tracifish
February 3rd, 2009, 11:28 am
Oh hai!
I found out that LOLCat speak is a new kind of phenomenon. Naughty kittehs are taking over our beautiful English (and Arabic languages). No, srsly. Take a look at this koran passage. notice anything?
chapter 10 Tunafish D00d
1. Meowla. Deez r teh versez ov teh alfa kitteh book.
2. Duz peeps arch demz baks an stik owt fur cuz a kitteh hoo iz wun ov dem wuz telled 2 warn dem an 2 bring a cookie 2 dem hoo follo Rewfcat? teh unbehavvers meow like dis:”her iz teh lolz, srsly! “
3. Rewfcat maded teh hebbinz an teh urfs in 6 dayz, den sitted on her trone, an wuz likkin her fur an watchin ebery ting; wen her Is Not Amuzed, nobuddy iz amuzed. Her iz Rewf cat, ur Rewfcat, so follo her. U iz telled. Srsly.
4. Everbuddy iz gonna huddel arownd Rewf; Her promizez, Her keeps dem. Her canz unmaek alla stuffs if her wants: u iz bad, yu gits skratch on noze; u iz gud, gits cheezburgr. So doan be wif misbeehaevin. k?
5. Her maded teh sun all beemy, an teh moon tu, onlee nawt so much, lol cuz kitnz no needz brait lait, dat iz onlee fer gardian hyoominz can haz seeingz, nawt go stumblin arownd steppin on tails, cuz dem iz week in demz aiz, srsly. An Rewfcat maded da sun an moon go arownd tellin gardian peeps wen is tiem fer tu giv tu kitzn a cheezeburger; Her tinked of ebery ting, an if yu has a smarts, yu noes dis....
And they're adding cute kitteh illustrations like this:
If you think LOLKoran is funny, give propz to this guy over here: http://lolkoran.blogspot.com/
If you prefer the LOLCat bible translation, then check this:http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
p.s. neither LOLCat translations claim to be holy, so you're safe.
I found out that LOLCat speak is a new kind of phenomenon. Naughty kittehs are taking over our beautiful English (and Arabic languages). No, srsly. Take a look at this koran passage. notice anything?
chapter 10 Tunafish D00d
1. Meowla. Deez r teh versez ov teh alfa kitteh book.
2. Duz peeps arch demz baks an stik owt fur cuz a kitteh hoo iz wun ov dem wuz telled 2 warn dem an 2 bring a cookie 2 dem hoo follo Rewfcat? teh unbehavvers meow like dis:”her iz teh lolz, srsly! “
3. Rewfcat maded teh hebbinz an teh urfs in 6 dayz, den sitted on her trone, an wuz likkin her fur an watchin ebery ting; wen her Is Not Amuzed, nobuddy iz amuzed. Her iz Rewf cat, ur Rewfcat, so follo her. U iz telled. Srsly.
4. Everbuddy iz gonna huddel arownd Rewf; Her promizez, Her keeps dem. Her canz unmaek alla stuffs if her wants: u iz bad, yu gits skratch on noze; u iz gud, gits cheezburgr. So doan be wif misbeehaevin. k?
5. Her maded teh sun all beemy, an teh moon tu, onlee nawt so much, lol cuz kitnz no needz brait lait, dat iz onlee fer gardian hyoominz can haz seeingz, nawt go stumblin arownd steppin on tails, cuz dem iz week in demz aiz, srsly. An Rewfcat maded da sun an moon go arownd tellin gardian peeps wen is tiem fer tu giv tu kitzn a cheezeburger; Her tinked of ebery ting, an if yu has a smarts, yu noes dis....
And they're adding cute kitteh illustrations like this:
If you think LOLKoran is funny, give propz to this guy over here: http://lolkoran.blogspot.com/
If you prefer the LOLCat bible translation, then check this:http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
p.s. neither LOLCat translations claim to be holy, so you're safe.