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ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:11 pm
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"Doctor, it hurts when I point."
"Then don't point."
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:12 pm
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"I gotta boogie ... and I can't shake it off."
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:14 pm
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"I meant health care, health scare."
AvgGuyIA
June 15th, 2009, 5:16 pm
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"Please Impeach me!"
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 5:16 pm
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"I want us out of Iraq...and I want to have "a Rock"...anyone got some rock?
I've got a few trillion ready."
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:16 pm
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"One?? Is there at least one of you who will support my plan?? One???"
Jíbaro
June 15th, 2009, 5:19 pm
http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2009/06/15/obamax.jpg"The Teleprompter has me under its control."
Cold_War_Warrior
June 15th, 2009, 5:20 pm
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“Hear me now and believe me later”
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 5:20 pm
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"I see typical white people. Any of you guys ever been on dollar bills?"
simssk
June 15th, 2009, 5:20 pm
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It's time every american learns to scuba dive and bowl.
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:22 pm
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"I can't think of one thing to say without the teleprompter."
Cutiepie
June 15th, 2009, 5:22 pm
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"You will do as I say and not do as I do."
LibertyinAtl
June 15th, 2009, 5:22 pm
Hey where are all my Acorn folks.
Cold_War_Warrior
June 15th, 2009, 5:22 pm
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“I have a compelling story…”
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:25 pm
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" ... and we need a new plan for prescription drugs ... prescription drugs ... hey, I just realized something ... I've got a new request."
Cold_War_Warrior
June 15th, 2009, 5:26 pm
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“When I say Hillshire you say Farms”
“Goooooo Meat!”
riefil
June 15th, 2009, 5:27 pm
"And we can save 300 quadrillion dollars if doctors use this finger for prostate exams instead of the traditional but costly middle finger"
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:28 pm
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"I plan to Federalize the health care system and cut your salaries ... just kidding ... but no, really, I plan to reduce your salaries."
RedStatePaPa
June 15th, 2009, 5:29 pm
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Hey America, pull my finger.
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:29 pm
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(sung) "I still haven't found .... what I'm surgeon for."
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:30 pm
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"All your nurses belong to me."
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 5:31 pm
It's time every american learns to scuba dive and bowl.
at the same time?
who sets the pins?
and what do you use for gutters?
this could be a great sport.
"scuba bowling"
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:32 pm
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"This plan will save lots of money ... just do the meth ... I mean, math."
RedStatePaPa
June 15th, 2009, 5:34 pm
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I didn't take over the car companies and I am not taking over the health care industry.
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:35 pm
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"This plan will eventually work ... you just have to have a lot of patients."
CrusaderFrank
June 15th, 2009, 5:36 pm
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"Let me be clear, as an American citizen, I too..."
ThrowCop
June 15th, 2009, 5:38 pm
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(sung) "I still haven't found .... what I'm surgeon for.":)):)):))
Holy crap!
:)):)):))
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 5:41 pm
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"I'm hoping there are no eye doctors who can see right through this thing."
Cold_War_Warrior
June 15th, 2009, 5:41 pm
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“Yes, I did stay in a Holliday Inn last night…but, don’t tell the National Enquirer”
Metal Conservative
June 15th, 2009, 5:52 pm
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Mustang JEB
June 15th, 2009, 5:52 pm
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Hey, does this stink?
wonderingrover
June 15th, 2009, 5:53 pm
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This is how many supporters I've found for Obama Care.
And I just want to take this opportunity to say thank you to Michelle. Unfortunately, she couldn't be here today. She took a trip to Canada to search for a new doctor.
Metal Conservative
June 15th, 2009, 5:54 pm
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I would like your support to turn you all into penniless fools who can only practice medicine if and when I say so. Are you with me?
Metal Conservative
June 15th, 2009, 5:56 pm
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And I can destroy our country with just a teleprompter, the liberal media, longwinded diatribes, and this one finger. Here, I'll prove it to you!
rckirby
June 15th, 2009, 5:58 pm
Actually, I think his forefinger is his 'code' for the middle finger.....every time he waves it, he's flipping off somebody......usually the whole country.
wonderingrover
June 15th, 2009, 5:59 pm
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All your medical industry are belong to me.
Metal Conservative
June 15th, 2009, 5:59 pm
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Oops wrong finger! I meant this one. No really I did!
EnchantedFrog
June 15th, 2009, 6:03 pm
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"You'll just have to live with it.
After all, I WON."
clearcarbon
June 15th, 2009, 6:04 pm
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The fickle finger of fate and the AMA;
for whom the finger points; it points for thee.
hailreagan
June 15th, 2009, 6:08 pm
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I would like your support to turn you all into penniless fools who can only practice medicine if and when I say so. Are you with me?
YOU ARE GOOD!:clap:
Metal Conservative
June 15th, 2009, 6:10 pm
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You see I used another finger on the American people.
Metal Conservative
June 15th, 2009, 6:14 pm
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I will be president for this many terms!
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 6:17 pm
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harumph
June 15th, 2009, 6:19 pm
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Now, look. I have more experience in this, here finger, than all of you fools.
And don't forget it. I didn't get this job because of my looks, you know. :whistle:
wonderingrover
June 15th, 2009, 6:23 pm
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Now listen - we must hope for change, and change to produce hope. Change is necessary for us to have hope, and we must all hope for change. Hope. Change. Yes we can.
roger teekell
June 15th, 2009, 6:25 pm
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One.....Errr...uuhhhh...hhhmmmm...Rham told me what comes after "One".....DAMN!!
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 6:26 pm
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"Help! My teleprompter has fallen and can't get up!!"
wonderingrover
June 15th, 2009, 6:28 pm
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My....ummm...errr.....uhhh....fellow.......uuuhhh. ....ummmm....Americans......
OK - WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS STOLE MY TELEPROMPTER?????????????????
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 6:28 pm
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"My goal is to pay for the plan by raising all y'all's taxes only ONE time."
roger teekell
June 15th, 2009, 6:30 pm
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And the main point I want to make here...THE KEY to my plan for financing Healthcare in America IS....Hey look..A bunny.
Impenitent
June 15th, 2009, 6:31 pm
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hypnosis works better with a watch
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 6:32 pm
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"Can I get an amen??"
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 6:34 pm
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"I think this makes 58 states now."
Impenitent
June 15th, 2009, 6:35 pm
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put that shoe back on buddy...
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 6:35 pm
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"Hey, who called me a 'quack'?"
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 6:36 pm
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put that shoe back on buddy...
Excellent!! :))
StoneScratcher
June 15th, 2009, 6:36 pm
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"When it comes to the survival of
one life over the life of many parts as
a whole. One thing should come into
each and every intellectual mind here.
Ask not what you can do for your patients,
Ask what you can do for you country."
roger teekell
June 15th, 2009, 6:36 pm
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put that shoe back on buddy...
:))
Impenitent
June 15th, 2009, 6:36 pm
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(doing his best danny vermin impression)
I had a sister who was a doctor once...
ONCE.
roger teekell
June 15th, 2009, 6:37 pm
Excellent!! :))
I thought so too..
Post of the thread so far..
ExDem
June 15th, 2009, 6:37 pm
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Oooooooops. I thought AMA stood for "Adoring Media Association."
roger teekell
June 15th, 2009, 6:39 pm
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Booing??..Are you BOOING!!??
There's NO BOOING at one of my speeches.
wonderingrover
June 15th, 2009, 6:39 pm
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Pull my finger if you want to see a demonstration of the nucular option.
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 6:40 pm
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"I was just wondering if there's a procedure that keeps vice presidents' mouths shut??"
curtis123
June 15th, 2009, 6:44 pm
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"And from now on, all prostate exams will be done by Dr. Fatfinger."
George Walton
June 15th, 2009, 6:50 pm
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No!
You can't see my birth certificate!
.
Flyboy84
June 15th, 2009, 6:53 pm
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"You see..uh... I have no interest in... uhh... running the... ummm... health care... industry. I simply want to... ummm... control every aspect and... uhhh... every decision, and when it doesn't work... I'll... uh... blame it on all of you."
harumph
June 15th, 2009, 6:53 pm
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And like your logo, my medical plan is also a downward spiral.
These ideasss are not my own. Many countries are digging out from, uh, er, I mean utilizing these ideas.
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 6:54 pm
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"my apparent megalomania is merely a misdiagnosis."
roger teekell
June 15th, 2009, 6:54 pm
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Now let me be clear....Yes I do smoke...But that will Not stop me from telling other people not to.
StoneScratcher
June 15th, 2009, 6:57 pm
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"REDRUM...REDRUM...REDRUM."
http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/42884385/1889247
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 6:59 pm
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"it is time to make great leap backwards. it is time for China....er the Soviet states of Amerika to be prosperous, under me, Chairman Maobama"
BigBear
June 15th, 2009, 7:01 pm
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"Doctor, it hurts when I point."
"Then don't point."
"Yet Another Pointless Thread."
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 7:07 pm
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"Stop me if you heard this one ... a doctor, lawyer and a rabbi were on an airplane ... wait, a doctor, lawyer and a priest ... wait, ummmm, it was a doctor, and a, ummm, minister?? No, I think maybe it was a lawyer, a priest and a rabbi... ..... ummmm ... "
Flyboy84
June 15th, 2009, 7:07 pm
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And like your logo, my medical plan is also a downward spiral.
These ideasss are not my own. Many countries are digging out from, uh, er, I mean utilizing these ideas.
:)):)):clap:
I laughed for a solid ten minutes
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 7:08 pm
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"I think I am turning Japanese.....and walking like an Egyptian"
roger teekell
June 15th, 2009, 7:09 pm
"Yet Another Pointless Thread."
Hey BigBear...What are you doing in this pointless thread?
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 7:09 pm
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"I need your help ... an emergency brain transplant ... before this country implodes."
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 7:10 pm
Hey BigBear...What are you doing in this pointless thread?
Made a post, because the thread is so pointless that it forced him to type a reply, and thus bump it to the top of the forum.
will he do it again?
of course.
free advertising!
:))
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 7:11 pm
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"Kenya spare some healing herbs, mon??"
PSBandit
June 15th, 2009, 7:19 pm
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Im not a doctor, I just want to play one with your tax dollars....
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 7:20 pm
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"And the most important part is the 'Destruction of personal records act,' which we need to make retroactive to 1961."
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 7:20 pm
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"Death to Amerika, the US KKK of A!!"
agent_86
June 15th, 2009, 7:22 pm
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Just like your logo here, my plan for the medical industry, like my plans for everything else, will continue the death spiral of capitalism and usher in the socialist utopia you here at AMA have been working for!!
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 7:23 pm
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"I'm testing which way the wind is blowing on this plan before we decide what to do next."
StoneScratcher
June 15th, 2009, 7:26 pm
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"So? Where did you say I place
that ointment?"
agent_86
June 15th, 2009, 7:28 pm
http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2009/06/15/obamax.jpg
And like your logo, my medical plan is also a downward spiral.
These ideasss are not my own. Many countries are digging out from, uh, er, I mean utilizing these ideas.
Crap! I didn't see your post before I posted mine... :)) very similar.
I just noticed after I posted, because someone had commented on yours.
That logo and Obama seem to go together so nicely. That was all I could focus on while reading 3 pages!!
Great minds, I guess... :clap:
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 7:28 pm
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"If you pull my finger, I can solve our energy problem too."
StoneScratcher
June 15th, 2009, 7:29 pm
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"Chris Matthews! This one's for you!"
opsyscw
June 15th, 2009, 7:32 pm
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Bend over and feel my stimulus plan.
roger teekell
June 15th, 2009, 7:34 pm
WOW!!
What a great thread...
Some creative people in here..
StoneScratcher
June 15th, 2009, 7:34 pm
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Bend over and feel my stimulus plan.
:))
roger teekell
June 15th, 2009, 7:34 pm
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Bend over and feel my stimulus plan.
:))..That's funny
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 7:34 pm
what makes it really good is that most of the statements have a lot of truth to them
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 7:35 pm
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"I'm only asking you to sacrifice so I can be re-elected."
roger teekell
June 15th, 2009, 7:41 pm
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And the number ONE reason I agree with Sarah Palin in her war with David Letterman IS......
dittoheadAZ
June 15th, 2009, 9:26 pm
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"Now, I'm only going to say this one time. I did not have any kind of inappropriate relationship with General Motors."
spinach
June 15th, 2009, 9:31 pm
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"It's true I've smoked................ tons of crack. Maybe several thousand tons. Maybe enough to build............an aircraft carrier. But I stand before you......today......aaaaaand......
say...I didn't inhale. "
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 10:27 pm
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"This is the moment the health care industry began to heal .... ummm, I mean that I began to heal the health care industry. Yes, I'm a big heal .... er."
dittoheadAZ
June 15th, 2009, 10:27 pm
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bend over and feel my stimulus plan.
:)) :)) :)) :)) :))
+24
Socrates
June 15th, 2009, 10:29 pm
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When I co-sponsored that bill I thought it meant that only Republican presidents couldn't fire Inspectors General without giving 30 days notice and a valid reason.
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 10:30 pm
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"Turn your head and cough health industry. I've got you by the ..."
agent_86
June 15th, 2009, 10:36 pm
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Look guys, if you put a little of me ahead of you, we're the same.
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 10:39 pm
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" .... nuts, get your hot, fresh nuts!!"
Billy_Bob
June 15th, 2009, 10:44 pm
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Hey America, pull my finger.
Well that explains the gas coming from his mouth...
Billy_Bob
June 15th, 2009, 10:51 pm
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"My goal is to pay for the plan by raising all y'all's taxes only ONE time."
So here's the new tax form.....
List pay amount here:_________
SEND IT IN............................................NOW!
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 11:00 pm
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"Abort, must abort."
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 11:05 pm
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"Open wide and say ooooo-bah-mawwwww."
penner01
June 15th, 2009, 11:10 pm
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Bend over and feel my stimulus plan.First ya gotta unclench your fist.
Blemonds
June 15th, 2009, 11:11 pm
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Your taxes won't go up one dime. A hundred thousand dimes, sure. But one dime? Never
ksdb
June 15th, 2009, 11:17 pm
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"Here, let me test your gag reflex!"
mrsc696
June 16th, 2009, 12:50 am
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This finger stinks worse than my healthcare plan.
davetexas
June 16th, 2009, 1:55 am
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"When I point at you and call your name,just follow the guy with the black robe and sicle. "
ksdb
June 16th, 2009, 2:41 am
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"Yes, we Can-ada."
wonderingrover
June 16th, 2009, 4:01 am
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Ok, here's where you come in: I need you to get your patients drugged up enough that they will believe anything I say. I will then reveal my healthcare reform ideas, and tell them to call their congressmen to tell them they need to pass a bill to that effect.
StoneScratcher
June 16th, 2009, 7:20 am
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"I never point any fingers at myself.
Even when I am pointing at you."
StoneScratcher
June 16th, 2009, 7:20 am
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"Yes, we Can-ada."
Clever! LOL!
nortman
June 16th, 2009, 7:28 am
I've lost my sense of humor on this subject. Yesterday, President Obama told teh AMA, "screw you, I'm putting all of you out of business". He wants government control of healthcare, which means limiting what tests/procedures/exams/consults a patient can have, and yet he is not willing to cap the malpractice awards that doctors have to pay. So, he is going to limit what doctors are allowed to order, but won't protect them from the inevitable lawsuits that are going to be filed because doctors are limited in what the are allowed to do. President Obama is in the pocket of trial lawyers and is doing everything that he can to try to make them wealthier.
coodaddy
June 16th, 2009, 7:53 am
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"At this time, I'd like to take a moment to give a shout out to all my homies down in cell block six......"
Charlie A
June 16th, 2009, 8:06 am
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"I don't see the reason for all these expensive machines and tests. Now this is a highly effective and inexpensive diagnostic tool..."
Charlie A
June 16th, 2009, 8:08 am
I've lost my sense of humor on this subject. Yesterday, President Obama told teh AMA, "screw you, I'm putting all of you out of business". He wants government control of healthcare, which means limiting what tests/procedures/exams/consults a patient can have, and yet he is not willing to cap the malpractice awards that doctors have to pay. So, he is going to limit what doctors are allowed to order, but won't protect them from the inevitable lawsuits that are going to be filed because doctors are limited in what the are allowed to do. President Obama is in the pocket of trial lawyers and is doing everything that he can to try to make them wealthier.
They were booing him... that may be a novel experience. At least this brings the doctors vs. lawyers issue into the light once again, but of course I doubt the media will do any sort of in-depth analysis.
wonderingrover
June 16th, 2009, 8:38 am
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My fellow Americans,
It is high time we took medical care out of the hands of greedy doctors who spent years training for their careers, and place it in the hands of greedy politicians like myself who have no experience at....well, anything....
[after a moment of thought]: Ok, who put the wrong speech on the teleprompter???
nortman
June 16th, 2009, 3:31 pm
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My fellow Americans,
It is high time we took medical care out of the hands of greedy doctors who spent years training for their careers, and place it in the hands of greedy politicians like myself who have no experience at....well, anything....
[after a moment of thought]: Ok, who put the wrong speech on the teleprompter???Okay, I chuckled a little
ksdb
June 16th, 2009, 3:38 pm
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"If this speech isn't convincing enough, please watch me on the Obama Broadcasting Network when I hold my next prime-time appearance."
Mohawk5
June 16th, 2009, 3:40 pm
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"I WON!!! I am #1!!!"
ctherc
June 16th, 2009, 3:46 pm
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My brother's hut is this big!
ksdb
June 16th, 2009, 3:48 pm
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"Do any of you doctors have a cure for an inflated ego??"
agent_86
June 16th, 2009, 8:22 pm
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"I don't want to brag, but... You know what I'm sayin..."
Billy_Bob
June 16th, 2009, 9:10 pm
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Bernie Maddoff was just me practicing for the big time...
SonsofLiberty
June 16th, 2009, 9:12 pm
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"and when I say your taxes will go up, I mean straight up"
Billy_Bob
June 16th, 2009, 9:14 pm
They were booing him... that may be a novel experience. At least this brings the doctors vs. lawyers issue into the light once again, but of course I doubt the media will do any sort of in-depth analysis.
Given that Obama is good at finger waving and he likes to teach the art... are you sure you want an "IN DEPTH" analysis?:whistle:
SonsofLiberty
June 16th, 2009, 9:16 pm
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As Obama points towards Mecca, he once again explains how the US is not a Christian nation, but actually one of the largest Muslim nations.
coodaddy
June 16th, 2009, 9:22 pm
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"I don't want to brag, but... You know what I'm sayin..."
Good One! Subtle and very clever.....
Billy_Bob
June 16th, 2009, 9:37 pm
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I am better than any of you proctologists.... I can do TWO exams at once...
Sniff if you don't beleive me...
agent_86
June 16th, 2009, 9:46 pm
Good One! Subtle and very clever.....
I'll be here all week...
clearcarbon
June 16th, 2009, 11:13 pm
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Unlike previous administrations,
we will be introducing age
specific health care, which
for you seniors, will be a
hearse-of-a-different-color
from what you've become
accustomed to.
ksdb
June 16th, 2009, 11:23 pm
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And now for something completely different ....
A man with a tape recorder up his nose.
2underPar
June 16th, 2009, 11:23 pm
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"You doctors and you typical white people can sit on my finger and spin."