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ISYairio
June 21st, 2009, 1:32 am
So I was at Walmart w/ my mom and her boyfriend.

This guy comes walking by us and other people. He is basically sunburned, wearing really short shorts, wearing a really loose tank-top, what I'm guessing was eye makeup, and is carrying what looked like I purse.

I look at him as he passes - so does everyone else. I only really notice the WOW! sunburn and the disturbingly loose tank-top and eye makeup or w/e.

Looking right at me - or it looked like it to me - he suddenly says rather loudly, "Get over it, honey. It is the next millennium."

I watch him go - and notice the other things.

I basically say, "Weird" and my mom laughs, agrees, but also says, "That whole part of the family is." :eek: Makes it even weirder.

Just thought I'd share. ;)

davetexas
June 21st, 2009, 1:55 am
So I was at Walmart w/ my mom and her boyfriend.

This guy comes walking by us and other people. He is basically sunburned, wearing really short shorts, wearing a really loose tank-top, what I'm guessing was eye makeup, and is carrying what looked like I purse.

I look at him as he passes - so does everyone else. I only really notice the WOW! sunburn and the disturbingly loose tank-top and eye makeup or w/e.

Looking right at me - or it looked like it to me - he suddenly says rather loudly, "Get over it, honey. It is the next millennium."

I watch him go - and notice the other things.

I basically say, "Weird" and my mom laughs, agrees, but also says, "That whole part of the family is." :eek: Makes it even weirder.

Just thought I'd share. ;)



My heart goes out to him. He definitely missed his destiny. Jesus is the only hope for fallen man. We should pray for this guy

Rorus Raz
June 21st, 2009, 6:57 am
What do we pray for, exactly?

"Oh Lord, please let one of your children not forget his sunscreen, lest he be vulnerable to melanoma."

"Heavenly Father, protect us and particularly that dude's makeup. Nobody likes smeared or runny makeup, ya know?"

"God, who likes short-shorts?"

Ninjacorpse
June 22nd, 2009, 11:28 am
So I was at Walmart w/ my mom and her boyfriend.

This guy comes walking by us and other people. He is basically sunburned, wearing really short shorts, wearing a really loose tank-top, what I'm guessing was eye makeup, and is carrying what looked like I purse.

I look at him as he passes - so does everyone else. I only really notice the WOW! sunburn and the disturbingly loose tank-top and eye makeup or w/e.

Looking right at me - or it looked like it to me - he suddenly says rather loudly, "Get over it, honey. It is the next millennium."

I watch him go - and notice the other things.

I basically say, "Weird" and my mom laughs, agrees, but also says, "That whole part of the family is." :eek: Makes it even weirder.

Just thought I'd share. ;)

You were right to laugh, your timing is just off. If you would have laughed when you first saw him you more than likely would have avoided that strange encounter.

EnchantedFrog
June 22nd, 2009, 11:31 am
Close Encounters Of The Bruno Kind

curtis123
June 22nd, 2009, 11:46 am
So I was at Walmart w/ my mom and her boyfriend.

This guy comes walking by us and other people. He is basically sunburned, wearing really short shorts, wearing a really loose tank-top, what I'm guessing was eye makeup, and is carrying what looked like I purse.

I look at him as he passes - so does everyone else. I only really notice the WOW! sunburn and the disturbingly loose tank-top and eye makeup or w/e.

Looking right at me - or it looked like it to me - he suddenly says rather loudly, "Get over it, honey. It is the next millennium."

I watch him go - and notice the other things.

I basically say, "Weird" and my mom laughs, agrees, but also says, "That whole part of the family is." :eek: Makes it even weirder.

Just thought I'd share. ;)

You should have replied "Yes, but stupid is timeless."