peter45
March 25th, 2009, 6:29 am
The “conservative” Economic System versus Capitalism
The “conservative” Economic System has been deceitfully formulated to resemble actual Capitalism. In fact the proponents of the system refer to it as capitalism.
The rules however are;
1. All money paid to the corporation by the potential owner of the corporation becomes the immediate property of the corporate manager.
2. The corporate manager shall determine how much of the owner’s money will be retained by the corporation. The rest of the owner’s money shall be divided amongst the corporate managers under the designation of “retention bonuses”.
3. The owner shall be persuaded to understand that the owner shall bow and scrape to the corporate manager even when the corporate manager does such a poor job that the corporation goes broke.
4. The corporate manager shall determine how much money shall be retained by the corporation such that the corporation shall give the impression that it is doing business. (The rest of the owner’s money having been paid in bonuses.)
5. When the corporate manager screws up to the point of causing the demise of the business, the owner shall accept the excuse that; “This is the free market.”
6. When it appears that a large number of the owners are about to request that they be given their money back to fund their retirements (as the Post War Baby Boomers), they shall accept the statement: “Tough luck, we will give you half of it back. And, you should consider yourselves lucky. Because we are the
ALL POWERFUL CORPORATE MANAGERS AND YOU INFERIOR SCUM OWNERS THAT GAVE US YOUR MONEY FOR SAFE KEEPING SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WE WERE THEIVES.”
The “conservative” Economic System has been deceitfully formulated to resemble actual Capitalism. In fact the proponents of the system refer to it as capitalism.
The rules however are;
1. All money paid to the corporation by the potential owner of the corporation becomes the immediate property of the corporate manager.
2. The corporate manager shall determine how much of the owner’s money will be retained by the corporation. The rest of the owner’s money shall be divided amongst the corporate managers under the designation of “retention bonuses”.
3. The owner shall be persuaded to understand that the owner shall bow and scrape to the corporate manager even when the corporate manager does such a poor job that the corporation goes broke.
4. The corporate manager shall determine how much money shall be retained by the corporation such that the corporation shall give the impression that it is doing business. (The rest of the owner’s money having been paid in bonuses.)
5. When the corporate manager screws up to the point of causing the demise of the business, the owner shall accept the excuse that; “This is the free market.”
6. When it appears that a large number of the owners are about to request that they be given their money back to fund their retirements (as the Post War Baby Boomers), they shall accept the statement: “Tough luck, we will give you half of it back. And, you should consider yourselves lucky. Because we are the
ALL POWERFUL CORPORATE MANAGERS AND YOU INFERIOR SCUM OWNERS THAT GAVE US YOUR MONEY FOR SAFE KEEPING SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WE WERE THEIVES.”