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Miss America
June 10th, 2009, 7:30 pm
President Barack Obama eats his vegetables and exercises every day — and he really wants you to do the same.

From the White House garden to his picks for top health jobs, Obama is telling America’s McDonald’s-loving, couch-dwelling, doctor-phobic populace that things are about to change.

Don’t be fooled by the presidential burger runs. Obama and Congress are moving across several fronts to give government a central role in making America healthier — raising expectations among public health experts of a new era of activism unlike any before.

Any health care reform plan that Obama signs is almost certain to call for nutrition counseling, obesity screenings and wellness programs at workplaces and community centers. He wants more time in the school day for physical fitness, more nutritious school lunches and more bike paths, walking paths and grocery stores in underserved areas.

read the rest here:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0609/23559.html#ixzz0I4LyFtaD&D

Well gee whiz..pretty soon you're not going to have to make any of your own decisions....The Government will make all of them for you..

Patranus
June 10th, 2009, 7:32 pm
Is he going to start by quitting smoking?

hailreagan
June 10th, 2009, 7:33 pm
As he goes out to the veranda and inhales deeply, savoring his hidden cigs........

He has also called for us to make sacrifices as he takes his wife on expensive dates in New York and Paris..................................hmm

Stars&Stripes
June 10th, 2009, 7:39 pm
Hypocrite. Quit smoking first. What a loser.

mydadsamuslimatheist
June 10th, 2009, 7:41 pm
Hypocrite. Quit smoking first. What a loser.
Hellooooooooooo, Barney Frank !!!!!:))

Miss America
June 10th, 2009, 7:41 pm
So..is it safe to assume that Government cheese..is going to be replaced by Government tofu?

TCUFan
June 10th, 2009, 7:42 pm
As soon as he kicks the coffin nails.

TCUFan

dizzy3a
June 10th, 2009, 7:43 pm
How dare you all point out his flaws. Doesn't his caring for you mean nothing at all. You should appreciate such a divine man, and all he does for you FOR HIM.

VCaddy05
June 10th, 2009, 7:46 pm
[quote=Miss America;55905681]President Barack Obama eats his vegetables and exercises every day — and he really wants you to do the same.

From the White House garden to his picks for top health jobs, Obama is telling America’s McDonald’s-loving, couch-dwelling, doctor-phobic populace that things are about to change.

Jesus Christ can we do anything right.

pattyk
June 10th, 2009, 7:46 pm
if I was rich and had a cook I'd eat better too.

maybe he can handle that for me.

what a maroon

darknessesedge
June 10th, 2009, 7:47 pm
President Barack Obama eats his vegetables and exercises every day — and he really wants you to do the same.

From the White House garden to his picks for top health jobs, Obama is telling America’s McDonald’s-loving, couch-dwelling, doctor-phobic populace that things are about to change.

Don’t be fooled by the presidential burger runs. Obama and Congress are moving across several fronts to give government a central role in making America healthier — raising expectations among public health experts of a new era of activism unlike any before.

Any health care reform plan that Obama signs is almost certain to call for nutrition counseling, obesity screenings and wellness programs at workplaces and community centers. He wants more time in the school day for physical fitness, more nutritious school lunches and more bike paths, walking paths and grocery stores in underserved areas.

read the rest here:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0609/23559.html#ixzz0I4LyFtaD&D

Well gee whiz..pretty soon you're not going to have to make any of your own decisions....The Government will make all of them for you..

will we get free richard simmons videos?

Miss America
June 10th, 2009, 7:48 pm
[quote=Miss America;55905681]President Barack Obama eats his vegetables and exercises every day — and he really wants you to do the same.

From the White House garden to his picks for top health jobs, Obama is telling America’s McDonald’s-loving, couch-dwelling, doctor-phobic populace that things are about to change.

Jesus Christ can we do anything right.

Not according to the left..you and I are just not sufficiently intelligent nor educated to make decisions about things like what you will eat, where you will work and what you will do with the money that you earn while doing that work..

timjy
June 10th, 2009, 7:54 pm
And play basketball with a pack of camels in our tee shirt cough !cough!:wall:.

how foolish of me do as the great one says not as he does

Stars&Stripes
June 10th, 2009, 8:00 pm
Wait, listen, Obama is speaking.

Obama: "You all need to work out and...cough, cough..hack, hack."

Obama: "Time for me to fire up another one."

Security speaking to Obama: "Sir, uh, you can't fire that up."

Obama: "Why not?"

Security: "It's illegal. It's a controlled substance."

Obama: "Oops... wrong pack."

timjy
June 10th, 2009, 8:02 pm
Wait, listen, Obama is speaking.

Obama: "You all need to work out and...cough, cough..hack, hack."

Obama: "Time for me to fire up another one."

Security speaking to Obama: "Sir, uh, you can't fire that up."

Obama: "Why not?"

Security: "It's illegal. It's a controlled substance."

Obama: "Oops... wrong pack."

A pizza from chicago 25.00
A beer from milwaukee 5.00
A camel after priceless

1970Steve
June 10th, 2009, 8:03 pm
Land of the free.....just don't eat the cheeseburgers.

CrusaderFrank
June 10th, 2009, 8:03 pm
Obama thinks everyone in the USA is like his base: helpless, hopeless and can't dress themselves without Gubbamental help

Miss America
June 10th, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sort of seems that the only choice that he and his pals think that you can handle is whether or not to abort...

Drew2
June 10th, 2009, 8:18 pm
Is he going to start by quitting smoking?

:)) I was just thinking the same about myself today. I eat very healthy and have a good exercise regimen. But those damn cigarettes!

dizzy3a
June 10th, 2009, 8:20 pm
Land of the free.....just don't eat the cheeseburgers.

Will this include grilling them as well... If so, so much for summer holidays and vacations.

goeagles
June 10th, 2009, 8:21 pm
President Barack Obama eats his vegetables and exercises every day — and he really wants you to do the same.

From the White House garden to his picks for top health jobs, Obama is telling America’s McDonald’s-loving, couch-dwelling, doctor-phobic populace that things are about to change.

Don’t be fooled by the presidential burger runs. Obama and Congress are moving across several fronts to give government a central role in making America healthier — raising expectations among public health experts of a new era of activism unlike any before.

Any health care reform plan that Obama signs is almost certain to call for nutrition counseling, obesity screenings and wellness programs at workplaces and community centers. He wants more time in the school day for physical fitness, more nutritious school lunches and more bike paths, walking paths and grocery stores in underserved areas.

read the rest here:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0609/23559.html#ixzz0I4LyFtaD&D

Well gee whiz..pretty soon you're not going to have to make any of your own decisions....The Government will make all of them for you..
Ah!
Shades of JFK.

darknessesedge
June 10th, 2009, 8:23 pm
I wonder if bill clinton still jogs thru the mcdonalds drive thru window for his orders of double cheeseburgers and biggie fries?

nunyadb
June 10th, 2009, 8:24 pm
Check your history, Nazi Germany went on a big health and fitness kick under
Hitler also. The parallels keep adding up between the Fascist and the would-be
Fascists government.

Is Obama the new Hitler ?
No, but he's taking the same types of control and doing it in
far less time.
I wonder who the scapegoat for the masses will be in the new
Fascist States of America ?

rckirby
June 10th, 2009, 8:25 pm
Who does he think he is ...... God or something???? Sheesh

nunyadb
June 10th, 2009, 8:26 pm
Ah!
Shades of JFK.

Not hardly.
Shades of Fascism is much more like it.

nunyadb
June 10th, 2009, 8:27 pm
Who does he think he is ...... God or something???? Sheesh

To the liberal, there is no God, there is however, The "messiah".
"The One", who is to be believed, followed, and obeyed regardless of all else.

rckirby
June 10th, 2009, 8:28 pm
Check your history, Nazi Germany went on a big health and fitness kick under
Hitler also. The parallels keep adding up between the Fascist and the would-be
Fascists government.

Is Obama the new Hitler ?
No, but he's taking the same types of control and doing it in
far less time.
I wonder who the scapegoat for the masses will be in the new
Fascist States of America ?

Mickey Dees.....them and their damnable double cheeseyburgers.......which used to be on the Dollar Menu, but have risen to $1.27 (including tax).

darknessesedge
June 10th, 2009, 8:30 pm
my guess obama will give us a health czar

dizzy3a
June 10th, 2009, 8:33 pm
To the liberal, there is no God, there is however, The "messiah".
"The One", who is to be believed, followed, and obeyed regardless of all else.

I was told yesterday on this board that Jesus was the great Re-distrubutor of wealth. Socialism was divine, they went on. And that seeking wealth was sin. And finally, the rich are goiing to HELL.

rckirby
June 10th, 2009, 8:33 pm
To the liberal, there is no God, there is however, The "messiah".
"The One", who is to be believed, followed, and obeyed regardless of all else.

:)) :))

I am so glad I'm not a liberal/progressive....they think they are a protected species when his plans go full tilt..........little do they know they are expendable once the 'plan' is executed.

Useful Idiots that they are.

Only conservatives will know how to survive without the gubmint teat......kinda like the whole Darwin theory.....

adapt or die...... and libs don't know how to feed themselves without the goobermint telling them how.

rckirby
June 10th, 2009, 8:35 pm
my guess obama will give us a health czar

Shhhhhhhhhhh from your lips to 'god's' ear......... :silenced:

1970Steve
June 10th, 2009, 8:36 pm
If I wanted government mandated physical fitness i would have joined the military.

dizzy3a
June 10th, 2009, 8:38 pm
If I wanted government mandated physical fitness i would have joined the military.

HMMMM...maybe he is thinking he will need to re-institute the draft.

opsyscw
June 10th, 2009, 8:38 pm
And I'm sure he won't forget to add a tax to all those health foods, so we can help everyone eat healthy.

rckirby
June 10th, 2009, 8:38 pm
I was told yesterday on this board that Jesus was the great Re-distrubutor of wealth. Socialism was divine, they went on. And that seeking wealth was sin. And finally, the rich are goiing to HELL.

Is our president considered 'rich'???????????????????????????? Are movie stars, singing stars and sports players considered rich???? How 'bout most federal politicians?????????

Or is it only the folks that actually helped PRODUCE A PRODUCT or BUILD A COMPANY that are rich (and evil)??????

agent_86
June 10th, 2009, 8:40 pm
Health supplements and healthy foods are a huge business in this country. Are we gonna have health police to enforce?

simssk
June 10th, 2009, 8:41 pm
Is our president considered 'rich'???????????????????????????? YES Are movie stars, singing stars and sports players considered rich???? YES How 'bout most federal politicians????????? YES

Or is it only the folks that actually helped PRODUCE A PRODUCT or BUILD A COMPANY that are rich (and evil)??????

But they are exempt. The democratic platform is not to pay your own personal taxes but tax the living hell out of everyone else.

Porkulus Hummer
June 10th, 2009, 8:43 pm
Hypocrite. Quit smoking first. What a loser.

If you want, I can give you the list of all US presidents (Democrat and Republican) who smoked. I guess they're all losers.

gohandbq
June 10th, 2009, 8:44 pm
What will happen to the good old boys network if everybody stops eating at Mcdonalds, jack in the box, carls, burger king, in n out, wendys etc.

The government already stop one mcdonalds from going up in CA somewhere.

If people stop eating at mcdonalds, then that will really destroy a lot of the good old boys networks money supply. lol.

1970Steve
June 10th, 2009, 8:45 pm
If you want, I can give you the list of all US presidents (Democrat and Republican) who smoked. I guess they're all losers.

Can you list the ones that also sought government mandated fitness?

darknessesedge
June 10th, 2009, 8:46 pm
What will happen to the good old boys network if everybody stops eating at Mcdonalds, jack in the box, carls, burger king, in n out, wendys etc.

The government already stop one mcdonalds from going up in CA somewhere.

If people stop eating at mcdonalds, then that will really destroy a lot of the good old boys networks money supply. lol.

not from my cold dead hands will I give up my mcdonalds fries...

agent_86
June 10th, 2009, 8:49 pm
What will happen to the good old boys network if everybody stops eating at Mcdonalds, jack in the box, carls, burger king, in n out, wendys etc.

The government already stop one mcdonalds from going up in CA somewhere.

If people stop eating at mcdonalds, then that will really destroy a lot of the good old boys networks money supply. lol.

I can't make out what you're trying to say...

gohandbq
June 10th, 2009, 8:52 pm
I can't make out what you're trying to say... A lot of the good old boys network supplys meat and dairy products. Anything that has to do with a cow in other words.
yep yep yep... lol

agent_86
June 10th, 2009, 8:54 pm
A lot of the good old boys network supplys meat and dairy products. Anything that has to to with a cow in other words.
yep yep yep... lol

I guess I missed something. Sorry to interrupt.

supreme_war_Pig
June 10th, 2009, 8:54 pm
not from my cold dead hands will I give up my mcdonalds fries...

Sigh.....I remember McDonald's fries......

darknessesedge
June 10th, 2009, 8:54 pm
my choice for fat czar
http://www.businesstravellogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/richard-simmons.jpg

Your mighty!