What was the best April fools joke...

[birdonawire]

What was the best joke you ever played?

Heres mine. :cool:

Years ago my ex husband was in bed with a hang over ( he was an abusive drunk hence divorce ) well he had this 67 chevelle his pride and joy hot rod and had parked it on the street because he was drunk.

To make a long story short I ran into the bed room shouting that someone had beaten the windshield out of his car! He jumped up and ran out side in his underwear only to hear me say "April fools" as I locked the door. :cool:

So whats yours? :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

What was the best joke you ever played?

Heres mine. :cool:

Years ago my ex husband was in bed with a hang over ( he was an abusive drunk hence divorce ) well he had this 67 chevelle his pride and joy hot rod and had parked it on the street because he was drunk.

To make a long story short I ran into the bed room shouting that someone had beaten the windshield out of his car! He jumped up and ran out side in his underwear only to hear me say "April fools" as I locked the door. :cool:

So whats yours? :lol:

Best one I ever pulled off successfully started as an unsuccessful one.

We told my boss (I was working at a record store at the time) that his pregnant wife had called and said she was going into labor and to tell him she was on the way to the hospital. Well...he took off and never came back, killing our plans and also requiring me to stay for the rest of the day (after I'd opened the store that morning). I decided to try and get our store reported for rudeness, so I spent the entire evening working the registers and talking to everyone in an Irish accent and dispensing nuggets of advice.

One customer I told "never stick a fork in an outlet"...she had the biggest perm I'd ever seen.

Another I told "Altoids are your best friend" as he was plowing through a container of vegetable lo mein.

We didn't get reported to the home office ( :( ), but the person I made the Altoids comment to came back the next day, asked for the manager, and threw a box of them at him and said "give these to the ******* you had on the register last night"...I was in the back room watching it unfold on the security monitor and I died laughing.

[birdonawire]

Best one I ever pulled off successfully started as an unsuccessful one.

We told my boss (I was working at a record store at the time) that his pregnant wife had called and said she was going into labor and to tell him she was on the way to the hospital. Well...he took off and never came back, killing our plans and also requiring me to stay for the rest of the day (after I'd opened the store that morning). I decided to try and get our store reported for rudeness, so I spent the entire evening working the registers and talking to everyone in an Irish accent and dispensing nuggets of advice.

One customer I told "never stick a fork in an outlet"...she had the biggest perm I'd ever seen.

Another I told "Altoids are your best friend" as he was plowing through a container of vegetable lo mein.

We didn't get reported to the home office ( :( ), but the person I made the Altoids comment to came back the next day, asked for the manager, and threw a box of them at him and said "give these to the ******* you had on the register last night"...I was in the back room watching it unfold on the security monitor and I died laughing.

That was a good one. :lol:

[birdonawire]

Ok I just went up stairs and informed my half asleep son that his truck had been stolen.

I yelled april fools as he was running for the stairs. :cool:

I am so mean. :))

[Mustang JEB]

What was the best joke you ever played?

Heres mine. :cool:

Years ago my ex husband was in bed with a hang over ( he was an abusive drunk hence divorce ) well he had this 67 chevelle his pride and joy hot rod and had parked it on the street because he was drunk.

To make a long story short I ran into the bed room shouting that someone had beaten the windshield out of his car! He jumped up and ran out side in his underwear only to hear me say "April fools" as I locked the door. :cool:

So whats yours? :lol:

Hah! that wouldn't work on me, I don't wear underwear to bed!
:dance:

[birdonawire]

Hah! that wouldn't work on me, I don't wear underwear to bed!
:dance:

STREAKER! :lol:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Hah! that wouldn't work on me, I don't wear underwear to bed!
:dance:

So much more than I ever wanted to know.

[Mustang JEB]

So much more than I ever wanted to know.


Bah, it wasn't info for the men here...:hand:

[birdonawire]

Ok prank is all set for the hubby to happen around noon I will let you know how it goes. :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

My best April Fool's joke was telling everyone to be prepared for all sorts of stuff for two weeks in advance and then not doing a thing out of the ordinary.
I had everyone at work looking over their shoulders all day long.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Today, I changed all of the settings on my co-worker's computer (screen size, mouse delay, keyboard delay, etc)...then I copied Blazer's daughters' idea and put a little piece of scotch tape under her mouse so it wouldn't move.

[Dragon1963]

Today, I changed all of the settings on my co-worker's computer (screen size, mouse delay, keyboard delay, etc)...then I copied Blazer's daughters' idea and put a little piece of scotch tape under her mouse so it wouldn't move.

Too easy. You should have switched the mouse and keyboard connections as well.

[Dreamy]

Just did my husband by text message.

Keep in mind we are huge Red Sox fans! I said honey,did you get the breaking news alert from Channel 7? The team owners just put the Sox up for sale. He texts back OMG No! I said yeah just came over my cell. I say Must be so many people texting the first day of April they are backed up. Now I am sure he gets it cos of my date mention. Nope. He texts back...Is this a joke? :))

[blazer]

Today, I changed all of the settings on my co-worker's computer (screen size, mouse delay, keyboard delay, etc)...then I copied Blazer's daughters' idea and put a little piece of scotch tape under her mouse so it wouldn't move.

copy cat jk :))

[Dragon1963]

I've got no one to pull a prank on this year. I just started at a new site and don't know anyone all that well.

:((

[ALBOB2]

My best April Fool's joke was telling everyone to be prepared for all sorts of stuff for two weeks in advance and then not doing a thing out of the ordinary.
I had everyone at work looking over their shoulders all day long.

Ala BJ Honeycut vs. Hawkeye Pierce. :clap:

Best I ever pulled was on a friend who owned a commercial building on Long Island. Got another friend to call her and convince her he was an FBI agent and they'd just impounded the entire building pending investigation of a stolen goods operation being conducted there. She was going nuts all day long making phone calls to her lawyer, the county sherriff's office, everybody. When not a single source knew what in the world she was talking about it finally dawned on her what the date was. For some reason, she instantly suspected me. :confused:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ala BJ Honeycut vs. Hawkeye Pierce. :clap:

Best I ever pulled was on a friend who owned a commercial building on Long Island. Got another friend to call her and convince her he was an FBI agent and they'd just impounded the entire building pending investigation of a stolen goods operation being conducted there. She was going nuts all day long making phone calls to her lawyer, the county sherriff's office, everybody. When not a single source knew what in the world she was talking about it finally dawned on her what the date was. For some reason, she instantly suspected me. :confused:

Outstanding work.

[Dreamy]

Ala BJ Honeycut vs. Hawkeye Pierce. :clap:

Best I ever pulled was on a friend who owned a commercial building on Long Island. Got another friend to call her and convince her he was an FBI agent and they'd just impounded the entire building pending investigation of a stolen goods operation being conducted there. She was going nuts all day long making phone calls to her lawyer, the county sherriff's office, everybody. When not a single source knew what in the world she was talking about it finally dawned on her what the date was. For some reason, she instantly suspected me. :confused:

:)) "Bad baby" strikes again!:twisted:

[Dragon1963]

Ala BJ Honeycut vs. Hawkeye Pierce. :clap:

Best I ever pulled was on a friend who owned a commercial building on Long Island. Got another friend to call her and convince her he was an FBI agent and they'd just impounded the entire building pending investigation of a stolen goods operation being conducted there. She was going nuts all day long making phone calls to her lawyer, the county sherriff's office, everybody. When not a single source knew what in the world she was talking about it finally dawned on her what the date was. For some reason, she instantly suspected me. :confused:

I never have seen that episode of MASH.

How well did she know you?

[ALBOB2]

I never have seen that episode of MASH.

You should, it was hysterical


How well did she know you?

Very dear friend. So much so that she didn't kill me when she found out. :mrgreen:

[texan_rep]

Just did my husband by text message.



:eek:

:silenced:

[ALBOB2]

Just did my husband by text message.




I'll bet that ruined a keyboard or two. :whistle:

And people say romance is dead. :rolleyes:

What font did you use? :twisted:



Sooooo many punchlines, so little time. :confused:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

i'll bet that ruined a keyboard or two. :whistle:

And people say romance is dead. :rolleyes:

What font did you use? :twisted:

Sooooo many punchlines, so little time. :confused:

:)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[Dreamy]

I'll bet that ruined a keyboard or two. :whistle:

And people say romance is dead. :rolleyes:

What font did you use? :twisted:



Sooooo many punchlines, so little time. :confused:


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Bold Italics Georgia.

And I am always so careful to not let you guys catch me with a slip......:wall::))

[RayMan]

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Bold Italics Georgia.

And I am always so careful to not let you guys catch me with a slip......:wall::))

Are you wearing one now?

[birdonawire]

OK it went off great! :lol:

I had a friend from another office call and ask for my husband and when he got on the phone he told him he was his long lost son. :mrgreen:

I had given the guy a few names of women that the hubby knew way back in the 70's and the hubby was freaking out! The guy told him he was on his way to our city to see him and would be there in about an hour.

When he put the guy on hold to tell me what was going on I finally lost control and told him April fools. :))

It was so funny!! :))


OK then I text-ed all my friends and family and told them good by that I had been cheating on my hubby and was leaving the country with this guy because he was loaded.

My sister fell for it she wanted to go with me. :lol:

[blazer]

you are so bad bird!

[birdonawire]

you are so bad bird!

I know. :cool: :lol:

Best ones I have pulled in a long time. :lol:

[Dreamy]

OK it went off great! :lol:

I had a friend from another office call and ask for my husband and when he got on the phone he told him he was his long lost son. :mrgreen:

I had given the guy a few names of women that the hubby knew way back in the 70's and the hubby was freaking out! The guy told him he was on his way to our city to see him and would be there in about an hour.

When he put the guy on hold to tell me what was going on I finally lost control and told him April fools. :))

It was so funny!! :))


OK then I text-ed all my friends and family and told them good by that I had been cheating on my hubby and was leaving the country with this guy because he was loaded.

My sister fell for it she wanted to go with me. :lol:


:)) Oh you're good...er..bad Bird! I need to hire you.

[birdonawire]

:)) Oh you're good...er..bad Bird! I need to hire you.


For a small fee I can be very evil......:cool:

[blazer]

For a small fee I can be very evil......:cool:

I would love to turn you lose on my prankster daughter! :razz:

[Dragon1963]

You should, it was hysterical




Very dear friend. So much so that she didn't kill me when she found out. :mrgreen:

So may MASH episodes were.

You go lucky, man.

[Dragon1963]

For a small fee I can be very evil......:cool:

Not everyone needs a fee to be very evil. I'll do evil for free. Its so satisfying every now and again.

[Ardathair]

My best April Fool's joke was telling everyone to be prepared for all sorts of stuff for two weeks in advance and then not doing a thing out of the ordinary.
I had everyone at work looking over their shoulders all day long.

Did that one years ago.

[khigh]

Well, my husband was home in November from Iraq for R&R and I sent him an email yesterday that he should be expecting a very pregnant wife when he gets home in June. Waiting on his reply and to see if he gets that it's April Fools. He should be online any minute now...

[birdonawire]

Well, my husband was home in November from Iraq for R&R and I sent him an email yesterday that he should be expecting a very pregnant wife when he gets home in June. Waiting on his reply and to see if he gets that it's April Fools. He should be online any minute now...
:lol:

[birdonawire]

Not everyone needs a fee to be very evil. I'll do evil for free. Its so satisfying every now and again.

So true. :cool:

[Mustang JEB]

OK, I just read through this thread.. I can't believe what I'm reading!

Yeah, all of bad ladies need spankings. Line up, Sgt JEB is here with the paddle..

:lol:

[blazer]

I'll get in line first. :)

[Mustang JEB]

*smack!!*

*smack smack smack!!!!*

You are redeemed now, carry on.

[blazer]

*smack!!*

*smack smack smack!!!!*

You are redeemed now, carry on.

ty:lol:

[birdonawire]

OK, I just read through this thread.. I can't believe what I'm reading!

Yeah, all of bad ladies need spankings. Line up, Sgt JEB is here with the paddle..

:lol:

Spankings huh???? Oh my I have been a bad, bad girl. :lol:

[Mustang JEB]

Spankings huh???? Oh my I have been a bad, bad girl. :lol:


Yes you have! This may take a while..

*Smack smack smack!!!*

*Smack smack smack smack!!!!!*

*Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!!!!!*


There, now you are redeemed. I sitll sense naughtyness in you though.. Don't go far, you may need another.
:lol:

[birdonawire]

Yes you have! This may take a while..

*Smack smack smack!!!*

*Smack smack smack smack!!!!!*

*Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!!!!!*


There, now you are redeemed. I sitll sense naughtyness in you though.. Don't go far, you may need another.
:lol:

promise not to be so rough the next time? :lol:

[ALBOB2]

Brilliant JEB, simply BRILLIANT! :clap:

[Mustang JEB]

promise not to be so rough the next time? :lol:


Bah, those were love taps, and you know you liked them!:lol:

[Dragon1963]

Did that one years ago.

Still works like a charm.

[Dragon1963]

OK, I just read through this thread.. I can't believe what I'm reading!

Yeah, all of bad ladies need spankings. Line up, Sgt JEB is here with the paddle..

:lol:

Who you calling a lady.....:evil:

[Mustang JEB]

Who you calling a lady.....:evil:


:hand:Get out of the line perv, no spanks for you!

Ladies only!~ I am very selective of who gets my spankings, and you lack the qualifications.

[Dragon1963]

:hand:Get out of the line perv, no spanks for you!

Ladies only!~ I am very selective of who gets my spankings, and you lack the qualifications.

Good you know the difference. :mrgreen:

[birdonawire]

Good you know the difference. :mrgreen:

:lol:

[Mustang JEB]

:lol:

Well well, back for more already???


*Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!!!!!*

*Smack!!!*

That last one for that bad girl picture!

You are now redeemed. Return again when you are naughty.

[birdonawire]

Well well, back for more already???


*Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!!!!!*

*Smack!!!*

That last one for that bad girl picture!

You are now redeemed. Return again when you are naughty.


Ease up dude you left marks the last time. :snooty: :lol:

[pumpkin escobar]

I will never forget how ****ed I was once in high school - my parents woke me up for school (not normal) but said go back to sleep there is a 2 hr fog delay...I had been partying the night before and could use the extra sleep...

Just after falling back to sleep soooo happy, they come busting in the room saying get your butt up, April Fools! grrrrr

[Dreamy]

I will never forget how ****ed I was once in high school - my parents woke me up for school (not normal) but said go back to sleep there is a 2 hr fog delay...I had been partying the night before and could use the extra sleep...

Just after falling back to sleep soooo happy, they come busting in the room saying get your butt up, April Fools! grrrrr

Sound like great parents Pumpkin! :twisted: Stay home and study next time instead of partying.:lol:

Oh and welcome to the boards. I'm the nice one here.:whistle:

[birdonawire]

Sound like great parents Pumpkin! :twisted: Stay home and study next time instead of partying.:lol:

Oh and welcome to the boards. I'm the nice one here.:whistle:



All of us ladies are nice here. ;) :lol:

[CID_0687]

All of us ladies are nice here. ;) :lol:
I'm CID and I approve this message.

[Dreamy]

All of us ladies are nice here. ;) :lol:

Um Birdie,this is a joke.

[Mustang JEB]

Dreamy is in line? This naughtiness will take some time to correct..

*closes the door*

Might take all night..:twisted:

[Dreamy]

Dreamy is in line? This naughtiness will take some time to correct..

*closes the door*

Might take all night..:twisted:

:lol:
Sometimes all is not known when Dreamy posts to people here. Assumptions can be soooooo funny.

[Mustang JEB]

:lol:
Sometimes all is not known when Dreamy posts to people here. Assumptions can be soooooo funny.

That sounded like impending doom..:surprised

I guess I can let you off easy.

[Dreamy]

That sounded like impending doom..:surprised

I guess I can let you off easy.

:hug:
Not at all JEB. Meeting time! Catch you all later and you tomorrow Mr. Crawfish!

[blazer]

i am nice and so is bird and Dreamy when we want to be nice!

[Dreamy]

i am nice and so is bird and Dreamy when we want to be nice!


Blazer.my comment was tongue in cheek for a reason hon. Birdie knows why now. :))

[blazer]

Blazer.my comment was tongue in cheek for a reason hon. Birdie knows why now. :))

oh okay i gotcha.

[Mustang JEB]

Bah! I broke the paddle on Birdie... But I have this horsewhip here with the leather tassels...

[blazer]

oh my!

[birdonawire]

Bah! I broke the paddle on Birdie... But I have this horsewhip here with the leather tassels...

Watch it buster I know how to use a horse whip....

[Mustang JEB]

Watch it buster I know how to use a horse whip....


Really!?!?!?! My turn now???

Yay!!!:dance:

[birdonawire]

Really!?!?!?! My turn now???

Yay!!!:dance:

I promise not to leave any marks. :cool:

[Mustang JEB]

I promise not to leave any marks. :cool:

Oh no, don't hold back..:twisted:

[birdonawire]

Oh no, don't hold back..:twisted:

Just remember youmight get what you ask for! :twisted::twisted::twisted:

[Mustang JEB]

Just remember youmight get what you ask for! :twisted::twisted::twisted:


:lol:
:dance:
:hug:

[birdonawire]

:lol:
:dance:
:hug:

I just LOVE a good sense of humor! :hug:

[Army Wife]

soooo walked into work yesterday morning ( 5AM) and the first thing I notice was the outside umbrella stand in the cafe with the stupid thing up...didn't think anything of it as we are always doing some kind of odd display at times...I then looked up and ALL the menu boards were upside down. As I walk to the back to put my handbag away I notice in passing a boat load of cafe furniture chained up in the back...shrugged and kept walking. Once in the very back I see our handicap table by the desk...Odd but OK if thats where they want it who am I to complain.

Before I started work I went down the short hall toward the restrooms and as I pass the men's room (we leave the doors propped open at night with the lights on) I did a double take - one of the shifts had put one of our circle tables in front of the toilet with a cafe chair on the other side and a game of solitaire in progress like who ever was playing had just gotten off the toilet.

They had taken all the cafe furniture and moved it tot he back brought all the patio furniture (that is to be locked up outside) inside, moved the spot lights from pointing on the display case to the back line (GRRR I was to short to fix those) then the crowning point was when the first customer came through the DT and the recorded greeting said and I quote.."Welcome to SBUX where the coffee is hot and XYZ (one of the guys who opened with me) is hotter."

If it had been up to me I would have left the display in the men's room but.... now its on to my revenge bwwwaaaaahhhhahahaha

[Antrel]

My friend had a girlfriend of hers take a pregnancy test. My friend then presented it to her husband shortly later in the day.