The Best Joke You've Ever Heard

[CaughtInTheMiddle]

Here's the rules...

1) It has to be fall down on the floor/crying funny
2) If someone says it's lame, go back and erase it IF the 'challenger' posts a joke themselves

[melinda]

I don't like rule #2 ... :))

[RayMan]

I don't like rule #2 ... :))

Considering your style of jokery I understand why. :angel:

[melinda]

Considering your style of jokery I understand why. :angel:

exactly ... I love lame. :)

[RayMan]

exactly ... I love lame. :)

My right leg is kind of gimpy.

[CaughtInTheMiddle]

Deleted per rule #2

[RayMan]

Those billable hours will get you every time.

[supreme_war_Pig]

Here's the rules...

1) It has to be fall down on the floor/crying funny
2) If someone says it's lame, go back and erase it (OKAY, I CHANGED MY MIND, IGNORE THIS RULE)

I think rule #2 oughtta stand, but ONLY if the 'challenger' posts a joke themselves.

[RayMan]

Ooh. Dueling Jokes. Nice touch.

[CaughtInTheMiddle]

I think rule #2 oughtta stand, but ONLY if the 'challenger' posts a joke themselves.

Done

[CID_0687]

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five.” “Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two.” “How’s you get that?” the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: “We added up your time sheets.”
Lame!! :mrgreen:


Barack Obama is on an airplane. He sits next to a little girl about 9 years old. He says, "Hi, I'm Barack Obama." The little girl says, "So, what do you wanna talk about?" He says, "You pick."

"Okay" she says, " Deer, cattle and horses all eat the same thing, grass. But when a deer goes to the bathroom it's pellets, when a cow goes it a big patty, when horses go it's big round clumps. So, how do all of these animals eat the same thing, and yet it comes out differently?"

Obama sat for a minute and then said, "I don't know."

The little girl looked at him and said, "Well, how do you expect to change America if you don't know ****?"

[CaughtInTheMiddle]

I hope this joke doesn't get me banned.


This is a visual joke so you have to imagine that I'm holding up my index finger and middle finger of my right hand. "Why should every woman in the world pleasure themselves with these two fingers?"

"Cause they're mine."

[WJStafford]

It's kind of lame...


A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.

[CID_0687]

It's kind of lame...


A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.
:))

[CaughtInTheMiddle]

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