A Liberals litmus test of what constitutes torture

[skippy]

1. Closing the local Starbucks


add to the list as you will:angel:

[Mortis]

A free Hatebreed concert

[RedStatePaPa]

Any mention of Cheney's name.

[skippy]

a days work for a days pay rules

[Mortis]

People getting mad at you because you're caught with 90k in marked bills in your freezer

[putputpanorama]

The truth? Maybe facts?

[Conservative16]

Plastic trendy emo box framed glasses go out of style, meaning the market for them erodes and are no longer sold

[skippy]

watching the view? Oh wait that is a cons version of torture

[Mortis]

Canadians getting mad at you

[hatman]

Paying almost as much in income tax as the average U.S. family income.

[mrsc696]

Taxing the rich.

[Mortis]

Being a housewife is cool again

[Mortis]

To avoid bankruptcy, Whole Foods is bought by Wal-Mart

[Hoobeedoo Bejesus]

Not having my guns taken from me because I am not on a DHS report.

Oh wait, that's not torture.

[skippy]

To avoid bankruptcy, Whole Foods is bought by Wal-Mart
finding a link between granola and cancer

[Mortis]

Birkenstock starts making only sensible shoes with proper ankle support

[putputpanorama]

Taxing the rich.

Come on man! Thats not touture for them, thats what they are good at!

[Blemonds]

Fair Elections

[Mortis]

Their daughter bringing me home for dinner

[mgifford]

Judith Miller on Sean said "it makes no difference, water boarding is wrong". She could care less if lives are lost, don't do water boarding.

[harumph]

Having to listen to the right say "we tried to warn you" for 4 years.