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snagswolf
April 6th, 2009, 10:20 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/7984554.stm

A referee ordered a penalty to be retaken in a Sunday league football game when an opposition player broke wind as the ball was kicked.

The Chorlton Villa player got a yellow card for the noise which was classed as "ungentlemanly conduct".

The team, who conceded a goal on the second take, went on to win the match 6-4 against International Manchester FC at Turn Moss in Stretford, Manchester.

Villa manager Ian Treadwell said their conduct was "normally exemplary".

"One of our players 'broke wind' and only the referee heard it and he booked the player," he said.

"The other player had the penalty saved because it was a bad penalty; it was nothing to do with any noise. They were as shocked as we were as to why."

Mr Treadwell said he was waiting for the Football Association to contact them after it had received a report.

The Manchester Publicity league club faces total fines of £97 for three dismissals and two yellow card bookings from the game.

'Just hilarious'

Mr Treadwell said: "We are not a dirty team and we like to play football.

"While I won't condone the actions of the players, it is an emotive game and some of the players were sent off for entering into conversation with the referee.

"This has come at a bad time in the season as we don't have sponsor and we are looking for a new sponsor for next season."

Pauline Riley, secretary and treasurer of International Manchester FC, said both team were "very friendly".

"There's no animosity. It was just hilarious," she said.

I think farting should be used more often in the world of sports. Imagine Tiger Woods leaning over a putt, and just as he's in his backswing, the caddy for the other player rips a loud one.

I might even start watching golf.

Dual867PowerMac
April 6th, 2009, 1:23 pm
This reminds me:

Catcher Manny Sanguillén, then with the Pittsburgh Pirates, had a major gas problem stemming from him eating "Dominican tacos" before the game (although Sanguillén was actually a Panamanian) in a game against the Reds in 1975 or 1976, and the home plate umpire was considering ejecting Sanguillén for constantly ripping.

Residential Bob
April 6th, 2009, 1:33 pm
Gentlemen fart in public.

Or maybe I'm not a gentleman.

snagswolf
April 6th, 2009, 2:16 pm
This reminds me:

Catcher Manny Sanguillén, then with the Pittsburgh Pirates, had a major gas problem stemming from him eating "Dominican tacos" before the game (although Sanguillén was actually a Panamanian) in a game against the Reds in 1975 or 1976, and the home plate umpire was considering ejecting Sanguillén for constantly ripping.
With a catcher squatting down like that the whole game, you would think it would be part of the job description.

King Cantona
April 6th, 2009, 2:22 pm
Must have been a bloody loud one, all players have to be 12 yards away from the ball when it is kicked.......

And it put the penalty taker off? You should be in the circus mate......:)).......

ImNewHere
April 7th, 2009, 2:53 am
That's hilarious!! :))

Dual867PowerMac
April 7th, 2009, 4:42 am
With a catcher squatting down like that the whole game, you would think it would be part of the job description.
I had gas during games once or twice, but I always called for time and went far away from the home plate area to let it loose.

STEEL
April 7th, 2009, 1:33 pm
The NFL should implement a new rule immediately.

Goodell needs to take action before this sort of nonsense comes to his league and someone gets a neck injury.

NascarGirl2448
April 7th, 2009, 2:26 pm
Oh for crying out loud!! :rolleyes:

snagswolf
April 7th, 2009, 3:19 pm
"This has come at a bad time in the season as we don't have sponsor and we are looking for a new sponsor for next season."
Seems like a natural fit for Gas-X or Beano to step in and sponsor this team.