Heard a Joke - Suicide Bombers and 70 Virgins

[JohnRandolph]

Achmed was dedicated though not very bright,
The Sheik had promised him that if he carried out his mission,
70 virgins would be his reward in heaven.

With total dedication he ignited his device,
scattering himself across half an acre.

Moments later, before his very eyes


A Star Trek convention....

[Ballygrl]

Achmed was dedicated though not very bright,
The Sheik had promised him that if he carried out his mission,
70 virgins would be his reward in heaven.

With total dedication he ignited his device,
scattering himself across half an acre.

Moments later, before his very eyes


A Star Trek convention....

:))

[LouC]

Achmed was dedicated though not very bright,
The Sheik had promised him that if he carried out his mission,
70 virgins would be his reward in heaven.

With total dedication he ignited his device,
scattering himself across half an acre.

Moments later, before his very eyes


A Star Trek convention....

Boldly going where no man has gone before... :clap:

[RTchoke]

Achmed was dedicated though not very bright,
The Sheik had promised him that if he carried out his mission,
70 virgins would be his reward in heaven.

With total dedication he ignited his device,
scattering himself across half an acre.

Moments later, before his very eyes


A Star Trek convention....

:))

[bar1scorpio]

Of course, who the hell wrote that joke?

The Trekkies.

[Thor]

Reminds me of a similar joke...

Osama Bin Laden dies and he appears at heaven's gate. He is ushered inside where he is promptly confronted by Patrick Henry. Henry cries out, "How dare you attack the great nation that I helped form!" Henry then proceeds to stomp the hell out of Bin Laden. As Bin Laden starts to rise up he feels something grab him by the neck. It's George Washington. Washington calmly whispers, "You have no honor, sir! You attack innocent women and children! You are no warrior! You are a criminal!" Washington then belts Bin Laden across the face a few dozen times. As Bin Laden staggers around he bumps into something. It's Thomas Jefferson! Jefferson bellows, "If you attack my country, you attack me!" Jefferson then smashes his cane over Bin Laden's head. Bin Laden looks around and notices he is surrounded by a large number of very angry men. At this point Bin Laden looks into the sky and asks, "Dear God! What is this? I was promised 72 virgins in heaven!"

A voice then thunders from above, "Virgins? You misunderstood me! I promised 72 VIRGINIANS!"

[PercyVere]

Statistically, 9/11 Americans won't get this joke.

[freemind]

There was a joke about this in Family Guy. Here is the clip. It's only about 20 seconds long.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTW9aHf--co

[johnrocks]

Reminds me of a similar joke...

Osama Bin Laden dies and he appears at heaven's gate. He is ushered inside where he is promptly confronted by Patrick Henry. Henry cries out, "How dare you attack the great nation that I helped form!" Henry then proceeds to stomp the hell out of Bin Laden. As Bin Laden starts to rise up he feels something grab him by the neck. It's George Washington. Washington calmly whispers, "You have no honor, sir! You attack innocent women and children! You are no warrior! You are a criminal!" Washington then belts Bin Laden across the face a few dozen times. As Bin Laden staggers around he bumps into something. It's Thomas Jefferson! Jefferson bellows, "If you attack my country, you attack me!" Jefferson then smashes his cane over Bin Laden's head. Bin Laden looks around and notices he is surrounded by a large number of very angry men. At this point Bin Laden looks into the sky and asks, "Dear God! What is this? I was promised 72 virgins in heaven!"

A voice then thunders from above, "Virgins? You misunderstood me! I promised 72 VIRGINIANS!"

:))

[gdoane]

http://www.mindspring.com/%7Egdoane/_uimages/nunstoarms.jpg

How many virgins do they really get? NUN!!

[nortman]

Don't pick on Trekkies. Any day now they will move out of their mother's basements.






Er........Tislaw, it was a joke, okay. Please don't hurt me.

[Ardathair]

Why do Al-Quaida training groups consist of 73 members?

So they can each have their 72 virgins at the class reunion.