Guess Ski's daily sig lyrics

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Be Like That"- 3 Doors Down

Good tune...

[super cool ski instructor]

Very good tune....

[JimGP20]

Who lives at the first 2 doors?? :eh:

[super cool ski instructor]

Luca and Jemima.

[JimGP20]

Luca and Jemima.


So ... all these folks live on the second floor then? :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

That's right..try and keep up.



:))

[super cool ski instructor]

I hope everyone had a good weekend!!!

Let's start thie week off with:

"...when the tide comes I'd take you away..."

[WJStafford]

I cant remember the name of the song....


I LOVE her though, Michelle Branch is HOT!!!

[JimGP20]

I hope everyone had a good weekend!!!

Let's start thie week off with:

"...when the tide comes I'd take you away..."


I dunno, but it reminds me of this song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6w9M82IXRg

[super cool ski instructor]

I can't youtube at work :(

[JimGP20]

I can't youtube at work :(


It's the song "And The Tide Rushes In" by The Moody Blues. :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

It's the song "And The Tide Rushes In" by The Moody Blues. :cool:

Ohh...I like that song!

[super cool ski instructor]

Nobody else??

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Gonna have to share credit with stafford on this one, because I wasn't sure until he said it was Michelle Branch. "All You Wanted"

[super cool ski instructor]

I was going to give full credit to Staff...but I did need the song name.


Staff and D-Funk...good job guys!


As for Jim...well...another angel got it's wings :cool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I was going to give full credit to Staff...but I did need the song name.


Staff and D-Funk...good job guys!


As for Jim...well...another angel got it's wings :cool:
Even though I shouldn't know Michelle Branch songs off the top of my head like that...

:redface:

Could be worse, you could have quoted Supertramp...

[WJStafford]

Gonna have to share credit with stafford on this one, because I wasn't sure until he said it was Michelle Branch. "All You Wanted"

For the life of me, I could not remember the name of that song!!!!

All I wanted:wall::wall::wall:

Thanks Funk! My mind was hurting...

[WJStafford]

Even though I shouldn't know Michelle Branch songs off the top of my head like that...

:redface:

Could be worse, you could have quoted Supertramp...


Did you see here photo shoot in Maxim?:eek::eek:

[super cool ski instructor]

Even though I shouldn't know Michelle Branch songs off the top of my head like that...

:redface:

Could be worse, you could have quoted Supertramp...

Michelle Branch is awesome......and you shut it about Supertramp, Mr Ben Folds Five!!!!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Did you see here photo shoot in Maxim?:eek::eek:
<googling>

<smiling>

<closing window before I get fired>

<sending links to home e-mail>

[WJStafford]

<googling>

<smiling>

<closing window before I get fired>

<sending links to home e-mail>

:)):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Michelle Branch is awesome......and you shut it about Supertramp, Mr Ben Folds Five!!!!
Oh come on...a day where I don't take an out-of-the-blue shot at Supertramp is like a day without sunshine.

;)

[JimGP20]

Oh come on...a day where I don't take an out-of-the-blue shot at Supertramp is like a day without sunshine.

;)


Thank you Anita Bryant. :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Thank you Anita Bryant. :lol:
<googling>

Okay...

[JimGP20]

<googling>

Okay...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anita_Bryant

Look under the heading "Early Life and Career"... Second to last paragraph. :D

[super cool ski instructor]

Funk...I just noticed your new sig :)) :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anita_Bryant

Look under the heading "Early Life and Career"... Second to last paragraph. :D
I saw it...started getting worried as I was reading through and thinking "who the hell is Jim comparing me to?"...

Then I saw the orange juice line and all was well again...

[super cool ski instructor]

Let's have some Tuesday fun!

"Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Just One Of The Guys"

Such a shame that Joyce Heyser didn't have more of a career.

[WJStafford]

I like this one too, from the same movie.


Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. I've had lots of sex. It's just that now I'd like to try it with a partner.

[WJStafford]

Damn you Funk!!!! You beat me too it!!

[super cool ski instructor]

Such a shame Billy Jacoby and Billy Zabka didn't have longer careers....I was in love with them both.....

[super cool ski instructor]

It was on Comedy Central yesterday when I got home from work....I was happy.


Can't find it on dvd anywhere though :(

[JimGP20]

Damn !.... I was a victim of a diversion. I was reading a PM while you guys were over here solving ski's daily sig. :wall:

I knew this one too, so don't be thinking there's some angel getting his wings. :naughty:

:cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

Why does Jim hate the angels? :cry:


:))

[JimGP20]

Why does Jim hate the angels? :cry:


:))

Because they're from Anaheim. :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) We beat them last night.....so I am fine with them for now...until I see the outcome of tonight's game.....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Such a shame Billy Jacoby and Billy Zabka didn't have longer careers....I was in love with them both.....
Karate Kid and Gymkata wasn't enough for you?

[super cool ski instructor]

Karate Kid and Gymkata wasn't enough for you?

Hell no!!! I want more!!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Hell no!!! I want more!!
Here's your prescription

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0951420/

And just because...

http://www.japanisshinto.com/images/cowbell.gif

[WJStafford]

I guess nobody liked my quote from that movie...

<in my best Cartman voice>

"Screw you guys, I'm going home...":mrgreen:

[JimGP20]

Hell no!!! I want more!!

Here's a more recent photo of each of those guys...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/jacobyandzabka.jpg

[super cool ski instructor]

I guess nobody liked my quote from that movie...

<in my best Cartman voice>

"Screw you guys, I'm going home...":mrgreen:

:)) :))

Oh Staff.......I liked your quote....calm down with the drama queen stuff...


:)) :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Here's a more recent photo of each of those guys...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/jacobyandzabka.jpg

:drool:

Jacoby aged better than Zabka...but I shall still drool over them both!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I guess nobody liked my quote from that movie...

<in my best Cartman voice>

"Screw you guys, I'm going home...":mrgreen:
http://vibeteaching.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/gold-star-300x300.png

[super cool ski instructor]

Today:

"From where I sat it looked as though you were conjugating some irregular verbs."

[JimGP20]

"To Catch A Thief"

http://home.wlv.ac.uk/~in5379/films/hitchcock/hitch2.jpg

:cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

Very good Jim!

I was really going to pick a more obscure quote from that movie...but well....I had to pick my favorite. :cool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Very good Jim!

I was really going to pick a more obscure quote from that movie...but well....I had to pick my favorite. :cool:
So...we know if Jim doesn't know it, an angel gets their wings.

When Jim does know it, does that mean an angel with wings gets picked off by a sniper?

[JimGP20]

So...we know if Jim doesn't know it, an angel gets their wings.

When Jim does know it, does that mean an angel with wings gets picked off by a sniper?


No... if I DO know it, an Angel goes 0 for 5 with 3 strike outs and leaves 9 men on base. :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

I like it!!! :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Here we go:

"This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"I'm gonna grab me two waitresses and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo"

What a flick

[super cool ski instructor]

I have mad love for my Vince...and this is him at his best!

[super cool ski instructor]

Happy Friday!

"Seems like each time I'm with you I loose my mind..."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Sum 41- In Too Deep

[super cool ski instructor]

Good job D!

[super cool ski instructor]

Here we go:

"You aren't getting any cappuccino or Biscotti either."

[WJStafford]

Hotel Rwanda

[WJStafford]

Take that Jim and Funk!!!!!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Congrats for being online when Jim and I weren't...:razz: :evil:

[super cool ski instructor]

Actually Staff....you FAIL!!!!!!

[WJStafford]

dammit! Wrong Cheadle movie....I could have sworn it was in Rwanda but it was Traffic

[super cool ski instructor]

There ya go! :D

[WJStafford]

I watched both last weekend and got them con-frused... That's what i get when I get in a hurry...

[super cool ski instructor]

Today we have:

"If this world is unimpressive, Its been that way for quite awhile."

[JimGP20]

*raises hand* Ooh, ooh..... I know !! :lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

It's all you Jim!!!!

[JimGP20]

"Waiting So Long" - ummm.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ......

Supertramp !!

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) Woo-Hoo!!!!

[JimGP20]

I really think that had Dr. Funk been here... he would have nailed this one. :lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay so here is the deal....I am going out of town on Friday, returning Wed. I am choosing today's lyrics to go along with my avie/sig theme....as it mentions the place I will be spending my long holiday weekend. This will be the last one of the week as I want to leave it up for a few days.

It is pretty easy...but who cares? :D


"Twelve hours out of Mackinaw City stopped in a bar to have a brew"

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Roll Me Away- Bob Seger

[JimGP20]

Another one of my favorites. Bob Seger with "Roll Me Away". :cool:


The Doc beat me to it, but I still like the song more than he does. :razz:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I really think that had Dr. Funk been here... he would have nailed this one. :lol:
...to a wall with no anethesia, closed the door, and ate dinner while its screams permeated my neighborhood.

[super cool ski instructor]

:))


Good job guys!!!

[ALBOB2]

Time for some serious planning guys. Ski's gonna be gone for four days, what kind of damage can we do to her thread in that time? My first (and most obvious) vote would be for massive quantities of boob pictures. :twisted:

[super cool ski instructor]

:( Albob breaks my heart :(





:razz:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Time for some serious planning guys. Ski's gonna be gone for four days, what kind of damage can we do to her thread in that time? My first (and most obvious) vote would be for massive quantities of boob pictures. :twisted:
1. Boob pictures

2. Monty Python references

3. Attacks on Placido Polanco's manhood.

4. Supertramp jokes

5. Anything that might make Jake Ryan look like a *****

[JimGP20]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/SUPERTRAMPGIRL.jpg :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

I am not gone yet!!! :mad:

[JimGP20]

:eek:..................:shifty:................... .:whistle:

[ALBOB2]

1. Boob pictures Oh yeah!

2. Monty Python references Oh yeah part II

3. Attacks on Placido Polanco's manhood. How can we attack the manhood of someone that has none?

4. Supertramp jokes Eh, not really worth the effort. They do a good enough job of that just by being Supertramp

5. Anything that might make Jake Ryan look like a ***** Just posting his picture would do that.

[super cool ski instructor]

Sigh...I shall now start up my Ignore list :snooty:

[JimGP20]

Sigh...I shall now start up my Ignore list :snooty:


Nah..... don't do that.... just stop in a bar and have a brew. :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

Nah..... don't do that.... just stop in a bar and have a brew. :cool:

I plan on doing that and having a few.


Whoa.....I just rhymed Jim!!!!! :))

[JimGP20]

Whoa.....I just rhymed Jim!!!!! :))


With that... you are now fully qualified to become a rap artist. :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Sigh...I shall now start up my Ignore list :snooty:
You can't quit me...:hug:

[super cool ski instructor]

Don't Brokeback my thread :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Wait...it's not brokeback when one of us is a chick.

[ALBOB2]

Sigh...I shall now start up my Ignore list :snooty:


Instead of getting all snotty, you COULD contribute. Afterall, look at #1 on the list. ;)

[ALBOB2]

Wait...it's not brokeback when one of us is a chick.


Oh cool, a new game. We have to guess which one is the chick, right? Hmmmm, let me think......................:think:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Oh cool, a new game. We have to guess which one is the chick, right? Hmmmm, let me think......................:think:
:doh:

[JimGP20]

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=60283001&postcount=330 :cool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=60283001&postcount=330 :cool:
Linking to a post where I can't see the picture is not at all cool. :snooty:

[super cool ski instructor]

My poor precious thread :(

[Dr. Funkenstein]

My poor precious thread :(
It could be worse...you could have started one with the title "Test...no message"

[super cool ski instructor]

It could be worse...you could have started one with the title "Test...no message"

:)) I may actually have to go read that....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:)) I may actually have to go read that....
That is one alluring thread, ain't it?

[JimGP20]

Linking to a post where I can't see the picture is not at all cool. :snooty:


Sorry dude.... here you go...

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Sorry dude.... here you go...
Okay...I can get into Supertramp now...

[ALBOB2]

What were we talking about again???:think:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

What were we talking about again???:think:
this...

http://www.valetmag.com/gr/daily/the_edit/080309/art-intel_380x300.jpg

[JimGP20]

*ahem*.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/bumpity.jpg

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh geez you guys :))

My mind is recouping from my weekend away...I shall pick up where I left off tomorrow!

I promise....just please...no more of those pics!!!!! :wall:

[ALBOB2]

Oh yeah, how could I forget?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Oh yeah, how could I forget?
Psst...
http://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/02/16/christina_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg

[JimGP20]

Oh geez you guys :))

My mind is recouping from my weekend away...I shall pick up where I left off tomorrow!

I promise....just please...no more of those pics!!!!! :wall:


Ok... I'll be good. Can't speak for the other kids though. :lol:

[ALBOB2]

THOSE pictures? What does she mean by THOSE pictures?

[ALBOB2]

For some reason we seem to have gotten stuck on number one of the list. No idea why that happened. We should address the other items listed.



Placido Polanco is gay.


There, that about covers it. Back to the boob pics.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Hitting all five...

1. Boob pictures Oh yeah!

http://dontwannahearit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/boobs-300x249.jpg

2. Monty Python references Oh yeah part II

No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition

3. Attacks on Placido Polanco's manhood. How can we attack the manhood of someone that has none?

Upon further review, questioning the manhood of someone who clearly bleaches his teeth that often is kind of redundant.

4. Supertramp jokes Eh, not really worth the effort. They do a good enough job of that just by being Supertramp

Good point.

5. Anything that might make Jake Ryan look like a ***** Just posting his picture would do that.

good point...

http://avantgaudy.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/jake-ryan.jpg

And finally...

http://darkmattersradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/boobs-300x212.jpg

[ALBOB2]

Bravo Dr. Funk, bravo.:clap:


And an extra for #1 :clap:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Bravo Dr. Funk, bravo.:clap:


And an extra for #1 :clap:
I figure that might get me on ski's ignore list...;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I wonder if we can appeal to the mods to get the thread title changed to "ruining Ski's perfectly innocent idea"

[super cool ski instructor]

Are y'all done yet???? :snooty:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Are y'all done yet???? :snooty:
No fair :naughty:

That's like asking me if I like sauerkraut.

OF COURSE we're not done.

:razz:

[super cool ski instructor]

:mad:

Y'all know how I feel about turning threads into nothing but pics of chicks.

[JimGP20]

:mad:

Y'all know how I feel about turning threads into nothing but pics of chicks.


What's wrong with that ??

http://www.kentuckycrosswords.com/Learn/placepics/chicks.jpg :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

Jim! :))

[ALBOB2]

:mad:

Y'all know how I feel about turning threads into nothing but pics of chicks.

Yeah, but we love you despite that character flaw. :hug:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:mad:

Y'all know how I feel about turning threads into nothing but pics of chicks.
assuming you're against it?

[super cool ski instructor]

That would be correct. :)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

That would be correct. :)
Gonna have to agree with ALBOB here...still like you despite that flaw ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

You better...I am damn likable!


:razz:

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh yeah...I forgot!

"Have a care, that chap's run absolutely amok!"

[JimGP20]

"It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"

a true classic :D

[super cool ski instructor]

Good job Jim...it's one of my faves!

[ALBOB2]

"It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"

a true classic :D


Oh, wasn't Ann Margaret in that???

[super cool ski instructor]

Nope Albob...maybe you have Ann Margaret confused with Ethel Merman :))

[ALBOB2]

Nope Albob...maybe you have Ann Margaret confused with Ethel Merman :))

Nope, no chance of that. When I did an IMDB search of the movie, Mrs. Merman was the only female cast member of consequence who showed up. So Ann was the only reasonable substitution that allowed me to post another babe pic in your thread. :twisted:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

A "Ski is slacking" bump

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh gosh...I was in a meeting at noon thinking "what should my quote be today?" and then I never did it.

Let me do it now!


"I'm crying here, what have you done?"

[WJStafford]

A "Ski is slacking" bump

Does this surprise you???




me neither....

[super cool ski instructor]

You shut it Staff!! :mad:







:razz:

[WJStafford]

Is it Pink?

[WJStafford]

You shut it Staff!! :mad:







:razz:



Oh yeah....make me!

[super cool ski instructor]

It might be Pink...it might not be. ;) I need a song title.

[WJStafford]

It might be Pink...it might not be. ;) I need a song title.

I can't remember exactly but I think it is something like "Take a Pill"....

[super cool ski instructor]

I'll give it to ya Staff!

"Just Like A Pill" by Pink.

[WJStafford]

I'll give it to ya Staff!

"Just Like A Pill" by Pink.

Dammit! I should know that but for some reason I couldn't think of it!!

Thanks for the leniency!

[super cool ski instructor]

Hey I am nothing if not generous :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Hey I am nothing if not generous :))
:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

<walking away>

<shaking head>

[super cool ski instructor]

You shut it too D!!!!


:))

[ALBOB2]

Hey I am nothing if not generous :))


WHAT?!?!? I had to pay $500 :evil:



(I tried Doc, I really did. But some set-ups just can't be ignored. :wall: )

[Dr. Funkenstein]

WHAT?!?!? I had to pay $500 :evil:



(I tried Doc, I really did. But some set-ups just can't be ignored. :wall: )
Hey...I expect you to swing away, Jeff Francoeur-style. I'm more from the Jon Olerud school...patient until I get the right pitch.

As long as we're both hitting, it's all good, right?

[super cool ski instructor]

I have no idea who you are talking about D-Funk :))

Jeff Francoeur????


Jon Olerud ??????

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I have no idea who you are talking about D-Funk :))

Jeff Francoeur????


Jon Olerud ??????
Seriously? You don't remember Jon Olerud (former Blue Jay...wore a helmet in the field), and you don't know Francoeur (current Met, was a Brave until June)?

And you call yourself a baseball fan :snooty:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?playerId=6345 - Francoeur

http://espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?playerId=2246 - Olerud

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay...now I remember Olerud.

As for Francoeur...let's just say I pay little attention to the NL until post season ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

Today we have:

"It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives, like busboys in a restaurant."

[JimGP20]

"Stand By Me"

[super cool ski instructor]

Very good

[ALBOB2]

This is for ignoring my $500 remark:

[super cool ski instructor]

This is for ignoring my $500 remark:

Dammit...I knew that not responding to that would come back and bite me in the ass...:))

[ALBOB2]

Dammit...I knew that not responding to that would come back and bite me in the ass...:))


That's okay sweetie, I'd have bitten you in the ass either way. :twisted:;)

[super cool ski instructor]

:wall:

I am not too bright :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:wall:

I am not too bright :))
<contemplating new sigline>

[JimGP20]

<contemplating new sigline>

You have a plethora of choices just within her last dozen or so posts. :D

[super cool ski instructor]

And today:

"Now, you'll hurt me if you don't trust me, all right?"

[WJStafford]

Dirty Dancing?

[super cool ski instructor]

Should I be worried that you know that Staff? :))

[WJStafford]

Had it been any other day then yes, you should be worried. I have never seen the movie but figured it was right.

BTW, Swayze made a lot of good movies other than Dirty Dancing....

[WJStafford]

Should I be worried that you know that Staff? :))

I will watch a chic flic with the best of 'em...

Usually in hopes that I "get lucky":D

[super cool ski instructor]

Had it been any other day then yes, you should be worried. I have never seen the movie but figured it was right.

BTW, Swayze made a lot of good movies other than Dirty Dancing....

I am aware that he made alot of good movies....but I chose a quote from my favorite Swayze movie......

[super cool ski instructor]

I will watch a chic flic with the best of 'em...

Usually in hopes that I "get lucky":D

That is usually the reason why guys watch them...I've put my boyfriend through a few doozies :))

[JimGP20]

That is usually the reason why guys watch them...I've put my boyfriend through a few doozies :))


Not all guys are like that. I actually enjoy movies that would be called chick flicks. There are a few that I can't stomach though (Beaches, First Wives Club).

OK... now it's time for Dr. Funk to take a shot at my status as a man. :lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

Not all guys are like that. I actually enjoy movies that would be called chick flicks. There are a few that I can't stomach though (Beaches, First Wives Club).

OK... now it's time for Dr. Funk to take a shot at my status as a man. :lol:

I presonally find nothing wrong with guys liking chick flicks...my own brother (who is the biggest guys guy I know) admits to liking Beaches.

This is the way I see it.....nobody has a problem if a chick likes war movies...or ninja movies...or anything that is considered a guy flick...why do people have problems if a guy likes chick flicks?

WHY THE DOUBLE STANDARD PEOPLE????????


Okay...now that I am done ranting...I have to admit that I made TC watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants once because he made me watch Vision Quest. Mind you...I did not have any desire to watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants....it was just on. You can all call me a bitch now :))

[ALBOB2]

I've put my boyfriend through a few doozies :))


Chick flicks or getting luckys? :think:

[super cool ski instructor]

chick flicks or getting luckys? :think:

:)) :))


slap!!


:)) :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Not all guys are like that. I actually enjoy movies that would be called chick flicks. There are a few that I can't stomach though (Beaches, First Wives Club).

OK... now it's time for Dr. Funk to take a shot at my status as a man. :lol:
Nah, you're good (at least until you slip up regarding your Celine Dion CD collection, then you're DONE :razz: )...

I'll watch a chick flick if it's actually a good movie ("Love Actually", "Definitely, Maybe", etc), and I won't watch a "guy movie" if it looks like it sucks. No offense, but I'm not going to sit through "Bloodsport" because it's two hours of people getting their asses kicked, or "Transformers" because there's a ****load of explosions and a hot chick. I can find hot chicks in nearly any movie.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Chick flicks or getting luckys? :think:
<calls IT, requests new monitor>

[ALBOB2]

Our DVD collection is VERY extensive. And I want it noted that I was the one who bought Regarding Henry. (But I was also the one who bought Blood Sport, so don't make me come back to Philly and kick your ass. :evil: )

[super cool ski instructor]

Al what's up babe? This is the second thread where I see you trying to invoke some sort of violence upon our esteemed Dr Funk :))

[ALBOB2]

The Mr. Olympia is two weeks away. I'm going to the Expo and am feeling fired up. I figure Doc Funk is the only person here who, if I pick a fight with him, I stand a 100% chance of not getting hurt. I'm pretty sure I can kick his butt. But even if I can't, I can run faster scared than he can mad. :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Al what's up babe? This is the second thread where I see you trying to invoke some sort of violence upon our esteemed Dr Funk :))
<honored to be referred to as "the esteemed" ANYTHING>

Old people get cranky sometimes...it happens ;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The Mr. Olympia is two weeks away. I'm going to the Expo and am feeling fired up. I figure Doc Funk is the only person here who, if I pick a fight with him, I stand a 100% chance of not getting hurt. I'm pretty sure I can kick his butt. But even if I can't, I can run faster scared than he can mad. :D
Just remember...if you get in a shot good enough to bring me down that you're going to need to get out of the way...the last thing you'd ever want is for me to LAND on you.

And Jean Claude Van Damme can eat me...

[JimGP20]

Nah, you're good (at least until you slip up regarding your Celine Dion CD collection, then you're DONE :razz: )...

I'll watch a chick flick if it's actually a good movie ("Love Actually", "Definitely, Maybe", etc), and I won't watch a "guy movie" if it looks like it sucks. No offense, but I'm not going to sit through "Bloodsport" because it's two hours of people getting their asses kicked, or "Transformers" because there's a ****load of explosions and a hot chick. I can find hot chicks in nearly any movie.


Let's just put it this way.... if Celine Dion gets posted as the next artist in the Favorite Song Thread, I'll have to wait until someone else posts something. I can't stand her.

As far as chick flicks we have at home, I personally bought Sleepless In Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, While You Were Sleeping, Moonstruck (which is also my wife's favorite movie ever), Some Kind Of Wonderful, .... I could go on. However, I also did like Bloodsport... the true story of Frank Duchs, who won the infamous Kumatai in Japan. Not usually a fan of Jean Claude, but other than Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds being in it, it was pretty good.

[super cool ski instructor]

Happy Wed everyone!!

"You smoke more than a pack today and I'll skin you. Understood?"

[JimGP20]

"The Outsiders"

OK movie, but I could have done without C. Thomas Howell in it.

[super cool ski instructor]

Right indeedio Jim!

And yeah......I am not a C Thomas Howell fan at all...so I agree with ya!

[JimGP20]

Right indeedio Jim!

And yeah......I am not a C Thomas Howell fan at all...so I agree with ya!


He still owes me an hour of my life back for "Soul Man". I say an hour, because I didn't sit through the whole thing.

[super cool ski instructor]

He still owes me an hour of my life back for "Soul Man". I say an hour, because I didn't sit through the whole thing.

I heard about the plot and thought "wow...really?????" and never saw it.....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I heard about the plot and thought "wow...really?????" and never saw it.....
<sheepishly admits he owns movie, but it only cost $1>

[super cool ski instructor]

<sheepishly admits he owns movie, but it only cost $1>

OMG...you and TC should be best friends! You should see some of the movies he owns for the sole purpose that "they were $4.99 at Target" :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

OMG...you and TC should be best friends! You should see some of the movies he owns for the sole purpose that "they were $4.99 at Target" :))
I could have worse company in the "bad movies owned because they were cheap" club...

[ALBOB2]

OMG...you and TC should be best friends! You should see some of the movies he owns for the sole purpose that "they were $4.99 at Target" :))


Holy coincidence, Batman. He said the same thing about his girlfriend. :eek:

[super cool ski instructor]

Holy coincidence, Batman. He said the same thing about his girlfriend. :eek:

:snooty:







:mad:





:cry:






:((






:)) that was a good one :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Holy coincidence, Batman. He said the same thing about his girlfriend. :eek:
<walking away>

[ALBOB2]

"Good one"?

"Walking away"?

That one should be framed. It should be put in a museum of forum posts. That is Post of the Century material. That should have so much soda spewing from your noses they'll have to replace monitors three cubicles over! Why do I pour my heart out for you people when the best you can come back with is, "Good one"? :((

[super cool ski instructor]

"Good one"?

"Walking away"?

That one should be framed. It should be put in a museum of forum posts. That is Post of the Century material. That should have so much soda spewing from your noses they'll have to replace monitors three cubicles over! Why do I pour my heart out for you people when the best you can come back with is, "Good one"? :((

Cry about it why don't ya...geez...men are such babies :snooty:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Good one"?

"Walking away"?

That one should be framed. It should be put in a museum of forum posts. That is Post of the Century material. That should have so much soda spewing from your noses they'll have to replace monitors three cubicles over! Why do I pour my heart out for you people when the best you can come back with is, "Good one"? :((
I was just avoiding trouble...it was simply good fortune that I wasn't drinking/eating anything when I read that.

[JimGP20]

"Good one"?

"Walking away"?

That one should be framed. It should be put in a museum of forum posts. That is Post of the Century material. That should have so much soda spewing from your noses they'll have to replace monitors three cubicles over! Why do I pour my heart out for you people when the best you can come back with is, "Good one"? :((


Hey... at least you got a response. I posted one the other day that they just flat out ignored. :eh:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Hey... at least you got a response. I posted one the other day that they just flat out ignored. :eh:
This message is hidden because JimGP20 is on your ignore list.

...

[ALBOB2]

Hey... at least you got a response. I posted one the other day that they just flat out ignored. :eh:


Isn't there a rule somewhere that says you're not allowed to use the word "flat" in any thread started by Ski??? :confused:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Isn't there a rule somewhere that says you're not allowed to use the word "flat" in any thread started by Ski??? :confused:
<sees Ski is in thread>

<ducks>

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

You all are cukoo for Cocoa Puffs.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

http://72.232.229.42/thumb/e/e1/Chestersnort.png/180px-Chestersnort.png

Actually...I'm a little more hooked on teh Cheetos...

[super cool ski instructor]

Today:

"Just looking for a new direction. In an old familiar way."

[JimGP20]

"Fascination" - The Human League

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Fascination- Human League

:doh:

Damn you Jim!

[super cool ski instructor]

:)) Good job both of you ;)

[ALBOB2]

:))

You all are cukoo for Cocoa Puffs.


Nope, I'm on the Atkins diet right now. Cocoa Puffs is a definite no-no.



Bonkers for bacon works though. :D

[ALBOB2]

You could also say I'm goo-goo over ga-ga's.

http://www.talentondisplay.com/MamieVanDorenR.JPG

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh Geez Al...not more pictures!!! :))

[ALBOB2]

Oh Geez Al...not more pictures!!! :))

Hey, do NOT maim the Mamie. :snooty:

[JimGP20]

Oh Geez Al...not more pictures!!! :))


Here... I have one too...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/dirtydancing.gif :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

Here... I have one too...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/dirtydancing.gif :cool:

:)) :))

Seriously...when I was younger me and my friends would always bust out the "Lisa song" :))

My favorite is the other one she sings...during rehersal:

"...Bring me a pineapple that doesn't sting, a bird that swims, a fish that sings. I wanna, I really wanna. Bring me a volcano that blows up all the molten jama and a blue banana,
I canna canna...." :))

[JimGP20]

:)) :))

Seriously...when I was younger me and my friends would always bust out the "Lisa song" :))

My favorite is the other one she sings...during rehersal:

"...Bring me a pineapple that doesn't sting, a bird that swims, a fish that sings. I wanna, I really wanna. Bring me a volcano that blows up all the molten jama and a blue banana,
I canna canna...." :))

Jane Brucker was such a good actress too... how else do you explain the convincing awkwardness in that rehearsal?? :lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

Woo Hoo...it's Friday!!!!

"And I got my defenses when it comes to your intentions for me"

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Here Is Gone- Goo Goo Dolls

[super cool ski instructor]

D-Funk pulls it out today!

[JimGP20]

D-Funk pulls it out today!

And you know this.... how ?? :eek:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

D-Funk pulls it out today!
And you know this.... how ?? :eek:

:shifty:

[super cool ski instructor]

Oh boy...............:eek:

[super cool ski instructor]

Here we go:

"Don't give me no rules. All I got are rules."

[JimGP20]

"Hi.... I'm Johnny Stash...." :cool:


"Walk The Line"

[super cool ski instructor]

Good job Jim :D

[ALBOB2]

We interrupt this program for a special announcement:


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We now return you to your regularly schedule program.

[super cool ski instructor]

Thanks Al.....



:))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

We interrupt this program for a special announcement:


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We now return you to your regularly schedule program.
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[Dr. Funkenstein]

bump, as Ski is slacking...

[super cool ski instructor]

Not really slacking as much as taking a few days off.

I wanted to honor the great Ernie Harwell for a few days. :D

Next Monday I shall resume!

[ALBOB2]

Ski's gone??? Yipeeeee...........time to play:dance:


Ahhhhh, Briget.

http://www.trinity.edu/rjensen/tidbits/2007/WomenOfThePast_files/image005.jpg

[super cool ski instructor]

:neutral:

[thr3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJNgEZyEeh8

Listen to a song instead.

[super cool ski instructor]

I hope everyone had a good weekend~

"So I'll sing you a new song, please don't cry anymore..."

[JimGP20]

"Hold Me Now" - The Thompson Twins

[super cool ski instructor]

Good job Jim!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Damn job...

[super cool ski instructor]

Damn job...

No...I swear I saw you both here when I made that post........unless I didn't refresh :doh:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

No...I swear I saw you both here when I made that post........unless I didn't refresh :doh:
Don't worry about it...I'd forgotten to close my IE window so I would have been showing, but Mondays are my weekly payroll processing day so I'm quite intermittent.

[JimGP20]

Don't worry about it...I'd forgotten to close my IE window so I would have been showing, but Mondays are my weekly payroll processing day so I'm quite intermittent.


That ain't just on Mondays. :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

That ain't just on Mondays. :lol:
:doh: :doh: :doh:

:wall: :wall: :wall:

[super cool ski instructor]

:))

[super cool ski instructor]

I can't remember if I have referenced this movie/song yet or not.....but I am not reading almost 50 pages to find out. So here goes:

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay."

[JimGP20]

"Reservoir Dogs" ???

[super cool ski instructor]

Very good Jim!!!!!

[ALBOB2]

I'm quite intermittent.

http://www.viagras-cialis.com/syssite/home/shop/1/pictures/productsimg/small/17.jpg

[Dr. Funkenstein]

http://www.viagras-cialis.com/syssite/home/shop/1/pictures/productsimg/small/17.jpg
http://www.astonishedhead.com/images/OVOID_123.swf

[super cool ski instructor]

Today:

"You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?"

[JimGP20]

"10 Things I Hate About You"

It was just on last night. :cool:

[super cool ski instructor]

Ahhh...if I had known that I would have picked something else....I have chosen poorly :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ahhh...if I had known that I would have picked something else....I have chosen poorly :))
Ahh yes...Joseph Gordon-Leavitt's big break.

That kid turned out to be a much better actor than I thought he'd be.

[super cool ski instructor]

Ahh yes...Joseph Gordon-Leavitt's big break.

That kid turned out to be a much better actor than I thought he'd be.

I do like him! Although I hated him in 3rd Rock from the Sun.....well....maybe it wasn't him as much as I just hated that show in general.

[JimGP20]

Ahh yes...Joseph Gordon-Leavitt's big break.

That kid turned out to be a much better actor than I thought he'd be.


What ??? You didn't consider "Angels In The Outfield" to be a big break ?? :lol:

[super cool ski instructor]

What ??? You didn't consider "Angels In The Outfield" to be a big break ?? :lol:

Was that the one with Tony Danza in it? I swear there were like 25 million kids baseball movies that came out at the same time. I prefer Sandlot and Little Big League myself.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

What ??? You didn't consider "Angels In The Outfield" to be a big break ?? :lol:
Umm...not so much.

Check out "(500) Days of Summer"...very solid flick.

[ALBOB2]

I do like him! Although I hated him in 3rd Rock from the Sun.....well....maybe it wasn't him as much as I just hated that show in general.

The show might not have been great, but Sally was HOT!!! :twisted:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The show might not have been great, but Sally was HOT!!! :twisted:
<nodding>

[super cool ski instructor]

Alrighty-roo...this is the last one for the week as I am going on a girl's weekend tomorrow!

"Sound of their breath fades with the light."

[JimGP20]

This one is ringing no bells. :eh: