Heck of a Way to Start the Day

[CID_0687]

8 AM...I'm waiting for my ride to pick me up for work...8:15 I hear a horn honk in the parking lot...I get up, look out the window and see my ride is there. Go to the end table, get my keys, wallet, and phone...open the door...

This is how practically every morning starts, seems normal enough...But as I open my door there's something blocking the hallway...a human something. His head is towards the door to what I assume is his apartment, and his feet are to the door of mine.

I slam my door, he doesn't stir...I unintentionally kick him in the leg as I'm trying to step over him...he doesn't stir...His shorts are down around his ankles, and he's motionless...I stand there for a brief moment, and then I hear him snoring...OK, he's alive.

I go down stairs and get in the truck with the other adjuster I work with...He looks at me and can tell I'm perplexed..."What's wrong?", he asks, and I explain what I just saw.

We decided after my explanation that I should call the apartment complex security to come and take care of Mr. Sleepsinthehallwithmypantsdown. Apparently the security guard was already gone, the message gave me the number for the Louisville Metro Police Department non emergency line. I call them, they assure me that someone will be there shortly. I then call my wife to let her know that the children and she need to stay in the apartment until the individual is out of the hallway.

At this time, I'm not really worried about anyone's safety, I just don't want my wife and kids to step out in the hall and see bare ass...so, off to work.

About a mile down the road we pass an ambulance heading towards my apartment building...I thought surely the police wouldn't have called the paramedics, I knew dude was alive...but, whatever.

15 minutes later my phone rings, it's my wife. She tells me that the paramedics came and began attempting to wake up the individual. When he finally did wake up, he was ****ed and started throwing punches at them. They asked why he was asleep in the hallway, his answer was, "I ain't asleep in the hallway." :wall: They said, "Sir, you need to get up and cover up your junk."

My wife said that after this he began cussing and swinging at them some more and trying to kick in the door to his apartment. One of the paramedics then called the police and told them to get here quickly because the man was violent...as he was listening to the dispatcher the other paramedic said, "I just heard him say he has a weapon."

The police show up, they knock on the door...The girlfriend, or wife, whatever, says that Mr. Pantsaroundankles is gone, he has left, she doesn't know where he is, and doesn't know why they are here. They explain that he was asleep in the hall and they were just making sure he was ok...She says that he was in bed with her since 2:30 this morning, there's no way he could have been in the hallway. They ask if they can come in and see if he is alright, but she claims he's gone...The only logical way out is the door in the hallway...the other exit is the balcony that is 3 stories high. The paramedics and the police had both been in the hallway...

The girlfriend is hysterical, she refuses to let the police in the apartment...They ask what she's trying to hide, she of course says nothing...then runs and gets the keys to her car and says, "I have to go find him."

The police along with the paramedics search the other hallways and the outer perimeter for the individual.

Now, I'm not a cop, and have no right to claim to be, the only type of inspecting and investigating I know about are insurance claims. But I do have common sense, and it is telling me that if these people had nothing to hide then when the paramedics arrived this morning the dude would have gotten up, said he was fine, and went into his apartment, no problem.

My wife said that when the police asked the girlfriend if he was in trouble with the law she never heard the girlfriend answer...which is odd, because this woman is a loud mouth and our walls are paper thin.

I'm putting 2 and 2 together and I'm getting that we have a criminal living across the hall.

Several of you on here are in law enforcement and I wanted to get your opinion on this...plus I just wanted to share it because, at least to me, it was funny as hell.

[rhet 2]

Best guess: he was stoned out of his ever-living skull, tried to force sex with his wife, she threw him out the door, where he passed out -- and the apartment is full of zombie goop for the illiterate, ignorant, and wanna-be brain deads.

If I were DEA, I'd put a tail on Mr. Pantless and bust me a dealer sometime tomorrow.

What fun-fun-fun you inner city dwellers do have. :))

[angelicmadrigal]

This guy sounds like my former roomate, did you find any cheetos and hot sauce?? he sounds like Mr. Itakelithiumandambienthendrink15beersandwonderwhyI wakeupdownstariswithnopantslayingonthefloor AKA Mr. Idegreasemyhamburgerbystompingonitonthefloor.

[snow96]

I'm not a cop, but I think you can safely assume your pants down nieghbor is wanted by the cops for something.

Now as for the ambulance. You call me (I'm a dispatcher remember, in my juristiction non-emergency lines go to the same people as the 911's), and with what information you have given me . . . it's a typical "Man down." call. Snoring? "Death breaths" are often mistaken for Snoring . . . that ups the anty. But also in my juristiction . . . . and ambulance rolls, an officer goes. Officers usually beat the ambulance to the call. He would have been in a world of hurt had it been here :)

[CID_0687]

Best guess: he was stoned out of his ever-living skull, tried to force sex with his wife, she threw him out the door, where he passed out -- and the apartment is full of zombie goop for the illiterate, ignorant, and wanna-be brain deads.

If I were DEA, I'd put a tail on Mr. Pantless and bust me a dealer sometime tomorrow.

What fun-fun-fun you inner city dwellers do have. :))
:lol:

This may be the norm for some folks, and in some places...But I've lived all my life on 13 acres in Alabama...my closest neighbor being 1/4 of a mile away...so this is all new to me.

[drylok]

All I really care about is, do you and wife have a personal protective firearm in the house and are you both proficient with it?

[CID_0687]

I'm not a cop, but I think you can safely assume your pants down nieghbor is wanted by the cops for something.

Now as for the ambulance. You call me (I'm a dispatcher remember, in my juristiction non-emergency lines go to the same people as the 911's), and with what information you have given me . . . it's a typical "Man down." call. Snoring? "Death breaths" are often mistaken for Snoring . . . that ups the anty. But also in my juristiction . . . . and ambulance rolls, an officer goes. Officers usually beat the ambulance to the call. He would have been in a world of hurt had it been here :)
Didn't know that about the "death breaths", and I can understand the ambulance coming...but like you just said, it would make more sense for the police to have arrived first, or the paramedics to wait on the police to arrive, just in case something like this happened.

[CID_0687]

All I really care about is, do you and wife have a personal protective firearm in the house and are you both proficient with it?
I do have one of my handguns here, and I would have no problem using it...I do need to teach my wife how to shoot though...Never been much need for her having to learn before.

[Vaard]

guy could have been sleepwalking too.........

[CID_0687]

guy could have been sleepwalking too.........
Yeah, cause all sleepwalkers have a tendency to run and hide from the cops.

[Dreamy]

:lol:

This may be the norm for some folks, and in some places...But I've lived all my life on 13 acres in Alabama...my closest neighbor being 1/4 of a mile away...so this is all new to me.

Such a sheltered boy. I was leaving one of my big city offices and the door(which is in an alcove) would not budge cos it had a drunken human deadweight doorstop. :wall: I had to walk all the way down to another door to get out.

Thank goodness I live far away from those kind of door blockers but when you work or live in the city it happens.

[noelle12]

guy could have been sleepwalking too.........

With his pants around his ankles? Would have to be baby steps.

[drylok]

I do have one of my handguns here, and I would have no problem using it...I do need to teach my wife how to shoot though...Never been much need for her having to learn before.

I used to think the same about training my wife but I think differently now days and I live in the country outside a town of 400 people.
I'm doing everything I can to get my wife to let me train her but she's scared to death of it. I will never be able to live with myself if something happens to her when I'm not there. Knowing I didn't get her trained and she had no means to defend herself.

[gwhughes]

That's pretty crazy CID, a tip, get a welcome mat with spikes or something in it. You know the kind that really clean the mud off your boots. Then, at least, it won't be comforatable to sleep on your doorstep.

[Fire Watch]

Dope addict with dope in the apartment.

[CID_0687]

Dope addict with dope in the apartment.
That's pretty much what I thought.

[rhet 2]

I used to think the same about training my wife but I think differently now days and I live in the country outside a town of 400 people.
I'm doing everything I can to get my wife to let me train her but she's scared to death of it. I will never be able to live with myself if something happens to her when I'm not there. Knowing I didn't get her trained and she had no means to defend herself.

Her decision, not yours.

But, yeah, she DOES need to know how. We ALL do.

[melinda]

That's pretty much what I thought.

kinda obvious ...

[melinda]

I hope your day ends better than it began, CID :hug:

[Army Wife]

8 AM...I'm waiting for my ride to pick me up for work...8:15 I hear a horn honk in the parking lot...I get up, look out the window and see my ride is there. Go to the end table, get my keys, wallet, and phone...open the door...I unintentionally kick him in the leg as I'm trying to step over him...he doesn't stir...His shorts are down around his ankles, and he's motionless...I stand there for a brief moment, and then I hear him snoring...OK, he's alive.

:hand:

Don't want to hear it...that's what you get for not stopping and saying Hi besides I told you there were freaky people in this state but did ya listen to me... NNNnooooooo you didn't listen now ya got "nekkid" peeps in the hallway! :snooty:

[noose4]

8 AM...I'm waiting for my ride to pick me up for work...8:15 I hear a horn honk in the parking lot...I get up, look out the window and see my ride is there. Go to the end table, get my keys, wallet, and phone...open the door...

This is how practically every morning starts, seems normal enough...But as I open my door there's something blocking the hallway...a human something. His head is towards the door to what I assume is his apartment, and his feet are to the door of mine.

I slam my door, he doesn't stir...I unintentionally kick him in the leg as I'm trying to step over him...he doesn't stir...His shorts are down around his ankles, and he's motionless...I stand there for a brief moment, and then I hear him snoring...OK, he's alive.
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you live next door to me?

[JoJo626]

At least your doorway visitor was human. A lady in a town where we lived about 20 yrs. ago opened up her front door to pick up her newspaper and almost stepped on a decent-sized alligator.

The cops came to secure the scene, but Wildlife & Fisheries had to come to acutally catch the critter.

Definitely take the wife to the firing range to get her confortable with the gun(s). My husband has been letting me use the 25, but the safety is too hard to get off in an urgent situation. We're going to invest in another handgun for me. I'm also going to be learning to use the shotguns and rifles we have.

[ThrowCop]

:))


On a past trip to Amsterdam, I was awakened by the thud of a boot hitting my door at ~3am. I found this outside my door:

http://forums.hannity.com/picture.php?albumid=1421&pictureid=12161

I tried to get her to her room but she cursed at me in German ( I think it was "Stupid Chicken" but couldn't tell) so I left her there. She was still snoring at 8am when I left. :))

[Gabby]

:))


On a past trip to Amsterdam, I was awakened by the thud of a boot hitting my door at ~3am. I found this outside my door:

http://forums.hannity.com/picture.php?albumid=1421&pictureid=12161

I tried to get her to her room but she cursed at me in German ( I think it was "Stupid Chicken" but couldn't tell) so I left her there. She was still snoring at 8am when I left. :))

Darn... your link goes to a blank page

[BillyBobUSA]

Get a gun for your wife and insist she learn how to use it.

Then keep it loaded and out of the way of the kids.

And dont be hesitant about using it if the idiot ever tries to force his way into the apartment.

[ThrowCop]

Darn... your link goes to a blank pageSorry. It's in my profile but I edited & attached it :mrgreen:

[The Girl from Ipanema]

:))


On a past trip to Amsterdam, I was awakened by the thud of a boot hitting my door at ~3am. I found this outside my door:

http://forums.hannity.com/picture.php?albumid=1421&pictureid=12161

I tried to get her to her room but she cursed at me in German ( I think it was "Stupid Chicken" but couldn't tell) so I left her there. She was still snoring at 8am when I left. :))

And I was sitting here thinking that I must be a bad person for wondering why CID didn't snap a picture and submit it to fail blog.

I'm glad to see that I won't be in hell alone. ;)

[ThrowCop]

And I was sitting here thinking that I must be a bad person for wondering why CID didn't snap a picture and submit it to fail blog.

I'm glad to see that I won't be in hell alone. ;)I'll bring snacks. ;)

[Dreamy]

you live next door to me?


:))

I demand a recreation of these events. I am still rather confused about how all this went down. :whistle:

[CID_0687]

I'll bring snacks. ;)
I'll save you guys a seat. :lol:

[birddog1]

:))


On a past trip to Amsterdam, I was awakened by the thud of a boot hitting my door at ~3am. I found this outside my door:

http://forums.hannity.com/picture.php?albumid=1421&pictureid=12161

I tried to get her to her room but she cursed at me in German ( I think it was "Stupid Chicken" but couldn't tell) so I left her there. She was still snoring at 8am when I left. :))

I am very disappointed. You didn't have magic markers, shaving cream, or at least a warm cup of water to decorate your guest with?

[Dreamy]

I'll save you guys a seat. :lol:

Are you over your "rough morning"?:))

I am so glad I do not live in an apartment. Anytime you have to share common areas there is the risk you will see things that you would rather not see.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

8 AM...I'm waiting for my ride to pick me up for work...8:15 I hear a horn honk in the parking lot...I get up, look out the window and see my ride is there. Go to the end table, get my keys, wallet, and phone...open the door...

This is how practically every morning starts, seems normal enough...But as I open my door there's something blocking the hallway...a human something. His head is towards the door to what I assume is his apartment, and his feet are to the door of mine.

I slam my door, he doesn't stir...I unintentionally kick him in the leg as I'm trying to step over him...he doesn't stir...His shorts are down around his ankles, and he's motionless...I stand there for a brief moment, and then I hear him snoring...OK, he's alive.

I go down stairs and get in the truck with the other adjuster I work with...He looks at me and can tell I'm perplexed..."What's wrong?", he asks, and I explain what I just saw.

We decided after my explanation that I should call the apartment complex security to come and take care of Mr. Sleepsinthehallwithmypantsdown. Apparently the security guard was already gone, the message gave me the number for the Louisville Metro Police Department non emergency line. I call them, they assure me that someone will be there shortly. I then call my wife to let her know that the children and she need to stay in the apartment until the individual is out of the hallway.

At this time, I'm not really worried about anyone's safety, I just don't want my wife and kids to step out in the hall and see bare ass...so, off to work.

About a mile down the road we pass an ambulance heading towards my apartment building...I thought surely the police wouldn't have called the paramedics, I knew dude was alive...but, whatever.

15 minutes later my phone rings, it's my wife. She tells me that the paramedics came and began attempting to wake up the individual. When he finally did wake up, he was ****ed and started throwing punches at them. They asked why he was asleep in the hallway, his answer was, "I ain't asleep in the hallway." :wall: They said, "Sir, you need to get up and cover up your junk."

My wife said that after this he began cussing and swinging at them some more and trying to kick in the door to his apartment. One of the paramedics then called the police and told them to get here quickly because the man was violent...as he was listening to the dispatcher the other paramedic said, "I just heard him say he has a weapon."

The police show up, they knock on the door...The girlfriend, or wife, whatever, says that Mr. Pantsaroundankles is gone, he has left, she doesn't know where he is, and doesn't know why they are here. They explain that he was asleep in the hall and they were just making sure he was ok...She says that he was in bed with her since 2:30 this morning, there's no way he could have been in the hallway. They ask if they can come in and see if he is alright, but she claims he's gone...The only logical way out is the door in the hallway...the other exit is the balcony that is 3 stories high. The paramedics and the police had both been in the hallway...

The girlfriend is hysterical, she refuses to let the police in the apartment...They ask what she's trying to hide, she of course says nothing...then runs and gets the keys to her car and says, "I have to go find him."

The police along with the paramedics search the other hallways and the outer perimeter for the individual.

Now, I'm not a cop, and have no right to claim to be, the only type of inspecting and investigating I know about are insurance claims. But I do have common sense, and it is telling me that if these people had nothing to hide then when the paramedics arrived this morning the dude would have gotten up, said he was fine, and went into his apartment, no problem.

My wife said that when the police asked the girlfriend if he was in trouble with the law she never heard the girlfriend answer...which is odd, because this woman is a loud mouth and our walls are paper thin.

I'm putting 2 and 2 together and I'm getting that we have a criminal living across the hall.

Several of you on here are in law enforcement and I wanted to get your opinion on this...plus I just wanted to share it because, at least to me, it was funny as hell.

Come clean.

Mr. Pantsaroundankles is you, isn't it?

[Voluptuosa]

Did that ever get straightened out?

[neoINDIE]

CID - that sounds like my night this last Saturday - except (X 12).

FYI - for some reason criminals and drunks always have their pants hanging half way down.

Thats what backup is for. One person to walk the person to the car, the 2nd officer to hold their pants up.

I don't have an explanation for why that is, it just is! :))

[Dreamy]

CID - that sounds like my night this last Saturday - except (X 12).

FYI - for some reason criminals and drunks always have their pants hanging half way down.

Thats what backup is for. One person to walk the person to the car, the 2nd officer to hold their pants up.

I don't have an explanation for why that is, it just is! :))

:)) Well in some cases these pants were never fully up. These dopes with their droopy drawers crack me up. Oh yeah dude,that looks real cool. lol

[CID_0687]

Are you over your "rough morning"?:))

I am so glad I do not live in an apartment. Anytime you have to share common areas there is the risk you will see things that you would rather not see.
Yep..I'm over it.

Things have been pretty calm around here since yesterday morning.

This isn't the first issue we've had with our neighbors, but it is definitely the most umm...disturbing, yet comical.

We've had to call security twice after the ************s wouldn't turn down their stereo after I asked them politely....I don't mind normally, but when it's after midnight and it's waking up my kids......

They have a habit of standing in the hall and talking with their friends from another building, our couch is right at the exterior wall so you can't hear the tv when they start...They've toned that down since the night I went and stood in the doorway in my underoos, I didn't have to say a word...they got the point. :D

[CID_0687]

CID - that sounds like my night this last Saturday - except (X 12).

FYI - for some reason criminals and drunks always have their pants hanging half way down.

Thats what backup is for. One person to walk the person to the car, the 2nd officer to hold their pants up.

I don't have an explanation for why that is, it just is! :))
:))

[Dreamy]

Yep..I'm over it.

Things have been pretty calm around here since yesterday morning.

This isn't the first issue we've had with our neighbors, but it is definitely the most umm...disturbing, yet comical.

We've had to call security twice after the ************s wouldn't turn down their stereo after I asked them politely....I don't mind normally, but when it's after midnight and it's waking up my kids......

They have a habit of standing in the hall and talking with their friends from another building, our couch is right at the exterior wall so you can't hear the tv when they start...They've toned that down since the night I went and stood in the doorway in my underoos, I didn't have to say a word...they got the point. :D

:)) Man in hall with just hisUnderoos. That would keep me locked up and in my apartment. Good luck Cid. Hopefully you or they move.

[meggers49]

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Several of you on here are in law enforcement and I wanted to get your opinion on this...plus I just wanted to share it because, at least to me, it was funny as hell.

lol welcome to our world. You can't make this **** up. Probably had contriband all over the house ......and would have found it looking for mr.flappininthebreeze.

People are odd. Had a lady come by ambulance one night because she took 5 hits of crack and when she stood up she felt dizzy and funny. No other complaints. I asked, "isn't that the point"?

Hopefully the management will ask them to kindly remove themselves from the premises.

[meggers49]

CID - that sounds like my night this last Saturday - except (X 12).

FYI - for some reason criminals and drunks always have their pants hanging half way down.

Thats what backup is for. One person to walk the person to the car, the 2nd officer to hold their pants up.

I don't have an explanation for why that is, it just is! :))

yeah, but it makes them easier to chase, as they trip with their pants around their ankles, and of course, makes a nice target for chewing for the doggies. :D

[gdoane]

yeah, but it makes them easier to chase, as they trip with their pants around their ankles, and of course, makes a nice target for chewing for the doggies. :D

It makes it harder for liberals to sell the concept of "corrections" as well because there's no way to look at some idiot who can't even dress himself properly as somebody who can be rehabilitated. The dude was never habilitated in the first place.

[neoINDIE]

yeah, but it makes them easier to chase, as they trip with their pants around their ankles, and of course, makes a nice target for chewing for the doggies. :D

We had to kick this guy out of a hotel room who was causing problems (drunk, of course). He is walking in front of us, his pants halfway down, and he is calling us "****." ---> (the stars would be a deragatory term for a homosexual)

So I say, "Your walking in front of us with your pants down calling us **** - unless you want to find out for real you'd better start walking faster."

He did shut up and start walking faster..

[Dreamy]

We had to kick this guy out of a hotel room who was causing problems (drunk, of course). He is walking in front of us, his pants halfway down, and he is calling us "****." ---> (the stars would be a deragatory term for a homosexual)

So I say, "Your walking in front of us with your pants down calling us **** - unless you want to find out for real you'd better start walking faster."

He did shut up and start walking faster..

:)) The stories the police officers here could tell us would make a great thread.

Do you start to think people are just very stupid? lol

[CID_0687]

we had to kick this guy out of a hotel room who was causing problems (drunk, of course). He is walking in front of us, his pants halfway down, and he is calling us "****." ---> (the stars would be a deragatory term for a homosexual)

so i say, "your walking in front of us with your pants down calling us **** - unless you want to find out for real you'd better start walking faster."

he did shut up and start walking faster..
:)) :)) :))

[neoINDIE]

:)) The stories the police officers here could tell us would make a great thread.

Do you start to think people are just very stupid? lol

Well, yes.

[Dreamy]

It appears to me that no one on this board is either spiritual or sensual.

Just a bunch of whackers!

Profound observation noob. lol

[ThrowCop]

Profound observation noob. lolrandom post of the day, huh? :lol:

[Dreamy]

random post of the day, huh? :lol:


No one! He said no one!! :wall: He knows every one of us!

I am still trying to figure out what a whacker is. It better be nice or Hussein is gonna get my Irish up.:twisted:

:))

[Army Wife]

Do you start to think people are just very stupid? lol


Do you want the truth or what you want to hear.... :angel:

[Gabby]

It appears to me that no one on this board is either spiritual or sensual.

Just a bunch of whackers!

Oh yea, because this thread is so filled with things that insire both spirituality and sensuality??? :wall:

[TinCan]

Yep..I'm over it.

Things have been pretty calm around here since yesterday morning.

This isn't the first issue we've had with our neighbors, but it is definitely the most umm...disturbing, yet comical.

We've had to call security twice after the ************s wouldn't turn down their stereo after I asked them politely....I don't mind normally, but when it's after midnight and it's waking up my kids......

They have a habit of standing in the hall and talking with their friends from another building, our couch is right at the exterior wall so you can't hear the tv when they start...They've toned that down since the night I went and stood in the doorway in my underoos, I didn't have to say a word...they got the point. :D

Now that's the picture to post, CID "hanging out" in the hallway with the "gang" in his underoos! :))

[TinCan]

Hey CID, you need to get her one of those pretty pink guns with mother-of-pearl grips. Now who wouldn't want to shoot one of those babies. :)

[orbitaldecay]

It appears to me that no one on this board is either spiritual or sensual.

Just a bunch of whackers!

Mr President is that you?