil/philvassar25-280x210.jpg

[super cool ski instructor]

Is there a song you don't know Jim?

[JimGP20]

Is there a song you don't know Jim?


Lot's of 'em... and Dr. Funk knows all of those. :lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

Lot's of 'em... and Dr. Funk knows all of those. :lol:

I'm sorry...I will not be using any Ben Fold Five :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Today's lyrics:

"I like the way we carry on, His love will send me on and on..."

[JimGP20]

That one is a little too girlie.... I better let someone else take it. It just wouldn't be en vogue for me to answer every one of them. :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

Jim you are killing me!!

I do congratulate you on realizing it was the En Vogue version and NOT the Aretha-I don't pay my taxes, and burn down my house for insurance money-Franklin version!

[super cool ski instructor]

I hope everyone had a good weekend!

We resume with these lyrics:

"The room is spinning and she whispers my name..."

[WJStafford]

And We Danced - The Hooters?

[super cool ski instructor]

Very good Staff!

[ThrowCop]

I hope everyone had a good weekend!

We resume with these lyrics:

"The room is spinning and she whispers my name..." Writers of one of the greatest lyrics of all time:


From the song, All You Zombies:

Only Noah saw it coming
Forty days and forty nights
Took his sons and daughters with him
Yeah, they were the Israelites

:))

[super cool ski instructor]

TC is on crack everybody...just in case you didn't know.




:D

[JimGP20]

TC is on crack everybody...just in case you didn't know.




:D


Which crack ?? :think: :shifty:

[super cool ski instructor]

Jim!!! :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Today's lyrics:

"I know you need a truer love. And that's what you'll get..."

[JimGP20]

"Let Him Run Wild"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/beachboys.jpg

[super cool ski instructor]

Good job Jim!

[super cool ski instructor]

Here we go:

"...got a quarter tank gas in my new E-class..."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Big Tymers? Really?

Still Fly...but I'm a little disappointed in you

[super cool ski instructor]

Aww D...I LOVE that song :))


Come on...don't act like you don't know all the words and don't act like you don't sing along when you hear it :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Aww D...I LOVE that song :))


Come on...don't act like you don't know all the words and don't act like you don't sing along when you hear it :))
Honestly, I haven't heard that song since it came out.

I avoid most of the Cash Money label (Big Tymers, Master P, Lil Wayne, etc).

[super cool ski instructor]

Honestly, I haven't heard that song since it came out.

I avoid most of the Cash Money label (Big Tymers, Master P, Lil Wayne, etc).

Well aren't you a snob :snooty:

Actually...the next few days my main goal is to use lyrics that Jim won't be able to get...because he knows like every song ever made :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Well aren't you a snob :snooty:

I just never "got" them. Maybe it was because I could barely understand what most of them were saying. Maybe it was because I had a distinct hatred for Master P and didn't want him to be successful, and if his label died it would be a good thing.

If memory serves, I liked a grand total of three songs on that label..."I Need A Hot Girl", "Tha Block Is Hot" and "Bling Bling".

[QUOTE=super cool ski instructor;58516181]Actually...the next few days my main goal is to use lyrics that Jim won't be able to get...because he knows like every song ever made :))
you're generally pretty safe if you quote something made within the last 25 years.

Safer if it's in the last 15.

Lead-pipe cinch that he won't get it if it's been made this decade.

;)

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

I almost busted out Afroman....but like the end of every sentence in his song is "because I got high"...so what is there to really guess?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:))

I almost busted out Afroman....but like the end of every sentence in his song is "because I got high"...so what is there to really guess?
THAT I have on my mp3 player.

A DJ around here used to do a top 25 countdown every Thursday night, and one night (apparently he knew he was leaving) he used that song as #25 through #1.

The calls he got that night were just off the charts hilarious.

[JimGP20]

Well aren't you a snob :snooty:

Actually...the next few days my main goal is to use lyrics that Jim won't be able to get...because he knows like every song ever made :))


Well... I thought you were going to stick to actual music. :eh: :razz:

[JimGP20]

[quote=super cool ski instructor;58516181]Well aren't you a snob :snooty:

I just never "got" them. Maybe it was because I could barely understand what most of them were saying. Maybe it was because I had a distinct hatred for Master P and didn't want him to be successful, and if his label died it would be a good thing.

If memory serves, I liked a grand total of three songs on that label..."I Need A Hot Girl", "Tha Block Is Hot" and "Bling Bling".


you're generally pretty safe if you quote something made within the last 25 years.

Safer if it's in the last 15.

Lead-pipe cinch that he won't get it if it's been made this decade.

;)

You'd be surprised at how much modern music I listen too. It's just that hip hop crap that I can't stomach :exclaim:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You'd be surprised at how much modern music I listen too. It's just that hip hop crap that I can't stomach :exclaim:
:cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

:))


Let me know what you guys think about this...I am kinda feeling restricted by just using song lyrics.....and am thinking of mixing in some movie quotes.

How would that be?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:))


Let me know what you guys think about this...I am kinda feeling restricted by just using song lyrics.....and am thinking of mixing in some movie quotes.

How would that be?
It's your thread.

You could use courtroom quotes if you wanted to...like this gem...

"The accusation that Pedro Guerrero could finance and underwrite a drug deal is ludicrous! He doesn't have the acumen or the ability to finance anything more complicated than lunch."
--Pedro's attorney

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) Holy crap :))

[JimGP20]

:))


Let me know what you guys think about this...I am kinda feeling restricted by just using song lyrics.....and am thinking of mixing in some movie quotes.

How would that be?

It's your thread.... you don't need to ask permission. :lol:

I can see it now...... "Jake Ryan? He doesn't even know you exist." :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Yeah it's my thread...but y'all are the players....can't do something if the players don't like it :D

And Jim...now I will not be able to use a Sixteen Candles quote first :))

Oh...I will not be mentioning whether it is a song or movie quote.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Yeah it's my thread...but y'all are the players....can't do something if the players don't like it :D

And Jim...now I will not be able to use a Sixteen Candles quote first :))

Oh...I will not be mentioning whether it is a song or movie quote.
Google doesn't care...:twisted:

[JimGP20]

Google doesn't care...:twisted:


Yeah, but Snuffy might. :eh:





.... waits to see if the good Doctor gets my reference.....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Yeah, but Snuffy might. :eh:





.... waits to see if the good Doctor gets my reference.....
I have a feeling like I should, but I have no idea.

[JimGP20]

I have a feeling like I should, but I have no idea.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Google_and_Snuffy_Smith :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Considering they stopped making it 14 years before I was born, I can't imagine how I didn't get that reference...:rolleyes:

[JimGP20]

Considering they stopped making it 14 years before I was born, I can't imagine how I didn't get that reference...:rolleyes:


Some newspaper still print the strip. Man... by your logic, I should know nothing about anything that happened before I was born. :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Some newspaper still print the strip. Man... by your logic, I should know nothing about anything that happened before I was born. :lol:
I don't know about anything before I was born that I'm not specifically interested in or was never taught about.

If you asked me who pitched game 1 for the Black Sox in the 1919 Series, I have the answer, but old comic strips aren't my thing.

I'd probably even get Doonesbury references, but if you quoted original Patty (not Peppermint Patty, BTW) from Peanuts I'd probably miss it.

[super cool ski instructor]

Google doesn't care...:twisted:

Hold it Chachi......no Google!!!!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Hold it Chachi......no Google!!!!
I's kidding, dear.

[super cool ski instructor]

I's kidding, dear.

Good...cuz I was about to go all.....something really really bad.... on your ass :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Good...cuz I was about to go all.....something really really bad.... on your ass :))
Hey...as long as mysty's not providing your weapons, we're all good ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

[super cool ski instructor]

Next up:

"Nothing matters but the weekend, from a Tuesday point of view..."

[super cool ski instructor]

Nobody? :(

[JimGP20]

Nobody? :(


It don't ring any of my bells. :eh:

[super cool ski instructor]

OMG......I stumped Jim!!!!!

Jim..you do not know....but I am giving myself a pat on the back right now...this is a huge moment for me!!! :))

I am getting ready to go out to lunch....when I come back, if nobody has guessed it, I'll post the answer!

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay back from lunch and as prmomised....todays lyrics are brought to you by:

"The Beat Goes On/Switching to Glide" by The Kings

[JimGP20]

Okay back from lunch and as prmomised....todays lyrics are brought to you by:

"The Beat Goes On/Switching to Glide" by The Kings


Those guys can't even play basketball, let alone sing. :rolleyes: :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh Jim :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Today's is the easiest yet.....but it's a personal favorite:

"I have to go home."
-"You are home."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I will answer with a quote from the same movie...

"I've made a decision, I'm gonna live in Morocco for one year. I need a new crowd. Do you wanna come?
--Yes! Yeah.
--Are you sure?
--Ask me again.
--Do you wanna come?
--Yes! Yes."

[super cool ski instructor]

Perfect!!

And a bit of trivia...when William says "...ask me again"..that was not in the script. Patrick Fugit was asking Kate Hudson to say her line again.

Cameron Crowe loved it and kept it in the movie.

[JimGP20]

I have a feeling that Dr. Funk will be giving most of the answers from here on out, since I'm a west coaster and don't even look at the forum until after 7:30 AM PST. :eh:

[super cool ski instructor]

I have a feeling that Dr. Funk will be giving most of the answers from here on out, since I'm a west coaster and don't even look at the forum until after 7:30 AM PST. :eh:

Tell ya what Jim.....I will not change my quote until 11 am eastern standard time :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Perfect!!

And a bit of trivia...when William says "...ask me again"..that was not in the script. Patrick Fugit was asking Kate Hudson to say her line again.

Cameron Crowe loved it and kept it in the movie.
Because Hudson had him so flustered...if I were him, I'd have been flustered too

[super cool ski instructor]

Because Hudson had him so flustered...if I were him, I'd have been flustered too

Yeah...I had a girl crush on her until she got divorced and turned into every guy's "post break-up lay" so to speak. Lance Armstrong.....Owen Wilson...even friggin A-Rod......who has she NOT been with?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Yeah...I had a girl crush on her until she got divorced and turned into every guy's "post break-up lay" so to speak. Lance Armstrong.....Owen Wilson...even friggin A-Rod......who has she NOT been with?
Me :(

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

Really though....do you want A-Rod's leftovers? I mean she is probably branded with a disease now :))

[JimGP20]

:))

Really though....do you want A-Rod's leftovers? I mean she is probably branded with a disease now :))



Yeah... she probably got... "an A bomb from A-Rod!" :lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

[super cool ski instructor]

I see Jim is here, so today's lyrics:

"And I started shakin'when she sat right down next to me"

[JimGP20]

"Smokey Joe's Cafe"

The version I am most familiar with was by The Coasters, but several artists did this song, including Buddy Holly, although he changed some of the words around.

[super cool ski instructor]

Aces Jim!!!

My favorite version is by The Robbins.

[super cool ski instructor]

Here we go:


"Wise up, folks. We're all alone out there and tomorrow we're going out there again."

[JimGP20]

I'm embarrased that I know this because I hate that movie.

"The Big Chill"



Makes me shiver just thinkin' about it. :eek:

[super cool ski instructor]

Awww Jim...I LOVE that movie!!!

And believe me...I have no idea why...I loathe aging Baby Boomers who sit around and talk about their feelings and ideals :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Todays is very easy...but makes me giggle sooooooooooooooo much!

"All I know is that the man was a saint with children and a genius with food additives..."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Todays is very easy...but makes me giggle sooooooooooooooo much!

"All I know is that the man was a saint with children and a genius with food additives..."
National Lampoon's "Vacation"

[super cool ski instructor]

Yay

[JimGP20]

"Holiday RooOOOOoooOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOOad.... holiday rooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooooooad."

:D

[super cool ski instructor]

"Holiday RooOOOOoooOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOOad.... holiday rooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooooooad."

:D

I have that song on a dvd and when I go on vacation (and drive) I put it in and sing it out loud every time I cross a state line....cuz I am a huge dork like that!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I have that song on a dvd and when I go on vacation (and drive) I put it in and sing it out loud every time I cross a state line....cuz I am a huge dork like that!

I think I have my new sig line...

...cuz I am a huge dork like that!

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) And now I am an ever bigger dork..I said dvd when I should have said cd. Not a big deal...except for the fact that I always correct people who make the same mistake :wall:

[JimGP20]

If you were going to choose that movie... I like the line....

"Real tomato ketchup Eddie???"

or

"You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it."

:lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh Jim...I had about 12 quotes I was decideing between...but there is just something about the way Ellen says "and a genius with food additives..." that won me over...I love her delivery of that :))

[JimGP20]

She was great in all the Vacation movies. I die laughing every time I see the scene in Christmas Vacation where the swat team comes into the house and orders everyone to freeze, and she is frozen with her hand right on Clark's crotch. When she moves it to shake the bosses wife's hand, she places it right back on his crotch again. :))

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) One of my favorite scenes!!!

As much as I love Clark..I think Ellen is the scene stealer in those movies :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Neither Jim or D-Funk are here so I feel safe putting this up a little early since I have a meeting in a few...

"You can see the little ladies in their gowns..."

[JimGP20]

"Look Through Any Window" - The Hollies


One of my favorite 60's and 70's groups. :D

[super cool ski instructor]

Mine too Jim...I love Graham Nash!

Good job!!

[ALBOB2]

You mean they did a song other than Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress? :confused:

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) Yes Al...alot more :))

[JimGP20]

He Ain't Heavy.... He's My AlBob :lol:

[ALBOB2]

He Ain't Heavy.... He's My AlBob :lol:


Uhhhhhh.........hate to break it to you Jim.................I AM heavy. :confused:

[JimGP20]

Uhhhhhh.........hate to break it to you Jim.................I AM heavy. :confused:


:eek: It's a "Long Dark Road" to fight being overweight. It's almost as if you're "On A Carousel" with the way your weight can fluctuate. When you are tempted by food, you must say "Stop, Stop, Stop" and exercise your self control. You should say to yourself daily... "thank God that "The Air That I Breathe" isn't fattening." :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

OMG Jim!!! :)) :))

Can I add that to get over being overweight one must walk and not wait at the "Bustop" for transportation.

[super cool ski instructor]

Today:

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good."

[Gaby77]

Today:

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good."

Ferris!!!

[super cool ski instructor]

And we have a new player to the game! Watch out boys!!! :D


Yes, Ferris is correct.

RIP John Hughes :(

[Gaby77]

And we have a new player to the game! Watch out boys!!! :D


Yes, Ferris is correct.

RIP John Hughes :(

Watch out for what? I'm mostly harmless.
And yes, RIP John Hughes.

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay...let's start this week out right!

Not the one I really wanted to use....but the one I really wanted to use would have been easier than this one.

"I can taste the bubbles."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Okay...let's start this week out right!

Not the one I really wanted to use....but the one I really wanted to use would have been easier than this one.

"I can taste the bubbles."
Just watched all three of these this weekend...and again, I'll answer with another quote from the movie

"I'm glued...I'M GLUED!!!!"

:))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Uhhhhhh.........hate to break it to you Jim.................I AM heavy. :confused:
I should start the "Hannity's Fat People" social group...

[super cool ski instructor]

Just watched all three of these this weekend...and again, I'll answer with another quote from the movie

"I'm glued...I'M GLUED!!!!"

:))

:)) I was going to use "Oh God. I kissed Jim" but I figured that would be way too easy :))

[JimGP20]

:)) I was going to use "Oh God. I kissed Jim" but I figured that would be way too easy :))


Those rumors about me being easy were from college and no longer apply. :snooty:

[super cool ski instructor]

Those rumors about me being easy were from college and no longer apply. :snooty:

Wrong...they will always apply!


:))

[ALBOB2]

Wrong...they will always apply!


:))


He's cheap too............................................... ..................or so I've heard. :whistle:

[JimGP20]

He's cheap too............................................... ..................or so I've heard. :whistle:



Two bits is two bits. :cool:

[JimGP20]

Ski.... what??. no lyric today???


Let me suggest this one:

"If you want to get to heaven,
You've got to raise a little hell."

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh God...I totally forgot :wall:

Due to my forgetful nature today...I am using Jim's suggestion!

If only I could remember what it is from...damn....have I mentioned I am having a bad day? :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Oh God...I totally forgot :wall:

Due to my forgetful nature today...I am using Jim's suggestion!

If only I could remember what it is from...damn....have I mentioned I am having a bad day? :))
It's okay...you're 30 now :hug:

[JimGP20]

Oh God...I totally forgot :wall:

Due to my forgetful nature today...I am using Jim's suggestion!

If only I could remember what it is from...damn....have I mentioned I am having a bad day? :))


Hmmmmmmm.... :think:...... ahhhhhhhhhh........:eh:

Why........ that would be a song called "If You Want To Get To Heaven".... let's see.... who did that song?....... Oh yeah...... The OZARK MOUNTAIN DAREDEVILS !!!!! :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Hmmmmmmm.... :think:...... ahhhhhhhhhh........:eh:

Why........ that would be a song called "If You Want To Get To Heaven".... let's see.... who did that song?....... Oh yeah...... The OZARK MOUNTAIN DAREDEVILS !!!!! :lol:
I just read their wikipedia entry...and I still have no idea who the hell they are.

[JimGP20]

I just read their wikipedia entry...and I still have no idea who the hell they are.


That's OK..... variety is the spice of life. :D

[super cool ski instructor]

It's okay...you're 30 now :hug:

You are evil! :((

[ALBOB2]

I should start the "Hannity's Fat People" social group...

I said I was heavy, I did NOT say I was fat. :evil:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I said I was heavy, I did NOT say I was fat. :evil:
I'm both...

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You are evil! :((
Only on Tuesdays. Day after payroll...tends to release the demons.

[super cool ski instructor]

Back at it today!

"And I know I ain't got no right...To ask you to sympathize"

[JimGP20]

"Second Chance" - 38 Special


when are these going to get harder ?? :lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

Today:

"I made him pay for what he wanted... you made him pay for what he didn't want."

[JimGP20]

Nope.... I haven't got a clue on this one. :eh:

[super cool ski instructor]

Yay...see Jim....I can bust out a hard one every now and then ;)

[JimGP20]

Yay...see Jim....I can bust out a hard one every now and then ;)


:eek: You just dare people to walk that thin ban line, don't you? :eek:

[super cool ski instructor]

I sure as heck do.....purposely? Not purposely? Guess y'all will never know :cool:


If nobody guesses in the next few hours I will reveal the answer.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I googled, so I'm disqualified.

But...really? THAT movie?

You expected ANYONE to get that one?

[super cool ski instructor]

I googled, so I'm disqualified.

But...really? THAT movie?

You expected ANYONE to get that one?

Not my fault you haven't seen it :snooty:

[JimGP20]

Not my fault you haven't seen it :snooty:


That's like saying it's not your fault that he's not a woman. I googled it too, and I will be surprised if anyone gets this one right, except maybe for some of the elderly women on our site. :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

That's like saying it's not your fault that he's not a woman. I googled it too, and I will be surprised if anyone gets this one right, except maybe for some of the elderly women on our site. :lol:

I don't know why...but that is among my favorite things you've ever said.

[super cool ski instructor]

So..only elderly women know this movie?

I am far from elderly and it is one of my favorites.

Whatever guys...y'all complain when I make it too easy...now you are giving me problems for making it too hard.......


Y'all are indecisive.....just like women!!!

[JimGP20]

So..only elderly women know this movie?

I am far from elderly and it is one of my favorites.

Whatever guys...y'all complain when I make it too easy...now you are giving me problems for making it too hard.......


Y'all are indecisive.....just like women!!!

Nuh uh. :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

So..only elderly women know this movie?

I am far from elderly and it is one of my favorites.

Whatever guys...y'all complain when I make it too easy...now you are giving me problems for making it too hard.......


Y'all are indecisive.....just like women!!!

Sexist

:naughty: :snooty: :naughty: :snooty: :naughty: :snooty:

[super cool ski instructor]

Damn straight!


:))

[JimGP20]

Damn straight!




Well, we wouldn't be if we watched that movie. :eek: :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Well, we wouldn't be if we watched that movie. :eek: :lol:
I lost a lot of testosterone watching "27 Dresses", and that involved Katherine Heigl repeatedly undressing in addition to her getting soaked in a rainstorm.

I can only imagine what THIS movie would do to me.

[super cool ski instructor]

Well, we wouldn't be if we watched that movie. :eek: :lol:

The classics know no gender :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The classics know no gender :D
Tell that to Die Hard...

[super cool ski instructor]

Tell that to Die Hard...

I like Die Hard :snooty:

[JimGP20]

I like Die Hard :snooty:


Me too. Your sigline should be "Yippie Kay - yi - aaa Mother ****er" :cool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I like Die Hard :snooty:
umm...yeah.

Exception that proves the rule.

[super cool ski instructor]

umm...yeah.

Exception that proves the rule.

Ahhh talking exceptions....been watching He's Just Not That Into You? :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Me too. Your sigline should be "Yippie Kay - yi - aaa Mother ****er" :cool:

But then you'd be asking "when are you going to post something hard?"


:))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ahhh talking exceptions....been watching He's Just Not That Into You? :))
I'm in the 'exception' category myself, but I won't answer that question on the grounds that you're just mean...

:snooty:

[super cool ski instructor]

I'm in the 'exception' category myself, but I won't answer that question on the grounds that you're just mean...

:snooty:

:)) Aww but I love that movie!!!

Except Scarlett Jo's character...she gives chicks a bad name!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:)) Aww but I love that movie!!!

Except Scarlett Jo's character...she gives chicks a bad name!
And she gives guys <rest of post deleted due to potential TOS violations>

[super cool ski instructor]

And she gives guys <rest of post deleted due to potential TOS violations>

Okay stay with me here D...I am not talking about Scarlett Jo (although I don't see the appeal)..I am talking about her skanky character! :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Okay stay with me here D...I am not talking about Scarlett Jo (although I don't see the appeal)..I am talking about her skanky character! :))
1. I just saw her in Entertainment Weekly with (wait for it...)

RED HAIR. That's right...Scarlett Johansson as a redhead in Iron Man 2. They will not be able to keep me out of the theater on opening day. Even my wife asked "doesn't she look really hot with red hair?" and she WASN'T TRYING TO TRAP ME.

2. Bradley Cooper's character was far worse than hers. Not condoning her actions at all, but all he would have needed to do was end his marriage (which I realize isn't an EASY thing to do, but if you don't honestly love the person any more, why keep up the charade?), and they're happily boning like rabbits, without a damn care in the world.

[super cool ski instructor]

But D...she specifically went after him....he was married. she even said something along the lines of "why should I not go after him just because he is married? What if he is the one?"

That is terrible...and she should be shot. Yes he is a bad guy too...but she actively went after him.....that is wrong on so many levels. And then got all ticked at him for having sex with his wife......what is the female version of *********?

Homewreckers are never good no matter how hot thay are ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

But D...she specifically went after him....he was married. she even said something along the lines of "why should I not go after him just because he is married? What if he is the one?"

That is terrible...and she should be shot. Yes he is a bad guy too...but she actively went after him.....that is wrong on so many levels. And then got all ticked at him for having sex with his wife......what is the female version of *********?

Homewreckers are never good no matter how hot thay are ;)
I see your point...I really do. But I hold the married individual to a higher standard in that situation (and the female version of ********* is still *********, FTR). Don't get me wrong...I'm absolutely not condoning her actions...I just hold him more responsible for respecting his relationship with his wife.

Should she have stepped off when he told her he was married? Absolutely. But it's HIS responsibility to keep it in his pants as much as it is hers to keep her clothes on (regardless of how much better it is when she specifically takes her clothes off ;) )

[super cool ski instructor]

Neither of them are excusable..we can agree on that.


And I might as well pile on...I also hold Drew Barrymore accountable too....what kind of a chick fills their friend's head with a bunch of "I had a friend who had an affair and he left his wife for her and now they are happily married" crap :))

Seriously...some chicks are screwed up!!

[JimGP20]

Good Lord..... did i accidentally tune in to "The View" ???? :eek:

[super cool ski instructor]

Now Jim...I know that He's Just Not That Into You may look like a chick flick from the outside....but it's really not.

Watch it...enjoy it...embrace it...:))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Neither of them are excusable..we can agree on that.


And I might as well pile on...I also hold Drew Barrymore accountable too....what kind of a chick fills their friend's head with a bunch of "I had a friend who had an affair and he left his wife for her and now they are happily married" crap :))

Seriously...some chicks are screwed up!!
I spent two hours wishing I could beat Drew Barrymore with a sock full of oranges.

I never thought that would happen...I've ALWAYS loved Drew Barrymore.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Good Lord..... did i accidentally tune in to "The View" ???? :eek:
Oh man...I figure that makes Ski Elizabeth Hasselbeck...am I Whoopi?

:(

[JimGP20]

Oh man...I figure that makes Ski Elizabeth Hasselbeck...am I Whoopi?

:(

I loved you in "The Color Purple"..... but "Jumping Jack Flash" was horrible. :lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh man...I figure that makes Ski Elizabeth Hasselbeck...am I Whoopi?

:(

Well...Whoopie is better than Joy.....:think:

[super cool ski instructor]

I loved you in "The Color Purple"..... but "Jumping Jack Flash" was horrible. :lol:

His singing in Sister Act is stellar!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Well...Whoopie is better than Joy.....:think:
I figured I wasn't Jewish enough to be Joy, and I couldn't pull off Bawbwa's speech impediment.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I loved you in "The Color Purple"..... but "Jumping Jack Flash" was horrible. :lol:
Paycheck is a paycheck, son. How else could I explain "Eddie"?

[super cool ski instructor]

Eddie! :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Eddie! :))
And if that wasn't bad enough, I also did "Made In America" and "Bogus"...

But hell...that kitchen needed to be re-done, and gold tiles for the pool don't pay for themselves, right?

[super cool ski instructor]

And if that wasn't bad enough, I also did "Made In America" and "Bogus"...

But hell...that kitchen needed to be re-done, and gold tiles for the pool don't pay for themselves, right?

BUT...Ghost was a good choice!! Whoever convinced you to do that...I hope you put their kid through college.

[JimGP20]

And if that wasn't bad enough, I also did "Made In America" and "Bogus"...

But hell...that kitchen needed to be re-done, and gold tiles for the pool don't pay for themselves, right?


You were good in "Ghost" though. :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

BUT...Ghost was a good choice!! Whoever convinced you to do that...I hope you put their kid through college.
They put their own kid through college with the commission from "Bogus"

I hope that little bitch flunked out, too...:mad:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You were good in "Ghost" though. :D
I really did knock that one out of the park, didn't I?

[super cool ski instructor]

I really did knock that one out of the park, didn't I?

Ignoring the fact that Jim does, indeed, watch chick flicks....


Can you introduce me to Patrick Swayze? I seriously have mad love for him!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ignoring the fact that Jim does, indeed, watch chick flicks....


Can you introduce me to Patrick Swayze? I seriously have mad love for him!
I'll see what I can do....

[JimGP20]

Ignoring the fact that Jim does, indeed, watch chick flicks....


Can you introduce me to Patrick Swayze? I seriously have mad love for him!


Guilty as charged. Some of my favorites:
"Sleepless In Seattle"
"When Harry Met Sally"
"While You Were Sleeping"
"The Lake House"
"Somewhere In Time"
"Some Kind Of Wonderful"

just to name a few. :shifty:

[super cool ski instructor]

Those are good..except the Lake House....cannot condone that one :))

Oh guys I will not be here tomorrow...so my little thread here will be on hiatus until Monday...maybe by then I can come up with something in between easy and hard :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Those are good..except the Lake House....cannot condone that one :))

Oh guys I will not be here tomorrow...so my little thread here will be on hiatus until Monday...maybe by then I can come up with something in between easy and hard :D

Maybe TC...resisting...resisting...

I have some....resisting...resisting

:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

(where the hell is ALBOB when you need him?)

[super cool ski instructor]

:wall:


This place is seriously lacking estrogen.....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:wall:


This place is seriously lacking estrogen.....
Seriously...you never see Mel, Murphy, Chichi, etc anymore.

[ALBOB2]

maybe by then I can come up with something in between easy and hard :D


Since I'm both, if I put my arms around you then YOU'D be in between. :whistle:



(Sorry Doc, I couldn't come up with a decent slam against TC so I went for the steal instead.)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Since I'm both, if I put my arms around you then YOU'D be in between. :whistle:



(Sorry Doc, I couldn't come up with a decent slam against TC so I went for the steal instead.)
Good solid work there...

[JimGP20]

maybe by then I can come up with something in between easy and hard :D


Well... there is that song by Three Dog night called "Easy To Be Hard". :lol:

[JimGP20]

Since Ski is gone today, let me offer this one:

"Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Since Ski is gone today, let me offer this one:

"Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him."
I never would have known that one...never saw the movie.

[super cool ski instructor]

Hope everyone had a great weekend!!!

Here we go!

"But I'm not a piece of meat, still you like my brain."

[JimGP20]

Nope..... don't know that one at all. :eh:

[super cool ski instructor]

Every time I pick one that Jim doesn't know...an angel gets its wings :))

[JimGP20]

Every time I pick one that Jim doesn't know...an angel gets its wings :))


No... actually, whenever you do that, the mean kid down the block up in Heaven pulls the wings off of an angel. :hand:

[WJStafford]

Do I have to take my clothes off to answer this one?

[Gaby77]

Ski... you might want to double check that quote.

[super cool ski instructor]

Yes Staff :))


And Gaby....that is the right quote.......

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Every time I pick one that Jim doesn't know...an angel gets its wings :))
This made me snort...

[super cool ski instructor]

This made me snort...

Glad that it had that affect on you :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Glad that it had that affect on you :))
It did...and there isn't a "laughed until snort" smiley, despite my repeated calls for one...;)

[JimGP20]

I fart in your general direction. :snooty:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I fart in your general direction. :snooty:
http://www.planetd21.com/images/monty-python-taunting.jpg

[super cool ski instructor]

Ick...don't bring that Monty Python crap into my thread :snooty:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Run away!

[WJStafford]

Okey Dokey....


I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[super cool ski instructor]

:mad:

[Gaby77]

Okey Dokey....


I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sure... but my question is, where'd you get the coconuts?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Sure... but my question is, where'd you get the coconuts?
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[super cool ski instructor]

Seriously....is this stuff supposed to be funny? :confused:

[WJStafford]

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

[super cool ski instructor]

Enough people! If you want to talk stupid British humor there is a Monty Python thread to do just that.

[WJStafford]

Enough people! If you want to talk stupid British humor there is a Monty Python thread to do just that.


:mrgreen:

[super cool ski instructor]

It's my thread and I'll be bitchy if I want too :snooty:



:razz:

[super cool ski instructor]

Happy Tuesday everyone!!

"Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning."

[WJStafford]

I'll let Jim have the glory today since you have been hatin' on Monty Python today...

Something tells me he has crashed a few anyway...

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

[JimGP20]

Nope... I won't answer anymore of these, even if I know them. My feelings have been hurt. :snooty:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Happy Tuesday everyone!!

"Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning."
"MOM!!! I NEED SOME MEATLOAF!!!"

Love that flick.

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

One of my faves, actually.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

For those that don't know...it's Wedding Crashers.

And also, Jim's a big crybaby. If I had to guess, I'd say it has something to do with the fact the Sox are down a game in the wild-card race.

;)

[JimGP20]

For those that don't know...it's Wedding Crashers.

And also, Jim's a big crybaby. If I had to guess, I'd say it has something to do with the fact the Sox are down a game in the wild-card race.

;)


Damn... how come there's no "flip the bird" smiley ?? :eh:

[super cool ski instructor]

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!



:))

[ALBOB2]

Damn... how come there's no "flip the bird" smiley ?? :eh:

Because we're a much more civilized group of people than you're used to dealing with. We don't do that sort of thing here.




By the way, your dignity called and left you this....................http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/tweetz/moon.gif

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Because we're a much more civilized group of people than you're used to dealing with. We don't do that sort of thing here.




By the way, your dignity called and left you this....................http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/tweetz/moon.gif
I laughed, I snorted, I cried (because I was laughing so hard), I was forced to clean lemon bar off of my computer monitor.

That, sir, was outstanding, and you deserve this...:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[JimGP20]

Fine. TP is history for me. I can tell when I'm not wanted. You don't have to tell me twice. I mean..... I don't have to be beaten over the head to get the message. :shifty:





is anyone watching?.....





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/moon.gif




I ain't goin' nowhere.... :razz:

[super cool ski instructor]

You guys are cracking me up :))

[JimGP20]

You guys are cracking me up :))


With all these moons around here, "cracking" is an appropriate word. :cool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

With all these moons around here, "cracking" is an appropriate word. :cool:
Agreed

[ALBOB2]

I laughed, I snorted, I cried (because I was laughing so hard), I was forced to clean lemon bar off of my computer monitor.

That, sir, was outstanding, and you deserve this...:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Why thank you Doc. Coming from you that means a lot. Do I qualify to become one of the Knights who say "Nee", now?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Why thank you Doc. Coming from you that means a lot. Do I qualify to become one of the Knights who say "Nee", now?

That would be "Knights Who Say Ni", but no.

I do, however, confer unto thee the title of "Sir Robin"

;)

[super cool ski instructor]

Looks like most of the players are in the hiz-ouse...so here we go:

"Man I hate that guy, he's a jerk. He is a jerk, right?"

[JimGP20]

"Dazed And Confused" :cool:


Ain't no angel gettin' their wings today. :naughty:

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

Very good Jim!

[ALBOB2]

That would be "Knights Who Say Ni", but no.

I do, however, confer unto thee the title of "Sir Robin"

;)


I spelled it Fonetikly. :rolleyes:


"Brave, brave Sir Robin, turned and ran away."


Hey, wait a minute. :evil:

[JimGP20]

I spelled it Fonetikly. :rolleyes:


"Brave, brave Sir Robin, turned and ran away."


Hey, wait a minute. :evil:


See how he turns on his friends? At least I'm not the only one. :lol:

[ALBOB2]

See how he turns on his friends? At least I'm not the only one. :lol:


Yeah, and I even compared his ass to Tislaw's. Not at all favorably mind you, but I did make the comparison. :evil:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

See how he turns on his friends? At least I'm not the only one. :lol:
Yeah, but you're a Sox fan...had it coming.

And in my defense...he DID tell me my ass wasn't as good as Tislaw's. Granted, this was AFTER I'd conferred his title, but how picky are you going to get here?

;)

[super cool ski instructor]

K folks:

"and sometimes she passes through me, just like a breeze"

[JimGP20]

"Tonight She Comes" by The Cars


Pretty sure that they were singing about a pepperoni pizza. :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

[ALBOB2]

Yeah, but you're a Sox fan...had it coming.

And in my defense...he DID tell me my ass wasn't as good as Tislaw's. Granted, this was AFTER I'd conferred his title, but how picky are you going to get here?

;)

Dude, seriously, can you fathom the ramifications if I'd said your ass was NICER than Tislaw's??? In the first place, it's NOT. But just saying it, even in jest, would have caused me to have to claw my own eyes out with a rusty fork. You're okay but, that's not the kind of sacrifice I'm willing to make to save our friendship.

And now, since I have no idea where this incoherent rambling is going, and also because for the life of me I can't think of a good punchline to wrap it up, I'm just going to go and try to find out why there's a penguin sitting on my television. :confused:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Dude, seriously, can you fathom the ramifications if I'd said your ass was NICER than Tislaw's??? In the first place, it's NOT. But just saying it, even in jest, would have caused me to have to claw my own eyes out with a rusty fork. You're okay but, that's not the kind of sacrifice I'm willing to make to save our friendship.

And now, since I have no idea where this incoherent rambling is going, and also because for the life of me I can't think of a good punchline to wrap it up, I'm just going to go and try to find out why there's a penguin sitting on my television. :confused:
We're good. I can agree to Tislaw having a better ass than I do.

And you're right...the backlash upon you in that thread would have been merciless had you been kinder to my situpon...I mean, Goose would probably have switched your avie to a Richard Simmons pic, and that would have been the LIGHTEST of it.

Figure out why there's a penguin on your TV yet? I'm dying of anticipation.

[ALBOB2]

Figure out why there's a penguin on your TV yet? I'm dying of anticipation.

You're mixing your Monty Python references with your Rocky Horror Picture Show references.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You're mixing your Monty Python references with your Rocky Horror Picture Show references.
Working on 4 hours sleep, I've been here since 7 am, and have not had a drop of coffee.

Forgive me.

[ALBOB2]

Working on 4 hours sleep, I've been here since 7 am, and have not had a drop of coffee.

Forgive me.


No need. You start throwing around Babs Streisand or Liza Minelli references though and there will be NO forgiveness.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

No need. You start throwing around Babs Streisand or Liza Minelli references though and there will be NO forgiveness.
<putting away "Yentl" quotebook>

:redface:

[super cool ski instructor]

Let's round out the week with:


"I'm falling into this, in dreams we run away."