Gift-giving Ideas for Barry the Manchild

[Oddball]

Given that our President is a total buffoon when it comes to giving thoughtful and poignant gifts to world allies and dignitaries, it seems as though, like his words, good ideas for such gifts will have to come from outside him as well.

So, in the spirit of all the thoughtful and useful gifts that Dr. Walter E. Williams got for his late and beloved wife, I hereby commence the not-so-official Barry Obammy gift-giving suggestion thread.

For his upcoming trip to Great Britain, he could get HRH Queen Elizabeth what every Queen needs to keep up on the news from across the pond.....a digital teevee converter box.

[ValricoKate]

or if he wants to save fuel and be environmentally correct by not taking the 1 pound object with him he could just give her the US government coupon.

[snagswolf]

A carton of Lucky Strikes and copy of the "Conspiracy? - Princess Diana" DVD.

[RTchoke]

Odor Eaters and some crest White Strips.

:mrgreen:

[JudasGoat]

facebook has this cool thing; the white trash home shopping network.
You cna send people all kinds of white trash gifts. I would send him the "turd in a box" gift.

[snagswolf]

How about a Big Mouth Billy Bass? One with a british accent and sings "God Shave the Queen".

I get the feeling the Queen is a Billy Bass type of gal.

[RTchoke]

How about a Big Mouth Billy Bass? One with a british accent and sings "God Shave the Queen".

I get the feeling the Queen is a Billy Bass type of gal.

oooooooooooooo....................that's a good one. :D

[dittoheadAZ]

With his tax hike, he wants 50% of everything I produce.

So I'm having part of my sewer pipe redirected directly to Geithner's office.

(That was based on an old Russian joke, from "Is That You Laughing, Comrade?"... scarily enough, there are some other jokes in there that are even more adaptable to Obama!)