We're going to play a game. It's called who is your daddy and what does he do?

[Liberty1980]

What are some of your all time, favorite movie lines??

[birdonawire]

Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer.

[johnrocks]

Make my Day!

[VA-165 Boomer]

"I want you to faint. That is what you were meant for." Gone with the Wind 1939, as Rhett Butler roughly kisses Scarlett O'Hara.

[Dreamy]

Ron Richardson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0611898/): Yeah? Are you gonna make it all 220?
Jack Butler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000474/): Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes.

Mr. Mom

[Mortis]

I'm here to do two things, kick some ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

[roger teekell]

"Weeza...You know I love you more than my luggage"...Steel Magnolias

[roger teekell]

"What if your POT was on fire..."

"That's impossible..It's in Johnson's underware"...Breakfast Club

[birdonawire]

Contribution from the hubby...

I love the smell of napalm in the mornings.

[JimGP20]

"To them..... cutter is just a dirty word. To me... it's just something else I never got a chance to be."

[birdonawire]

Another from the hubby......

Thats quality H2O.

[JimGP20]

"Tell the cook this is low grade dog food. The steak still has marks on it from where the jockey was hittin' it."

[birdonawire]

I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.

[roger teekell]

"I'm your Huckleberry"...Tombstone

Classic

[blazer]

Jack Come back Jack! from Titanic!

[blazer]

Go ahead, make my day.
Sudden Impact, spoken by Clint Eastwood

[blazer]

May the force be with you.
Star Wars

[blazer]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
Gone With the Wind, spoken by Clark Gable

[bayoubill]

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

- Cool Hand Luke

[bayoubill]

"You boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

- Outlaw Josie Wales

[nointed]

May the Force be with you. Star Wars

[bayoubill]

"That's not gonna happen."

- The Bourne Identity

[bayoubill]

"Got any more a' that potted meat?"

- Sling Blade

[nointed]

LOL Blaze! GMTA typing the very same thing you were. Ok.. going to have be more creative here.. lemme think????

[bayoubill]

"I shoulda killed you in Philly..."

- A History Of Violence

[nointed]

There's no place like home! Wizard of Oz

[blazer]

There's no place like home! Wizard of Oz

love that one!

[bayoubill]

"I overreacted."

- Kill Bill, Vol. 2

[blazer]

Put Your Hands on me Jack.- Titanic

[bayoubill]

"There are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard."

- Kill Bill, Vol. 2

[bayoubill]

"You and I have unfinished business."

"Baby, you ain't kiddin'."

- Kill Bill, Vol. 2

[bayoubill]

"Did you understand a single word of what he just said?"

- Snatch

[blazer]

Here's looking at you, kid.
Casablanca, spoken by Humphrey Bogart

[Dreamy]

I'm here to do two things, kick some ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Well look who the cat dragged in.:lol: You don't call,you don't write...do I sound like an Italian Mom? :))

Con Air

Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

[blazer]

My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates…you never know what you're gonna get.
Forrest Gump, spoken by Tom Hanks

[ThrowCop]

"Weeza...You know I love you more than my luggage"...Steel MagnoliasFor cripes sake, Rog....

You are quoting Steel Magnolias???


Dude, you need to scratch your crotch, drink a beer & go hunting IMMEDIATELY!!!




:lol:

[ThrowCop]

Where the white women at?




- Blazing Saddles

[gosling2Lindy]

Not all who wander are lost.

LOTR

[ThrowCop]

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.




Jeff Spicoli - Fast Times At Ridgemont High

[Ardathair]

"So who's giving him orders?"

"Scary version. He is."


The Bourne Supremacy


(P.S. Overall I much prefere the book. That line and the actress who said it are the only redeaming factors of the movie IMO.)

[Dreamy]

For cripes sake, Rog....

You are quoting Steel Magnolias???


Dude, you need to scratch your crotch, drink a beer & go hunting IMMEDIATELY!!!




:lol:


:))

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue~Airplane!



40 Year Old Virgin

Trish: Do you have protection?
Andy: I don't believe in guns

[blazer]

Marv: "He's only a kid Harry. We can take him." Home Alone

[blazer]

Tommy: I can't believe he called me a psycho.
Richard: You are a psycho and comb your hair. Tommy Boy

[Ardathair]

"You just shot an unarmed man."

"Well, he should have armed himself if he's goin'a decorate his saloon with my friend."

Unforgiven

[ThrowCop]

"But all I ever settled for is that we're born to live and then to die, and... we got to do it alone, each in his own way. And I guess that's why we got to love those people who deserve it like there's no tomorrow. 'Cause when you get right down to it - there isn't."




Louden Swain: Vision Quest

[super cool ski instructor]

"Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar." -Scarlett O'Hara

"Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends." -Penny Lane


"Otis, My Man!!" - Boone

"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular." - Gretchen Weiner

"God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd **** twice and die." - Samantha Baker

[super cool ski instructor]

"There's no crying in BASEBALL!!!"


"You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You just put your lips together...and blow" :cool:

[RayMan]

I find your lack of faith...disturbing.

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:mSjIPJ_Sx-AIJM::goatmilk.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/darth-vader-face1.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MaJy7LH5js&feature=related

[RayMan]

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!


Bluto - Animal House

[super cool ski instructor]

"Well what are we supposed to do, you mo-ron" :D

[RayMan]

Yossarian (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000273/): Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying.

Catch 22

[FoxGranadaChuck]

"Sometimes you have to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky today? Well, do ya punk?"


Clint Eastwood as "Dirty Harry" Callahan

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

[PhilRocksinOHIO.]

"My name is Major Vaughn Liceman, and I'd like us all to be friends." - Up the Acadamy

[RayMan]

Inigo Montoya (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001597/): Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Count Rugen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001302/): Stop saying that!

[ALcard]

"Matt Damon!!"

Team America: World Police :mrgreen:

[Rhonda]

"My hate will die with you"

Braveheart ~Robert the Bruce~ to his father

[melinda]

"Matt Damon!!"

Team America: World Police :mrgreen:


:hug: :hug: :hug:

[melinda]

They're having sex right now, aren't they? And it's beautiful, isn't it?




The only thing better than kissing on a first date is almost kissing on a first date.







Henry: You'll recover.
Calista: You didn't. You lost your lover, and you never recovered.
Henry: Baby, that's different.
Calista: Yea. Your lover died... mine just stopped loving me.

[melinda]

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.







Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.








and then my all time favorite line comes from this movie too, but I won't post it here.

[melinda]

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.




*sigh*

[ALcard]

:hug: :hug: :hug:

I got three hugs from melinda :cool:

[ogibillm]

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. " Major T. J. "King" Kong in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

[melinda]

Get busy living ... or get busy dying.

[melinda]

Jean Louise. Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.

[signcut]

"We'll always have Paris"

[signcut]

"Well, I guess you can't break out of prison and into society in the same week."

[signcut]

"Now it's my will against yours and you will lose. So don't forget, 0600. That's six o'clock in the morning for those of you who don't habla. "

[old_runner]

"Do or do not..there is no try"
- Yoda to Luke Skywalker

[old_runner]

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"
- Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)

[old_runner]

"We're going to give you a fair trial, followed by a first class hanging"
- Sheriff Cobb (Brian Dennehy) in Silverado

[old_runner]

I had to cheat and look up the exact wording on this one. This is Clint Eastwood from "The Outlaw Josey Wales". This is one of my favorites because it isn't Eastwood's typical one-'liner that everyone remembers.

JOSEY: I came here to die with you. Or live with you. Dying ain't so hard for men like you and me, it's living that's hard; when all you ever cared about has been butchered or raped. Governments don't live together, people live together. With governments you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight. Well I've come here to give you either one, or get either one from you. I came here like this so you'll know my word of death is true. And that my word of life is then true. The bear lives here, the wolf, the antelope, the Comanche. And so will we. Now, we'll only hunt what we need to live on, same as the Comanche does. And every spring when the grass turns green and the Comanche moves north, he can rest here in peace, butcher some of our cattle and jerk beef for the journey. The sign of the Comanche, that will be on our lodge. That's my word of life.

[Hadassah]

So many of my favorite lines have already been quoted. Here are some others of my favorites:

From Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." Jessica Rabbit

From The Return of the King
Witch King: You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.

Eowyn: I am no man.

[free2B]

Cowardly Lion: All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do.
Tin Woodsman, Scarecrow: What's that?
Cowardly Lion: Talk me out of it.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cowardly Lion: Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodsman: Courage!
Cowardly Lion: You can say that again! Huh?

[jungulator]

Poor soul, he was just too high strung- Doc Holiday in Tombstone.

There are just too many good ones from that movie.

[RayMan]

Ray Tango (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000230/): Rambo? Rambo's a *****.



Tango and Cash - Stallone is Tango

[melinda]

What happens to a girl like that, when a man like you is finished with her?

[melinda]

There are two kinds of men and only two. And that young man is one kind. He is high-minded. He is pure. He's the kind of man the world pretends to look up to, and in fact despises. He is the kind of man who breeds unhappiness, particularly in women. Do you understand?


There's another kind. Not high-minded, not pure, but alive. Now, that your tastes at this time should incline towards the juvenile is understandable; but for you to marry that boy would be a disaster. Because there's two kinds of women. There are two kinds of women and you, as we well know, are not the first kind

[signcut]

"Pain will only strengthen my will. You can break my body, but you can't break my mind. Torture is the policy of tyrants. Resistance is my only weapon."

[melinda]

You'll never find anyone as good for you as I am, to believe in you as much as I do or love you as much!


Do you think if I come back its going to be okay by magic? What's going to change? What's going to be different? We'll both be wrong, we'll both lose.

You think you're easy? Compared to what, the Hundred Years' War?


-You never give up, do you?
-Only when I'm absolutely forced to. But I'm a very good loser...
-Better than I am.
-Well, I've had... more practice.

[signcut]

"Sonny and my father always said that when I get older I would understand. Well, I finally did. I learned something from these two men. I learned to give love and get love unconditionally. You just have to accept people for what they are, and I learned the greatest gift of all. The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, and the choices that you make will shape your life forever."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Millions of innocent people die every day, but a millionaire's pet gets detonated and you're marked for life"- Grosse Pointe Blank

"It's not that I'm lazy. I just don't care"- Office Space

"Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."- Shawshank Redemption

"Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place."- Dazed & Confused

"If he dies, he dies"- Rocky IV

[signcut]

Same movie...

Dauphin: "I stand here for him. What to him from England?"
Exeter: "Scorn and defiance, slight regard, contempt and any thing that may not misbecome the mighty sender, doth he prize you at. Thus says my king."


"For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!"


"We would not seek a battle as we are, yet as we are, we say we will not shun it."


"And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by from this day until the ending of the world but we in it shall be remembered. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition, and gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves acursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speaks, that fought with us upon St. Crispin's day!"

[signcut]

"Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him."

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."- Airplane

"I'm sure there's more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."- Zoolander

[signcut]

Same movie again, a classic...


"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."


"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers... and Methodists."

[melinda]

The truth, Helen, is always the right answer.

The list is life.

Oskar Schindler: I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more.
Itzhak Stern: Oskar, there are eleven hundred people who are alive because of you. Look at them.
Oskar Schindler: If I'd made more money... I threw away so much money. You have no idea. If I'd just...
Itzhak Stern: There will be generations because of what you did.
Oskar Schindler: I didn't do enough!
Itzhak Stern: You did so much.
Oskar Schindler: This car. Goeth would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people.
Oskar Schindler: This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person, Stern. For this.
Oskar Schindler: I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!


Itzhak Stern: By law I have to tell you, sir, I'm a Jew.
Oskar Schindler: Well, I'm a German, so there we are.


Itzhak Stern: It's Hebrew, it's from the Talmud. It says, "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."

[melinda]

My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.

[bayoubill]

from "Good Morning Vietnam":


Vietnamese student in language class: "Where are you come from?"

Cronauer: "Queens. Bayside, Queens."

other student: "What are Queens?"

Cronauer: "Tall, thin men who like show tunes..."

[bayoubill]

Two things I remember about the movie Goodbye Columbus, which I saw 40 years ago in its original release:

1. Ali MacGraw (long, lithe and sharp as a tack) diving naked into a swimming pool... :drool:

2. An exchange between Ali MacGraw's character and a vacuous girl friend:

Vacuous friend: "So, what are you doing over the Summer?"

Ali's character: "Growing a penis..." :eek:

[melinda]

blame the Lutherans; they're the ones who brought us over here.

[melinda]

Charlotte, I know you're planning a celibate life, but with half my chromosomes, I think that might be tough.

[No one of Consequence]

I am making a citizens divorce. By the powers vested in me, I hereby declare our marriage null and void! Ipso facto, coitus interuptus!

[signcut]

"This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf. "

[signcut]

"Let's go out dancing! You put on your black dress, and I'll go shave my tongue. "

[No one of Consequence]

I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth.

[signcut]

"Can't believe they're my blood. I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts. As for the tots, they're twits."

[signcut]

The movie as a whole was okay, but this scene makes it memorable...



"Out of order, I'll show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too ****in' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, **** YOU TOO! "

[bayoubill]

"You're not too smart are you? I like that in a man."

[PredFan]

I'll be back!


Get away from her you BITCH!!


Val: What's that?

Burt: Cannon fuse.

Val: What do you use THAT for?

Burt: My cannon.

[RayMan]

I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkz1i1CNUo4

[signcut]

From a real oldie, but still a goodie...



"Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats? "


"They can't keep me out of heaven on a technicality!"




Maid Service Proprietor: Sir, before I can let any girl go from this establishment, I must know the character of the home in which she will be employed.

Father: Madam, *I* am the character of my home.

[melinda]

Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant.

[signcut]

You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex.

[RayMan]

Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant.


When the truth is found to be lies
And all the joy within you dies

(Chorus)
Don't you want somebody to love
Don't you need somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You better find somebody to love

[WJStafford]

Office Space...

Pete: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.

[melinda]

When the truth is found to be lies
And all the joy within you dies

(Chorus)
Don't you want somebody to love
Don't you need somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You better find somebody to love

I absolutely love that....

[melinda]

I am big. It's the pictures that got small.

[melinda]

It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.

[melinda]

Fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a bumpy night.

[WJStafford]

Everyman dies, but not every man truly lives - Braveheart

[melinda]

I have a head for business and a bod for sin.

[WJStafford]

The air is getting thinner and Leon is getting laaaarrrggggeeerrr.

[melinda]

Everyman dies, but not every man truly lives - Braveheart

love it!

[WJStafford]

Do you ever watch gladiator movies?

[melinda]

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together ... and blow.

[melinda]

Do you ever watch gladiator movies?

is that a line from a movie, or are you asking me a question?
I do watch gladiator movies. love 'em

[melinda]

You get what you settle for.

[WJStafford]

is that a line from a movie, or are you asking me a question?
I do watch gladiator movies. love 'em

Airplane.

I like gladiator movies as well.

[melinda]

Airplane.

I like gladiator movies as well.

:))
been awhile since I've seen "Airplane" ...

[melinda]

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a **** what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?

[melinda]

Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

[signcut]

Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.

[signcut]

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's, well, broken.

[samurai7]

"Then you have a responsibility no man ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality and you have Godzilla which IS reality." Godzilla, King of the Monsters

(wisdom can come in the most unusual of places. I have used that line to guide part of my life. Dont be guided by your fears, they could be imaginary. Deal with reality)

"The pellet with the poison is in the Vestle with the Pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true."

"Aw but that has changed. They broke the chalice from the palace"

"And Replaced it! With a flagon. With the head of a dragon."

"But did you put the pellet with the poison in the Vestle with the Pestle?"

"No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true"

"The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

"Just remember that." -- The Court Jester


The funniest one word line ever spoken in a movie?

"Ovaltine!" -- Young Frankenstein

[samurai7]

The Longest Day. I can watch that whole movie just to watch the scene with Richard Burton at the end. In my own humble opinion, one of his finest performances.

"The thing that's always worried me about being one of the few is the way we keep on getting fewer."

"He's dead. I'm crippled. You're lost. Do you suppose it's always like that? I mean war."

-- Richard Burton in The Longest Day

[signcut]

"My old man told me, before he left this ****ty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind"


"My old man told me, before he left this ****ty world, the right woman can make ya, and the wrong woman can break ya"

[melinda]

Harry, we're alcoholics, we're generally satisfied to hurt ourselves

[bitterclinger84]

Mr. Woodcock: "You must like getting spanked, Farley. Guess it runs in the family."

:whistle:

[bitterclinger84]

For Love of the Game:

Gus Sinski: You know, a lot of little bottles makes a big bottle, Chapy

[bitterclinger84]

I love a good portion of the quotes from this movie, but here are some of my top favs:

Charlie Wilson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/): Were you standing at the ******* door listening to me? How could you even - That is a thick door! You stood there and you listened to me?

Charlie Wilson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/): You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup.

Joanne Herring (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000210/): Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?
Charlie Wilson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/): Well, tradition mostly.

Gust Avrakotos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/): I like you just fine, Mrs. Herring, it's just been my experience that when people with money and too much free time get involved in politics, pretty soon, I forget who it is I'm supposed to be shooting at. (Gust was my FAVORITE character in this movie.)

[Spaceman Spiff]

Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer.

I believe that's Shakespeare.

[samurai7]

"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb. "

Jaws

My favorite scene in the whole movie

[samurai7]

"The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

[Cut to middle of fair in the Middle East, Marcus Brody wearing bright suit and white hat, sticking out like sore thumb]

Uhhh, does anyone here speak English? "

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[melinda]

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arrouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

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What makes a man a man? A friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? I don't think so. It's the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them.

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We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.


:))

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This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.

[bitterclinger84]

This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.

I know that quote...Is that from Lilo and Stitch?

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I know that quote...Is that from Lilo and Stitch?

Yep, my personal favorite...

:)

[bitterclinger84]

Yep, my personal favorite...

:)

Yay! One of mine too! LOL I was worried you were going to be like
"Uh..no. Freak"

[No one of Consequence]

Here I stand, the goddess of desire, Set men on fire; I have this power. Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing, Some quick womancing, and then a shower. Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me, they always hound me, with one wequest. Who can satisfy their lu****l habits? I'm not a wabbit. I need some west...

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Yay! One of mine too! LOL I was worried you were going to be like
"Uh..no. Freak"

I love the Pixar movies; I'd have copies even if I didn't have kids...

:)

[melinda]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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I'm not running away. I'm just not the kind of person who gets a kick out of watching an automobile crash, particularly when it's my automobile! It's gonna be the worst catastrophe Broadway has ever seen. They're gonna forget their lines, the set will fall down. None of us will get out of New York alive; they've got big pictures of us in the lobby. I'll get on a plane. I should've got on a plane when we first opened in Des Moines! I should've got on a plane *before* we opened in Des Moines! I should've got on a plane at the dress rehearsal! As soon as that curtain went up at the beginning of act one! As soon as that damn phone rang and Dotty came on with that first plate of sardines!

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Marshal Curly Wilcox: Come busting in here - you'd think we were being attacked! You can find another wife.
Chris: Sure I can find another wife. But she take my rifle and my horse. Oh, I'll never sell her. I love her so much. I beat her with a whip and she never get tired.
Dr. Josiah Boone: Your wife?
Chris: No, my horse. I can find another wife easy, yes, but not a horse like that!

[melinda]

Marshal Curly Wilcox: Come busting in here - you'd think we were being attacked! You can find another wife.
Chris: Sure I can find another wife. But she take my rifle and my horse. Oh, I'll never sell her. I love her so much. I beat her with a whip and she never get tired.
Dr. Josiah Boone: Your wife?
Chris: No, my horse. I can find another wife easy, yes, but not a horse like that!

:)) nothing like a good horse.

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:)) nothing like a good horse.

Almost nothing...

;)

[melinda]

We met it seems, such a short time ago. You looked at me, needing me so. Yet from your sadness, our happiness grew. Then I found out, I need you, too. I remember how we used to play. I recall those rainy days, the fires glowed, that kept us warm. And now I find, we're both alone. Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end. But in my heart's a memory, and there you'll always be.

[melinda]

Almost nothing...

;)

true ... there's always a need for a good dog. :)

[melinda]

Darlin, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.

[signcut]

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves

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When I was a kid, they used to tell me that I could be anything I wanted to be, no matter what... and maybe I am insane, I don't know, but I still believe that.