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jaggy
May 4th, 2009, 3:28 am
This story only make you say God moves in a mysterious way all things is possible no matter what the circumstances are. I like to share this story I read a week ago from one of my recieve forward e-mail

GOD BLESS THE TROOPS AND ALL THEIR HARDWORKS:flag::flag::flag:

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Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq ..


My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them from the ladies auxiliary were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you.

He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a female care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, 'Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him.' I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, he shares it with Marine X.


He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, 'What'd we get this time?'


But my son said they had the most fun with Marine X's package. He said he wasn't sure who it was supposed to go to, but the panties were size 20, and he said one of the guys got on top of the Humvee and jumped off with the panties over his head and yelled, 'Look at me, I'm a n Airborne Ranger!!!!'


One of the guys attached the panties to an antenna and it blew in the wind like a windsock. He said it entertained them for quite awhile. Then of course.......they had those tampons. When he brought this up, my imagination just went running, but he continued.


My son said they had to go on a mission and Marine X wanted the Chap-Stick and lotion for the trip. He grabbed a bunch of the items from his care package and got in the Humvee. As luck would have it he grabbed the tampons too, and my son said everyone was teasing him about 'not forgetting his feminine hygiene products.'

He said things went well for a while, then the convoy was ambushed and a Marine was shot. He said the wound was pretty clean, but it was deep. He said they were administering first aid but couldn't get the bleeding to slow down, and someone said, 'Hey! Use Marine X's tampons!' My son said they put the tampon in the wound. At this point my son profoundly told Me, 'Mom, did you know that tampons expand?' ('Well....yeah!')


They successfully slowed the bleeding until the guy got better medical attention. When they went to check on him la ter, the surgeon told them, 'You guys saved his life. If you hadn't stopped that bleeding he would have bled to death.' My Son said, 'Mom, the tampons sent by the Marine Moms by mistake saved a Marine's life.'


At this point I asked him, 'Well, what did you do with the rest of the tampons?'

He said, 'Oh, we divided them up and we all have them in our flak jackets, and I kept two for our first aid kit.'


I am absolutely amazed by the ingenuity of our Marines. I can't believe that something that started out as a mistake then turned into a joke, ended up saving someone's life. My sister said she doesn't believe in mistakes. She believes God had a plan all along.... She believes that 'female care package' was sent to Marine X to save our Marine.


Either way, our efforts have boosted the morale of many Marines, provided much needed items for our troops, AND saved the life of a Marine! God bless every one of you for your efforts and hard work, and God bless our Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force and all our military service personnel.

Seanachie
May 4th, 2009, 11:49 am
Hello Jaggy,

A very interesting story. The tampons are also sterile for obvious reasons. Applying it to a wound that saved this man's life is indeed a Godsend despite the ribbing this fellow will get for the rest of his life.

Many years ago I was in a barroom and the Female Bartender was a bit grumpy and out of sorts. I had another female go into the ladies room to purchase for me a tampon. I tore it open and set it on the bar. A few minutes later I yelled for the Bartender to fix me up another drink in a frosted mug. Just as she was done pouring the draft beer; I picked up the tampon, bit off the string and tossed it at her yelling; "Incoming! Perhaps this will improve your disposition!"

A few seconds later this lovely bartender walked up and 'accidentally' knocked the beer mug over and into my lap with her infamous words: "Whoops! Sorry! Perhaps that will improve YOUR disposition and sterilize your pickle in a peck for someone that might actually want or have some need of it!" She walked away with a cackling laugh which was joined by some other females. The Bartender was indeed quick on her feet and wit as well. Methinks it was a 'feminine' conspiracy! LOL

Moral of the story: Don't be tossing 'incoming' tampons like grenades at 'out of sorts' females unless you have the want or need to shrink a pickle in that peck of your lap.

God Bless all of our Marines and all of our Soldiers and the MOM who sent the care package.

Jim

RTchoke
May 4th, 2009, 12:13 pm
One of the Deputies here told me they buy feminine napkins and use them as compresses. They work better than what is provided in the First Aid kits.

BillyBobUSA
May 4th, 2009, 3:26 pm
Marines are an interesting group of good men.

God bless everyone of them.

Samm
May 4th, 2009, 5:14 pm
Great story... I am not one to believe in Divine intervention, but if I were on the fence, this would probably put me over to that side. I hope the Brass pays attention and outfits all medical emergency kits with a half dozen or so tampons. Sometimes what would seem to be the most obvious simple things are only discovered by accident; my hat is off to these Marines for their quick witted innovation. And I do not mind sharing some of that praise with God.

angelicmadrigal
May 4th, 2009, 8:55 pm
One of the Deputies here told me they buy feminine napkins and use them as compresses. They work better than what is provided in the First Aid kits.

Why do you think I refer to the uber absorbent "overnight" pads as "you know, the pads that staunch arterial bleeding"?

EmmanuelGoldstein
May 5th, 2009, 8:40 am
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Lady Liberty
May 5th, 2009, 1:09 pm
Amazing.