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WhiteHatBobby
May 27th, 2009, 12:49 pm
It got to me while thinking of the next Obama Department of Transportation mandate:

You will drive a 2-seat microcar that uses re-refined motor oil from ObamaOil, Inc. as exclusive lubricant with "lubed-for-life" chassis parts, and uses low rolling resistance 12" retread tyres that has a motorcycle engine and runs only on alcohol.

Is this the mandate for cars of the future under Obama Mandates that all automakers, regardless of country, must make for this nation?
Samm
May 27th, 2009, 3:36 pm
It got to me while thinking of the next Obama Department of Transportation mandate:

You will drive a 2-seat microcar that runs on re-refined motor oil from ObamaOil, Inc., and uses low rolling resistance 12" retread tyres that has a motorcycle engine and runs only on alcohol.

Is this the mandate for cars of the future under Obama Mandates that all automakers, regardless of country, must make for this nation?

Make up your mind... does it run on re-cycled motor oil or on alcohol? :eh:
WhiteHatBobby
May 28th, 2009, 11:08 pm
It runs on alcohol but is lubricated by recycled motor oil.

I talked to a Department of Transportation employee while fixing her computer today and she said the government's ideas are absurd! No wonder post office trucks keep blowing engines.
sgdp
May 28th, 2009, 11:10 pm
Are you of British origin? :)

It doesn't end. Wouldn't surprise me. Remember the "Check your air pressure"?
Finality
May 28th, 2009, 11:59 pm
My dreamcar! Where can I buy one?