SenatorPatriot
April 14th, 2009, 6:36 pm
“The Anarchist States of America”
anarchy
–noun
1. a state of society without government or law.
The major problem with Anarchy in America before the mid-2010s was that there were no real charismatic leaders around to send the message to the public. Despite the hard work of anarchist activists, the citizens of America wouldn’t listen. No matter how many public Anarchist gatherings they had, no matter how many anarchist groups were founded and brought to the forefront, nobody took it seriously. The reason for this is unknown.
The movement to create what is now the Anarchist States of America began in 2016, when Benjamin Simon, founder of the organization American Anarchy, began a movement that would change the world. According to him, he was walking through New York when he stumbled upon the Libertarian National Convention. Now, the resemblance between Anarchy and Libertarianism had been noticed before (particularly by noted political philosopher Walter Viki Kent, who said “Libertarians are just anarchists in suits and ties, who aren’t laughed at when they gather together”), but Bylund himself had never really known much about the party. He mentioned it later in his book, Anarchy in the U.S.A.:
I cannot believe how naïve I was about politics before I met the Libertarians. They had so many wonderful ideas. Abolish taxes and bankrupt the government! Let the free market decide what is and is not against the law! Let corporations do whatever they want to with their by-products, because obviously they know best! These ideas were so radical, and so completely against what most human beings believed that they had to be right!
With Simon and his support from the Libertarian party, American Anarchy finally had a face that could be shown across the country and world. With his powerful speaking style and “everyman” persona, he captivated crowds across the country. His major breakthrough, though, was an interview he had on Fox News’ “The O’Reilly Factor”:
Bill O’Reilly: So, you are an anarchist.
Benjamin Simon: Yes.
B.O.: Don’t you realize that that is considered bad my many people?
B.S.: I do know that, but the problem is that anarchy has always been misrepresented in the public square.
B.O.: Please explain.
B.S.: Anarchy has nothing to do with violence, chaos, paganism or anything like that. It is all about living in peace, love, and harmony with you fellow man and being able to do whatever you want with no interference from authority.
B.O.: Sounds great. How do we do it?
B.S.: Well, first we’ve got to overthrow this evil, fascist, government regime we’re currently living under.
As you might have guessed, the audience loved it. Anarchist and Libertarian candidates sprung up from all around the country and started capturing the attention and imagination of Americans. This culminated in a million-anarchist march in Washington, D.C., led by Benjamin Simon. A bystander later described the scene to the Washington Post:
Before that day, I had never considered Anarchism to be a valid or intelligent philosophy, but sitting there outside my office, watching the neatly organized rows of anarchists walking down the highway, following every lead of that amazing man (Simon), I just couldn’t help myself. I joined their party in D.C. the next day.
The elections that november were remarkable. The Libertarian-Anarchist party (as it was them renamed) won by a landslide, taking every state except California, New York, Minnesota, New Jersey, and Washington, D.C.. In his first act as President, Ben Simon used the newly elected Anarchist Congress to pass the Law Abolition Act, which rendered all laws previously passed null and void. This, along with the Sherwood Forest Act (which allowed all americans to loot freely from the treasury) and Government Power Removal Act (which abolished government altogether), were the beginnings of our current nation. After several months of instability, Benjamin Simon passed what would later become famous as the last two laws in American history. First, he renamed the country the Anarchist States of America. Next, he established the “Anarchy Police”, an elite group of special agents trained by the former military whose job was, as described by Simon, “to prevent tyranny by doing away with all those who attempt to create a government”. The sight of the Anarchy Police, dressed in their cloaks, hats, and Guy Fawkes masks, was a stern reminder for the people not to gather in groups, as being caught in an attempt would only result in detainment or death, and should a gathering be successful, it would lead only to another tyrannical totalitarian regime, and as Benjamin Simon put it so eloquently, “You don’t want that, do you?”
Since the founding of the Anarchist States of America forty years ago, nothing has changed. Benjamin Simon still lives in the White House in Washington, D.C.—As a figurehead, of course. He has no real power—and still leads the Anarchist Police, making sure to detain and execute anybody who follows any orders or threatens to disrupt the Anarchist way of life. People are still free to do whatever they want, to whatever and whomever they want. Nothing is illegal, as there are no longer any laws. Laws lead directly to tyranny, so the only way to truly live freely is to simply do whatever you want, and accept it when Benjamin Simon and the Anarchy Police want to kill you for disturbing the perfect country they have spent so much energy setting up. It is the price of freedom. Now, if you somehow begin to doubt the truth of Anarchy, and want to encourage people to set up and maintain a government like the one that tyrannized Americans for 300-odd years, remember the official motto of the Anarchist States of America: “At least no one’s telling me what to do”.
anarchy
–noun
1. a state of society without government or law.
The major problem with Anarchy in America before the mid-2010s was that there were no real charismatic leaders around to send the message to the public. Despite the hard work of anarchist activists, the citizens of America wouldn’t listen. No matter how many public Anarchist gatherings they had, no matter how many anarchist groups were founded and brought to the forefront, nobody took it seriously. The reason for this is unknown.
The movement to create what is now the Anarchist States of America began in 2016, when Benjamin Simon, founder of the organization American Anarchy, began a movement that would change the world. According to him, he was walking through New York when he stumbled upon the Libertarian National Convention. Now, the resemblance between Anarchy and Libertarianism had been noticed before (particularly by noted political philosopher Walter Viki Kent, who said “Libertarians are just anarchists in suits and ties, who aren’t laughed at when they gather together”), but Bylund himself had never really known much about the party. He mentioned it later in his book, Anarchy in the U.S.A.:
I cannot believe how naïve I was about politics before I met the Libertarians. They had so many wonderful ideas. Abolish taxes and bankrupt the government! Let the free market decide what is and is not against the law! Let corporations do whatever they want to with their by-products, because obviously they know best! These ideas were so radical, and so completely against what most human beings believed that they had to be right!
With Simon and his support from the Libertarian party, American Anarchy finally had a face that could be shown across the country and world. With his powerful speaking style and “everyman” persona, he captivated crowds across the country. His major breakthrough, though, was an interview he had on Fox News’ “The O’Reilly Factor”:
Bill O’Reilly: So, you are an anarchist.
Benjamin Simon: Yes.
B.O.: Don’t you realize that that is considered bad my many people?
B.S.: I do know that, but the problem is that anarchy has always been misrepresented in the public square.
B.O.: Please explain.
B.S.: Anarchy has nothing to do with violence, chaos, paganism or anything like that. It is all about living in peace, love, and harmony with you fellow man and being able to do whatever you want with no interference from authority.
B.O.: Sounds great. How do we do it?
B.S.: Well, first we’ve got to overthrow this evil, fascist, government regime we’re currently living under.
As you might have guessed, the audience loved it. Anarchist and Libertarian candidates sprung up from all around the country and started capturing the attention and imagination of Americans. This culminated in a million-anarchist march in Washington, D.C., led by Benjamin Simon. A bystander later described the scene to the Washington Post:
Before that day, I had never considered Anarchism to be a valid or intelligent philosophy, but sitting there outside my office, watching the neatly organized rows of anarchists walking down the highway, following every lead of that amazing man (Simon), I just couldn’t help myself. I joined their party in D.C. the next day.
The elections that november were remarkable. The Libertarian-Anarchist party (as it was them renamed) won by a landslide, taking every state except California, New York, Minnesota, New Jersey, and Washington, D.C.. In his first act as President, Ben Simon used the newly elected Anarchist Congress to pass the Law Abolition Act, which rendered all laws previously passed null and void. This, along with the Sherwood Forest Act (which allowed all americans to loot freely from the treasury) and Government Power Removal Act (which abolished government altogether), were the beginnings of our current nation. After several months of instability, Benjamin Simon passed what would later become famous as the last two laws in American history. First, he renamed the country the Anarchist States of America. Next, he established the “Anarchy Police”, an elite group of special agents trained by the former military whose job was, as described by Simon, “to prevent tyranny by doing away with all those who attempt to create a government”. The sight of the Anarchy Police, dressed in their cloaks, hats, and Guy Fawkes masks, was a stern reminder for the people not to gather in groups, as being caught in an attempt would only result in detainment or death, and should a gathering be successful, it would lead only to another tyrannical totalitarian regime, and as Benjamin Simon put it so eloquently, “You don’t want that, do you?”
Since the founding of the Anarchist States of America forty years ago, nothing has changed. Benjamin Simon still lives in the White House in Washington, D.C.—As a figurehead, of course. He has no real power—and still leads the Anarchist Police, making sure to detain and execute anybody who follows any orders or threatens to disrupt the Anarchist way of life. People are still free to do whatever they want, to whatever and whomever they want. Nothing is illegal, as there are no longer any laws. Laws lead directly to tyranny, so the only way to truly live freely is to simply do whatever you want, and accept it when Benjamin Simon and the Anarchy Police want to kill you for disturbing the perfect country they have spent so much energy setting up. It is the price of freedom. Now, if you somehow begin to doubt the truth of Anarchy, and want to encourage people to set up and maintain a government like the one that tyrannized Americans for 300-odd years, remember the official motto of the Anarchist States of America: “At least no one’s telling me what to do”.