Racist President orders murder of Three Black Teen Somali Coast Guard Volunteers

[dittoheadAZ]

At least, that would be the headline if we imagine that :liar:bama was a Conservative (a stretch of the imagination indeed!), or that Bush was still in charge.

According to David "Rodham" Gergen, killing these thugs (sorry, that should be "undocumented income redistributionists") is going to take away from :liar:bama's "outreach" to Muslims.

Al "Brawley" Sharpton doesn't even call them pirates. Instead, they're members of the "Voluntary Coast Guard in Somalia".

So now that the three pirates ("water-based community organizers") have been sent to their graves ("early temporal unjustified disposal regions"), when are Code Stink and Moo On Dot Org going to talk about ":liar:bama lied, good men died"?

And the victims are all black. Doesn't that automatically make :liar:bama a racist?

But don't worry, the pirates ("disadvantaged maritime fund-reallocators") will be protected, according to some idiot at the International Maritime Bureau (Noel Choong, if anyone wants to know which idiot in particular it is this time): "We do not approve or support that crews be armed. Once you start arming the crew, then the pirates will start shooting the crew, even an unarmed crew." That's right. Outlaw guns, so only outlaws will have guns, and then we'll all be a lot safer.

What's next - charges against our military for firing on the pirates? (Sorry, that's "contingent monetary reallocation specialists".)

[Plasmaball]

This is just overly sad....
Let it go.

[Grand Wazoo]

At least, that would be the headline if we imagine that :liar:bama was a Conservative (a stretch of the imagination indeed!), or that Bush was still in charge.

According to David "Rodham" Gergen, killing these thugs (sorry, that should be "undocumented income redistributionists") is going to take away from :liar:bama's "outreach" to Muslims.

Al "Brawley" Sharpton doesn't even call them pirates. Instead, they're members of the "Voluntary Coast Guard in Somalia".

So now that the three pirates ("water-based community organizers") have been sent to their graves ("early temporal unjustified disposal regions"), when are Code Stink and Moo On Dot Org going to talk about ":liar:bama lied, good men died"?

And the victims are all black. Doesn't that automatically make :liar:bama a racist?

But don't worry, the pirates ("disadvantaged maritime fund-reallocators") will be protected, according to some idiot at the International Maritime Bureau (Noel Choong, if anyone wants to know which idiot in particular it is this time): "We do not approve or support that crews be armed. Once you start arming the crew, then the pirates will start shooting the crew, even an unarmed crew." That's right. Outlaw guns, so only outlaws will have guns, and then we'll all be a lot safer.

What's next - charges against our military for firing on the pirates? (Sorry, that's "contingent monetary reallocation specialists".)

You forgot to mention that Rush today said that he believes if Obama knew in advance that the three were black, teenage Muslims, he would have not given the order to kill. There is no shortage of stupid things being said on both sides about this deal.

[PheonixOps]

It's a total reach and stretch of the imagination tainted by partisan doo doo..............................

[hatman]

This is just overly sad....
Let it go.

I was trying to think of something else to say, but I couldn't.

[Tim Mc]

"undocumented income redistributionists"

"voluntary coast guard in somalia".

"water-based community organizers"

"early temporal unjustified disposal regions"

"disadvantaged maritime fund-reallocators"

"contingent monetary reallocation specialists"



:)) :))

[Mohawk5]

The title totally made me laugh.

[George Walton]

Can you imagine the reaction from the libs and the media if President Bush had given those orders?

[dittoheadAZ]

Can you imagine the reaction from the libs and the media if President Bush had given those orders?

That is exactly my point! You, as a new member, are showing MUCH more perceptiveness than many long-time members on the Left.

Welcome! :D

[hatman]

That is exactly my point! You, as a new member, are showing MUCH more perceptiveness than many long-time members on the Left.

Welcome! :D

You know darn well that the reaction from the country, and the media would be the same.
If you honestly don't, your hatred for the President is clouding your judgment.