If You Were A Muppet...

[Dr. Funkenstein]

...Which Muppet Would You Be?

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=57012111&postcount=1

ChloeP got me to thinking about this...it was a game I used to play when I was still doing theater.

For the longest time, I thought I'd be Fozzy, but as time dragged on I came to the realization I'm more of a Rowlf.

Poll to follow

ETA: You don't have to be beholden to gender roles here...there aren't a lot of well-known female Muppets, and not every woman is a Miss Piggy (my wife contends that she's Janice, despite the fact that I've never seen her high)

I made it multiple choice too...

[johnrocks]

one of those old grumpy men, is that Statler/Waldorf?

[RTchoke]

one of those old grumpy men, is that Statler/Waldorf?

Yeah, that's them. They are my favorite muppets, along with Animal of course.

I'm not sure who I'd be. Possibly Chef since I cook all the time, but I certainly don't talk like him. :))

I also though maybe Kermit since he's always trying to herd a bunch of unruly buggers around all the time and keep the peace.

[super cool ski instructor]

Miss Piggy through and through...I even love a short skinny guy :D

[WJStafford]

I like being grumpy...

[RTchoke]

I like being grumpy...

Grumpy is a dwarf not a muppet. :razz:


Sorry, you walked right into that one. :D

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Yeah, that's them. They are my favorite muppets, along with Animal of course.

I'm not sure who I'd be. Possibly Chef since I cook all the time, but I certainly don't talk like him. :))

I also though maybe Kermit since he's always trying to herd a bunch of unruly buggers around all the time and keep the peace.
I was in a show of "Romeo and Juliet" once. All of the guys partook in a game of "king of the hill" (basically a version of "kill the guy with the ball", only on a hill).

I tackled someone, and in the process I ended up landing on my back and my head slammed down to the ground. It hurt like hell, and I'm pretty sure I was out for at least 20 seconds. When I got up, I staggered to the sideline and one of the girls who was watching asked if I was okay...according to her, the only word I said was "stars", and I was pointing to them (I think I remember this, but most of the aftermath is a little hazy...I'm still not entirely sure how I got home).

From that point on, I was known as the Swedish Chef. Every time I see someone from that show they still call me that...and it's been 12 years :(

[CID_0687]

I'm somewhere between Fozzy and Dr. Teeth.

[RTchoke]

I was in a show of "Romeo and Juliet" once. All of the guys partook in a game of "king of the hill" (basically a version of "kill the guy with the ball", only on a hill).

I tackled someone, and in the process I ended up landing on my back and my head slammed down to the ground. It hurt like hell, and I'm pretty sure I was out for at least 20 seconds. When I got up, I staggered to the sideline and one of the girls who was watching asked if I was okay...according to her, the only word I said was "stars", and I was pointing to them (I think I remember this, but most of the aftermath is a little hazy...I'm still not entirely sure how I got home).

From that point on, I was known as the Swedish Chef. Every time I see someone from that show they still call me that...and it's been 12 years :(

That's not such a bad thing. The Swedish Chef is rather cute and huggable. :hug:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'm somewhere between Fozzy and Dr. Teeth.
Dr Teeth! Loved that dude.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

That's not such a bad thing. The Swedish Chef is rather cute and huggable. :hug:
True, but it's a reminder of my head bouncing off Bellevue State Park...that **** HURT.

[ChloeP]

I figure I'm the old guys in the balcony because I enjoy snickering at everyone else so much :)

[nortman]

Miss Piggy through and through...I even love a short skinny guy :D
Does TC know?

[nortman]

Well, it would either have to be Statler/Waldorf since I have this reputation as a wiseass. Still trying to figure out where that came from. Or the Cookie Monster...............before he was ruined by the PC police and turned into the Veggie Monster. Bummer.

[breezyjr]

I'm a grouchy ole broad so I'd have to be one of either Statler or Waldorf.

But.....ya forgot about Beaker or Beeker.....he was my fav!! I loved Beeker.

[PredFan]

Fozzy Bear.

I'm a jokester.

[czzzaar]

Kermit. He's the humble, honorable everyman like me.

[Army Wife]

Most defiantly Miss. Piggy! Though I am also very much Staler/Waldorf as well.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

muppet bump

[super cool ski instructor]

Still Miss Piggy!

I actually have an old copy of "Miss Piggy's Guide to Life" that me and my cousin chipped in a buck a piece to buy at a church book fair. We share custody. :D

[signcut]

Sgt. Floyd Pepper, the bass player and lead singer for the Electric Mayhem

:cool:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Sgt. Floyd Pepper, the bass player and lead singer for the Electric Mayhem

:cool:
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/5/5d/Floyd_pepper.jpg/180px-Floyd_pepper.jpg

[ALBOB2]

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