Zombie Flu, after you die from Swine Flu your heart revives and you become a ZOMBIE!

[StoneScratcher]

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency plans.

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

Is this a joke? Or did Michael Jackson, complete in his mask, recreate a global form of Thriller?

[ValricoKate]

:eek:

I thought that this was a joke thread!
According to this http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1450441 ...no joke.

That is just weird.

[Beccaria]

I don't buy this. Somebody's been reading World War Z one too many times.

[ValricoKate]

Even after reading the BBC article it still reads like an April Fools joke.

really odd.

[Beccaria]

Bounce with me?

That's not BBC.

[Camp]

The only known cure is government control of everything, especially health care.

This is no joke.

[CAPTBEACH]

Even after reading the BBC article it still reads like an April Fools joke.

really odd.

It is a joke...

[Beccaria]

*in Lon Chaney voice* "They're coming to get you, Barbara...."

[CAPTBEACH]

Bounce with me?

That's not BBC.

TA...Daaaaaaaa...you win...pick a prize...any prize from the bottom shelf...

[ValricoKate]

It is a joke ...
bbc doesn't come over as bounce generally...

someone rigged this up to look like a legit story ...

besides what is a Z protein coat????

[ValricoKate]

Damn,
My slow typing abilities....

[CAPTBEACH]

It is a joke ...
bbc doesn't come over as bounce generally...

someone rigged this up to look like a legit story ...

besides what is a Z protein coat????

ITS FRIDAY and only one confirmed case of Swine Flu in my area...funny the .GOV wont tell us were...just somewhere in Hampton Roads...trying to head off a flood of hypochondriacs overloading the ER's ????

:)):clap::)):clap::)):clap::)):clap:

[freethinkeratl]

I was certain this was real.

I thought that after death ACRON registered you as a (D) then you re-animate chanting yes we can, change, hope.


:razz::razz::razz:

[CrusaderFrank]

I am the ZOMBY WOOF
I'm that creature all the ladies been
Talkin' about

I am the ZOMBY WOOF
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

[CAPTBEACH]

I was certain this was real.

I thought that after death ACRON registered you as a (D) then you re-animate chanting yes we can, change, hope.


:razz::razz::razz:

OMG that was funny...Its FRIDAY PEOPLE...and my kitchen re-model is one week closer to completion...6 has turned into 10..i gotta laugh to keep from crying...

[Iggy]

:))

[LadyGunSlinger]

I am the ZOMBY WOOF
I'm that creature all the ladies been
Talkin' about

I am the ZOMBY WOOF
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF




You're too funny!:))

"I am the Walrus," googoogajoob ;-)

[cmorlan]

Bounce with me?

That's not BBC.
oh good catch...

[clearcarbon]

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency plans.

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

Is this a joke? Or did Michael Jackson, complete in his mask, recreate a global form of Thriller?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v416/clearcarbon/kery/Obma/Nobama_zombie300.jpg

[BasicGreatGuy]

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency plans.

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

Is this a joke? Or did Michael Jackson, complete in his mask, recreate a global form of Thriller?

That story is bogus.

[BasicGreatGuy]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g37/basicgreatguy/debunked_arguments.jpg

[KatyG]

I don't buy this. Somebody's been reading World War Z one too many times.

That book is great.
Run out and get that Zombie Survival Guide by the same author, Max Brooks