Welcome to the Hansterland Comfort Inn!

[bayoubill]

Tired of the skimpy and seedy accommodations elsewhere?

Our guest accommodations include a kitchenette with complementary microwave popcorn,
a fully-stocked minibar, a full menu of complementary TV options, and the dreamiest beds imaginable...

champaigne and fresh strawberries delivered to your door every evening...

breakfast and daily newspaper delivered to your door every morning...

and the members of our staff are here to service your every desire.


Stay for as long as you want…

[bayoubill]

Reservations recommended but not required...

Checkout time is whenever you want.

[bayoubill]

To make it a full evening for you (and your special someone, if you have one)

we have, adjoining the Hansterland Comfort Inn,

La Bella Figura, featuring the best in Italian and Mediterranean cuisine…

and Bayou Bill’s Road House, with live music every night.

[CID_0687]

I stayed at a Comfort Inn once...it was alright...I'm more of a Holiday Inn Express kinda guy though. :)

[bayoubill]

I stayed at a Comfort Inn once...it was alright...I'm more of a Holiday Inn Express kinda guy though. :)


We aim to please...


and make you forget about anything that sounds like Econolodge... :D

[free2B]

Tired of the skimpy and seedy accommodations elsewhere?

Our guest accommodations include a kitchenette with complementary microwave popcorn,
a fully-stocked minibar, a full menu of complementary TV options, and the dreamiest beds imaginable...

champaigne and fresh strawberries delivered to your door every evening...

breakfast and daily newspaper delivered to your door every morning...


and the members of our staff are here to service your every desire.


Stay for as long as you want…

OK, I was going to pass on the overnight stay, but since you used my avie:) and if you will comp the room:shhh: I'll give the dreamy bed a try;) and I'm sure the champagne and strawberries will be appreciated:cool: send along some whipped cream:drool: and chocolates:razz: and I may become a regular guest! thanks bayou:D

[blazer]

I want a room next to free so we can play cards and talk late at night!

[free2B]

I want a room next to free so we can play cards and talk late at night!

I'm not so sure my datemate will appreciate that:snooty: but maybe we can talk on the phone:D

[blazer]

I'm not so sure my datemate will appreciate that:snooty: but maybe we can talk on the phone:D

I don't know why? We are just great friends and I am not a threat! Besides what she doesn't know won't hurt her! ;)

[tinydancer]

I stayed at a Comfort Inn once...it was alright...I'm more of a Holiday Inn Express kinda guy though. :)

Never admit on line that you prefer to pull in and out as quick as you can:eek:Never. OMG. Cid EDIT!!!!!

[blazer]

Tired of the skimpy and seedy accommodations elsewhere?
the accommodations at the cabin are the best! Where else can you get breakfast in bed? :razz:

[tinydancer]

To make it a full evening for you (and your special someone, if you have one)

we have, adjoining the Hansterland Comfort Inn,

La Bella Figura, featuring the best in Italian and Mediterranean cuisine…

and Bayou Bill’s Road House, with live music every night.

But can you put a quarter in the headboard? I hope some on this board can at least remember that.

Edit to add: if we're talking Bayou Bill's Road House can I have Kenny Wayne Sheppard?

[blazer]

But can you put a quarter in the headboard? I hope some on this board can at least remember that.

Edit to add: if we're talking Bayou Bill's Road House can I have Kenny Wayne Sheppard?

oh yes, gotta have the massaging bed! :)

[free2B]

I don't know why? We are just great friends and I am not a threat! Besides what she doesn't know won't hurt her! ;)

how could she not know if I am in your room playing cards:eek: while she is sipping champagne, eatin' chocolates, nibbleing strawberries, and shakin' up the can of whip cream:D

[blazer]

how could she not know if I am in your room playing cards:eek: while she is sipping champagne, eatin' chocolates, nibbleing strawberries, and shakin' up the can of whip cream:D

maybe you have a twin? :) and I have champagne, chocolate, strawberries and cream in my room too! :dance:

[blazer]

wait till she falls asleep. :shhh:

[free2B]

wait till she falls asleep. :shhh:

:))

[blazer]

:))

After you get through wineing and dining her, she will be wore out and fall fast asleep! :)

[free2B]

maybe you have a twin? :) and I have champagne, chocolate, strawberries and cream in my room too! :dance:

tempting blaze;) but that would mean my twin would be with my girl:eek:

[blazer]

tempting blaze;) but that would mean my twin would be with my girl:eek:

I know ! :D That sounds like a plan!

[free2B]

After you get through wineing and dining her, she will be wore out and fall fast asleep! :)

who told you she whines:eek: let's hope she gets tired from more than the food and drink:D

[blazer]

who told you she whines:eek: let's hope she gets tired from more than the food and drink:D

That is what I meant free! ;)

[blazer]

She has to have a little fun before she eats and drinks. I might slip a sleeping pill in her drink! :))

[free2B]

the accommodations at the cabin are the best! Where else can you get breakfast in bed? :razz:

and never run out of fun stuff to do:dance:

[free2B]

She has to have a little fun before she eats and drinks. I might slip a sleeping pill in her drink! :))

:shifty:

[blazer]

and never run out of fun stuff to do:dance:

Right thanks to friends like you! :)

[blazer]

You aint seen nuthin yet! You don't know what I can do! ;)

[free2B]

You aint seen nuthin yet! You don't know what I can do! ;)

hmmmmmmm yeah but I'm not tellin':))

[blazer]

hmmmmmmm yeah but I'm not tellin':))

Good! :) My secret is safe!

[free2B]

turnin' up the air turnin' on the cable fluffin' up the pillow kickin my date out:eek: I'll be over in 30 minutes blaze:liar:

[free2B]

Good! :) My secret is safe!

except that you're the one with the big mouth:shhh:

[blazer]

turnin' up the air turnin' on the cable fluffin' up the pillow kickin my date out:eek: I'll be over in 30 minutes blaze:liar:

Okay, i don't like to wait so I am calling another friend to take your place!

[blazer]

except that you're the one with the big mouth:shhh:

You are so in trouble now!:eek:

[free2B]

Okay, i don't like to wait so I am calling another friend to take your place!

mean blaze:twisted: my girlfriend is gone:doh: I'm dripping wet from the shower:wall: freezin' from the air:rolleyes: and the dixie chics are on TV:eek:

[blazer]

mean blaze:twisted: my girlfriend is gone:doh: I'm dripping wet from the shower:wall: freezin' from the air:rolleyes: and the dixie chics are on TV:eek:

What do you want me to do about it? Grab a towel and cover up with a blanket if you want to play cards?

[blazer]

mean blaze:twisted: my girlfriend is gone:doh: I'm dripping wet from the shower:wall: freezin' from the air:rolleyes: and the dixie chics are on TV:eek:

If I was being bad, I would tell you to come on over just like that!

[free2B]

What do you want me to do about it? Grab a towel and cover up with a blanket if you want to play cards?

OK if you can convince me its just to play cards:eh:

[blazer]

OK if you can convince me its just to play cards:eh:

oh come on loosen up a little. I am sure we could find something else to do like search for buried treasure.

[VA-165 Boomer]

I don't know why? We are just great friends and I am not a threat! Besides what she doesn't know won't hurt her! ;):eek:

[blazer]

I was being bad Boomer.

[free2B]

oh come on loosen up a little. I am sure we could find something else to do like search for buried treasure.

:))

[blazer]

:))

Well, you have to use your imagination!

[blazer]

OK if you can convince me its just to play cards:eh:

after everything I have done for you! :snooty:

[free2B]

after everything I have done for you! :snooty:

alright you convinced me I'm comin':D shuffle up and deal:cool:

[blazer]

alright you convinced me I'm comin':D shuffle up and deal:cool:

I hope you are ready for this cuz I aint stopin till I win! It might be a longgggggggggggggggggggggg night!

[Dreamy]

No Best Western? :))

The worst chain hotel/motel we ever stayed in was an Econolodge! Totally gross.

[blazer]

No Best Western? :))

The worst chain hotel/motel we ever stayed in was an Econolodge! Totally gross.

I agree. We made reservations over the internet. It wasn't nasty but very small. I tried to get our money back and turned them into the better business bureau for misrepresentation. Never did get my deposit back!

[Dreamy]

I agree. We made reservations over the internet. It wasn't nasty but very small. I tried to get our money back and turned them into the better business bureau for misrepresentation. Never did get my deposit back!

I let AAA know. The place smelled awful. It was tired and worn and smelled like a cleaning solution but it was nauseating. We left early. Never again.

[blazer]

I let AAA know. The place smelled awful. It was tired and worn and smelled like a cleaning solution but it was nauseating. We left early. Never again.

We didn't stay either. They couldn't believe we didn't like our room!

[bayoubill]

I hope you are ready for this cuz I aint stopin till I win! It might be a longgggggggggggggggggggggg night!


Dang!


Look at this room!!!


The housekeeping ladies ain't gonna be happy 'bout this... :naughty:


well, at least Blaze and Free left a nice tip... :D

[blazer]

Dang!


Look at this room!!!


The housekeeping ladies ain't gonna be happy 'bout this... :naughty:


well, at least Blaze and Free left a nice tip... :D

free got mad cuz I won and started throwin thingz. :))

[bayoubill]

free got mad cuz I won and started throwin thingz. :))


yeah, I can see that...


it looks like y'all mighta also kissed and made up... ;)

[Dreamy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/ththmunch.gif

[blazer]

yeah, I can see that...


it looks like y'all mighta also kissed and made up... ;)

Funny, i don't remember it. There must have been sumthin in my drink.

[melinda]

you had me at "minibar" .... :)

[free2B]

Funny, i don't remember it. There must have been sumthin in my drink.

wait a minute you were the one spikeing the drinks:eek:

[free2B]

Dang!


Look at this room!!!


The housekeeping ladies ain't gonna be happy 'bout this... :naughty:


well, at least Blaze and Free left a nice tip... :D

heres the tip:shhh: don't go to hansterland inn if all you are planning is texas hold 'em 7 card stud and poker :think:

[free2B]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/ththmunch.gif

slow down dreamy:wall: you'll be puttin down a lot of popcorn:drool: checkin out all this dirty laundry:eek:

[bayoubill]

wait a minute you were the one spikeing the drinks:eek:


'course she was...


how else do ya think she worked up the nerve

to change the poker stakes

to articles of clothing... ;)

[bayoubill]

heres the tip:shhh: don't go to hansterland inn if all you are planning is texas hold 'em 7 card stud and poker :think:


Hansterland Comfort Inn...


aka The No-Tell Motel... :D

[bayoubill]

slow down dreamy:wall: you'll be puttin down a lot of popcorn:drool: checkin out all this dirty laundry:eek:


's ok...


we've got plenty of popcorn...

[bayoubill]

'course she was...


how else do ya think she worked up the nerve

to change the poker stakes

to articles of clothing... ;)


BTW, Blaze said you were upset 'cause she won...


did you at least keep your socks? :))

[free2B]

'course she was...


how else do ya think she worked up the nerve

to change the poker stakes

to articles of clothing... ;)

and how else do you think all the dirty laundry got thrown around the room:lol:

[free2B]

BTW, Blaze said you were upset 'cause she won...


did you at least keep your socks? :))

had to keep my feet warm:whistle:

[bayoubill]

and how else do you think all the dirty laundry got thrown around the room:lol:


Y'all might wanna come back

and retrieve your clothes...


and, if you would, please return the bedsheets y'all borrowed.


Hansterland Comfort Inn thanks you

and hopes that you'll return soon. :D

[bayoubill]

had to keep my feet warm:whistle:


Yeah, we've had trouble with the thermostat in that room...

[free2B]

Y'all might wanna come back

and retrieve your clothes...


and, if you would, please return the bedsheets y'all borrowed.


Hansterland Comfort Inn thanks you

and hopes that you'll return soon. :D

willing to exchange 2 clean bedsheets for a pair of levis nike sneaks and t-shirt a short skirt blouse and various other garments

[bayoubill]

willing to exchange 2 clean bedsheets for a pair of levis nike sneaks and t-shirt a short skirt blouse and various other garments


The housekeeping ladies laundered them


and we have them waiting for you at the front desk...


in a descrete brown paper wrapper, of course. :D

[bayoubill]

Yeah, we've had trouble with the thermostat in that room...


Next time y'all are here,


I'll put you in one of our rooms that has a fireplace...


no charge for the upgrade. :D

[free2B]

The housekeeping ladies laundered them


and we have them waiting for you at the front desk...


in a descrete brown paper wrapper, of course. :D

:)) thank the ladies for cleaning up the dirty laundry here's a extra big tip for being discrete:shhh: don't play cards and drink with blaze unless you are willing to leave dressed in a bed sheet

[free2B]

Next time y'all are here,


I'll put you in one of our rooms that has a fireplace...


no charge for the upgrade. :D

gee thanks bayou:D now I can even lose my socks:doh:

[bayoubill]

BTW, if we happen to be booked up and you don't have a reservation,

here's how to get a room AND a complementary upgrade...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoFN5RUBc4Y

[blazer]

heres the tip:shhh: don't go to hansterland inn if all you are planning is texas hold 'em 7 card stud and poker :think:

right cuz there is magic in those rooms.

[blazer]

'course she was...


how else do ya think she worked up the nerve

to change the poker stakes

to articles of clothing... ;)

how did u know?

[blazer]

had to keep my feet warm:whistle:

me too! :)

[blazer]

Y'all might wanna come back

and retrieve your clothes...


and, if you would, please return the bedsheets y'all borrowed.


Hansterland Comfort Inn thanks you

and hopes that you'll return soon. :D

sure Bill

[blazer]

The housekeeping ladies laundered them


and we have them waiting for you at the front desk...


in a descrete brown paper wrapper, of course. :D

that is so nice Bill!

[blazer]

:)) thank the ladies for cleaning up the dirty laundry here's a extra big tip for being discrete:shhh: don't play cards and drink with blaze unless you are willing to leave dressed in a bed sheet

those bedsheets are comfy! :D

[blazer]

Next time y'all are here,


I'll put you in one of our rooms that has a fireplace...


no charge for the upgrade. :D

fireplace just like home! :)

[VA-165 Boomer]

'course she was...


how else do ya think she worked up the nerve

to change the poker stakes

to articles of clothing... ;)So just for the record, who came out on top...you know who went all in....who won in the end?

[blazer]

So just for the record, who came out on top...you know who went all in....who won in the end?

Who do you think Boomer? I always win!:D

[ALBOB2]

I'll give the dreamy bed a try


Oh HELL yeah! Where do I sign up for THAT ride?!?!? :eek::twisted:

[VA-165 Boomer]

fantasy land

[blazer]

Ya'll behave

[bayoubill]

fantasy land


:)):)):)):))

[Dreamy]

Oh HELL yeah! Where do I sign up for THAT ride?!?!? :eek::twisted:

ALBOB!! You know where to meet me....



Woodshed now!!
:twisted:


:wall:Bad baby! Bad baby! Such a bad baby!

[free2B]

So just for the record, who came out on top...you know who went all in....who won in the end?

I'll answer that one boomer I went all in she came out on top and we both ended up winning!

[blazer]

I'll answer that one boomer I went all in she came out on top and we both ended up winning!

:dance:

[Dreamy]

<Ding ding ding> Mr. BayouBill? Is this establishment on the water? I would like to reserve a riverboat with some dining,dancing and gambling. Do those dock here at this hotel? :)

[blazer]

Now that sounds good!

[free2B]

<Ding ding ding> Mr. BayouBill? Is this establishment on the water? I would like to reserve a riverboat with some dining,dancing and gambling. Do those dock here at this hotel? :)

2 tickets to riverboat cruise, includeing dinner, danceing, stage show, plus a comp pass for $25 in quarters for the slots, mysteriously appear under dreamys door:whistle:

[VA-165 Boomer]

I'll answer that one boomer I went all in she came out on top and we both ended up winning!Oh, so you weren't playing bridge?

[VA-165 Boomer]

<Ding ding ding> Mr. BayouBill? Is this establishment on the water? I would like to reserve a riverboat with some dining,dancing and gambling. Do those dock here at this hotel? :)Your ship just came in.:D