*** OUR GATHERING PLACE *** Fellowship and Laughter - Welcome to RF!

[Meriweather]

A warm welcome to the Religion Forum! We have people of all faiths participating here—from Orthodox beliefs—to those who prefer a more independent approach to religion—and, of course, agnostics and atheists. This thread is intended as a place to laugh, to unwind between debates, and to chat with your fellow Religion Forum debaters.

If you are new, we are happy you joined us. Tell us a little about yourself. If you live in RF (as I pretty much do) here’s the new place to get to know others better and chat without taking a Religious thread off topic.

Besides laughter and fellowship, here is what else you might bring to this thread:

• More laughter
• More fellowship
• Devotionals, poetry, prayers, prayer requests
• Inspirational quotes and stories
• Summarize an interesting thread (here or in other Hannity Forums)
• Tell us about a meaningful homily you recently heard
• Music!
• Personal Stories and Testimonies
• Religion Forum Post of the Week (or even the day)
• If you have another particularly brilliant idea, let’s add it to this list!

As a reminder to all of us, and a must read (http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=68516)for those new to the Religion Forum, here is the:

<Link to Our Beloved Rules of Respect in RF> (http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=68516)

Keep in mind, too, the goal of this thread is clean, loving and friendly fellowship with one another. I could write a whole list of rules against bitterness, rancor, or getting too raunchy. However, whenever I think of rules, I remember the house rules a beloved friend said were framed in the entry hall of his college rooming house. With a one word change (from House to Thread), I think it will work well here:

THREAD RULES
Gentlemen need none


So, to both old and new friends: <Cheers!> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6HI1pjfHlc) And, if you have any concerns feel free to send me a PM.

[Meriweather]

A current Religion Forum thread I'd like to comment on is Got a Good Religion Joke?.

We have had a little controversy over this thread. Summing up the positions:

1. Laughter is good for the soul.
2. Making frivolous jokes with Jesus (or God) at the center of them, is not reverent, it is a form of mockery.
3. It's different versions of about the same three-to-six jokes.

My opinion for the two cents it is worth: While I, personally, don't feel the joke thread is a mockery of God, I emphasize very well with people who do. Which one of us haven't been in a thread we feel mocks God or a scripture we care about? When that happens, don't we become Warriors in God or scripture's defense? Here is a thread where this is happening.

Second: We don't need to read every thread. The joke thread has been approved by Tislaw as appropriate for the Religion Forum. This does not mean we must read it; it can be ignored in favor of other threads.

Third: If there are only about six variations, the thread will fall off the Board fairly quickly. Patience is a virtue worth cultivating, and here's a chance.

[Meriweather]

One of the things that I am hoping happens quite often in Our Gathering Place is summarizing a lengthy thread. For example, yesterday I came home and saw Catholics Who Vote for Freedom of Choice Act Could Face Automatic Excommunication--and I haven't had time to read the nearly one hundred posts. Anyone want to clue me in with a brief synopsis of what its about and the positions being taken? I'd truly appreciate that.

[blazer]

Thanksgiving
As we approach this Thanksgiving Day, I am thankful in many a way. I could never thank God as much as I should, because of His love, because He is good! I am thankful for so many things. I really don't know where to start. Thanking God must come from the heart! I just want to thank Him for His light and His love, for sending His precious gift from up above. For loving and forgiving me and saving me from my sins. That is where I would like to begin. I just want to praise Him for food and clothes, for loving me more than anyone knows. for giving me a good place to lay my weary head. I just want to thank Him for my nice, warm bed. I would like to praise Him for my house and my home. For keeping me safe, wherever I may roam. I would like to thank Him for the church where I pray and the precious Bible that I read everyday. But most of all, for my precious family and friends and for giving me a love that knows no end! © D.B.( I wrote this

[blazer]

When your heart has been broken and you feel like no one cares, come talk to me. I will be there. When you have cried a thousand tears and they still won't quit falling. Come to me, I hear you calling. Just lay your weary head on my chest. I am here for you. I will give you rest. Just reach out and take my hand. I am here, I understand. When you feel like you have lost your best friend, I will be here until the end. Tell me all your worries, tell me all your cares. I will be there to answer your prayers. I know life isn't easy, the road you travel is so hard and long. I will give you hope again. I will give your heart a song. But stop trying to carry the load. Stop trying to heal your land. Trust me, I have a plan. Although you may not see it, I have your best interest at heart. Just trust me to fill in the missing parts. Do not be discouraged when trouble comes your way. I promise you there will be brighter days. I know how it feels to be abandoned and unloved. But remember I am watching from above. Just when you feel like you have walked your last mile, i will come on the scene. I will make you smile. You never have to fight the battle alone. Follow me, I will lead you home. I will lead you away from this dry and barren land, high on the mountain where you can stand. Always remember I love you more than you can ever know. You must go through trials so you can grow! So grow for me and be a light and I will lead you to a land where there is no night!
__________________

[Meriweather]

When your heart has been broken and you feel like no one cares, come talk to me. I will be there. When you have cried a thousand tears and they still won't quit falling. Come to me, I hear you calling. Just lay your weary head on my chest. I am here for you. I will give you rest. Just reach out and take my hand. I am here, I understand. When you feel like you have lost your best friend, I will be here until the end. Tell me all your worries, tell me all your cares. I will be there to answer your prayers. I know life isn't easy, the road you travel is so hard and long. I will give you hope again. I will give your heart a song. But stop trying to carry the load. Stop trying to heal your land. Trust me, I have a plan. Although you may not see it, I have your best interest at heart. Just trust me to fill in the missing parts. Do not be discouraged when trouble comes your way. I promise you there will be brighter days. I know how it feels to be abandoned and unloved. But remember I am watching from above. Just when you feel like you have walked your last mile, i will come on the scene. I will make you smile. You never have to fight the battle alone. Follow me, I will lead you home. I will lead you away from this dry and barren land, high on the mountain where you can stand. Always remember I love you more than you can ever know. You must go through trials so you can grow! So grow for me and be a light and I will lead you to a land where there is no night!
__________________


Just the prayer I've been needing. Thank you, blazer.

[Meriweather]

Good morning, one and all! For those who enjoy coffee, here you are! Enjoy while you read the prayer blazer posted ahead of this.

http://www.reallynatural.com/archives/Coffee%20Lover.jpg

[blazer]

Thank you for that wonderful cup of coffee! I am just sitting here thinking about how very blessed I am!

[Koushi Shinigami]

Hi.






THREAD RULES
Gentlemen need none





You give me too much credit... :razz:

[Semi-Sweet]

Jesus hardly thought of Himself at all, so absorbed he was in the problems of others. He was approachable to children, to women, to the outcasts of society, even to despised lepers. He was never too busy for people. He always had time for them, however busy he was.

The common people heard Him gladly because they sensed the radiance of His openness. Jesus was even harborous to those who did Him wrong. Being approachable! It is the one trait that makes for a beautiful life.

[terri910]

Good morning, all! :hug:

[Mikko]

Here is a prayer I have always liked, and it works for many different religious orientations. It's called "The Grace Prayer":

Grace Prayer
For thee I thirst,
Into Thy hands I commit my spirit
(My soul, my body, my life, this problem, all unforgiven states).
Thy will is my will.
Thy will be done through me.
Transform me at depth.
Reveal that which needs to be revealed.
Heal that which needs to be healed
so I can glorify You, God,
and live in the fullness of grace.
It is finished. I am grateful. Amen

[Mikko]

BTW, Good morning!!:)

[Mikko]

Good morning, all! :hug:
Hi, Terri, how have you been?

[terri910]

Hi, Terri, how have you been?
Good, thanks....and how is Mikko and Mikko's loved ones?

[Meriweather]

Hi.

Hello, Koushi, and a wondrous day to you.

You give me too much credit... :razz:


Then use it well. ;) (Personally I think I can hand you some more without it going over the top.)

You realize I'll be expecting you to bring Monty Python in with you every so often?

[Koushi Shinigami]

'Tis but a flesh wound.

[Meriweather]

Here is a prayer I have always liked, and it works for many different religious orientations. It's called "The Grace Prayer":

Grace Prayer
For thee I thirst,
Into Thy hands I commit my spirit
(My soul, my body, my life, this problem, all unforgiven states).
Thy will is my will.
Thy will be done through me.
Transform me at depth.
Reveal that which needs to be revealed.
Heal that which needs to be healed
so I can glorify You, God,
and live in the fullness of grace.
It is finished. I am grateful. Amen

This is beautiful, Mikko.

[Meriweather]

'Tis but a flesh wound.


A flesh wound? You exaggerate. 'Tis but a scratch.

[blazer]

Good morning all!

[Meriweather]

Good morning all!

Good morning right back at you. What are you up to today?

[blazer]

Good morning right back at you. What are you up to today?
fixin to get busy in a few minutes homeschooling and cleaning house, you?

[Meriweather]

fixin to get busy in a few minutes homeschooling and cleaning house, you?

What I am most looking forward to is a couple of games of kickball this afternoon. I had a great time with that yesterday.

[blazer]

What I am most looking forward to is a couple of games of kickball this afternoon. I had a great time with that yesterday.

sounds like a great way to stay warm!

[Mikko]

Good, thanks....and how is Mikko and Mikko's loved ones?
Very well, thanks.:)

[Mikko]

This is beautiful, Mikko.
It's one of my favorites. It puts everything in God's hands. That's the only sure avenue to success.:)

[Koushi Shinigami]

It's one of my favorites. It puts everything in God's hands. That's the only sure avenue to success.:)



:eh: Who are you and what have you done with Mikko?

[Meriweather]

It's one of my favorites. It puts everything in God's hands. That's the only sure avenue to success.:)

Putting things in God's hands seems to be the starting theme for me today. CID provided me with a link to Pentecostal homilies (or perhaps that is a link to homilies given by a Pentecostal), and Kent Maddox had some startling things to say about submission. The theme was that by submitting to those in authority over one, God can then use that submission for His purposes in building our lives.

I may need CID and RayMan and gpd to come in and tell me what they think of the homily's thesis. What about you, Mikko? What do you think of submission?

[terri910]

I only a few minutes to peek in, right now, but I'd like to summarize the "Should you believe in the Trinity" thread.

Basically, the arguments are:

"Yes" and "No."























:shifty:

[Koushi Shinigami]

I only a few minutes to peek in, right now, but I'd like to summarize the "Should you believe in the Trinity" thread.

Basically, the arguments are:

"Yes" and "No."

:shifty:


I think it's degraded to "Uh Huh :razz: " and "Nah Ahhhh :razz: "

[meggers49]

I only a few minutes to peek in, right now, but I'd like to summarize the "Should you believe in the Trinity" thread.

Basically, the arguments are:

"Yes" and "No."























:shifty:

well, that clears everything up! thanks so!! lol

btw, it's snowing like crazy here. Merry Christmas!

[Meriweather]

I only a few minutes to peek in, right now, but I'd like to summarize the "Should you believe in the Trinity" thread.

Basically, the arguments are:

"Yes" and "No." :shifty:

and

I think it's degraded to "Uh Huh " and "Nah Ahhhh "


:))

You guys are a big help! Didn't your English teachers teach you how to write paragraph summaries? Sheesh. I'm teaching my science kids how to do them, and let me tell you, I am seeing better work from sixth graders! :razz:

[Koushi Shinigami]

Nah Ahhhh. :razz:

[Meriweather]

well, that clears everything up! thanks so!! lol

btw, it's snowing like crazy here. Merry Christmas!


Zipped right past Thanksgiving, meggers! In what part of the country do you live?

[birdonawire]

Good morning people I haven't been down here for a while except to read but I am still hanging around.

Hi Terri long time no see! :D

[Meriweather]

Good morning, bird. I've missed your posts in RF. How are you doing?

[terri910]

You guys are a big help! Didn't your English teachers teach you how to write paragraph summaries? Sheesh. I'm teaching my science kids how to do them, and let me tell you, I am seeing better work from sixth graders! :razz:
See, I'm conflicted. One teacher used to loved 500-word essays. Another used to value being concise.

I just chose the latter, that's all! :angel:

[archangelo]

Hey, Meri! Good luck wih this latest endeavor...you're in my prayers!

(Which I don't forget even though I forget to write back. Much.)

[terri910]

Good morning people I haven't been down here for a while except to read but I am still hanging around.

Hi Terri long time no see! :D
Hi, birdonawire (I always think of that pic of a bird hanging upside down that I posted, when I see your moniker! *L*)!

I took a self-imposed break for a while. Does my head look like its on any straighter now? :D

[terri910]

btw, it's snowing like crazy here. Merry Christmas!
Snow.....and I keep wondering when we're going to get some cooler temperatures here in southern California.

[Meriweather]

See, I'm conflicted. One teacher used to loved 500-word essays. Another used to value being concise.

I just chose the latter, that's all! :angel:

All right, Little Angel. How about a three-to-seven sentence paragraph? To sweeten the deal, I won't make you diagram any of the sentences.

[terri910]

All right, Little Angel. How about a three-to-seven sentence paragraph? To sweeten the deal, I won't make you diagram any of the sentences.
Honestly, I haven't been in that thread for a while, and couldn't summarize it if forced to, other than "yes" and "no."

...and if I could I'm not sure I would trust me to do the "no" side justice!

[Meriweather]

Hey, Meri! Good luck wih this latest endeavor...you're in my prayers!

(Which I don't forget even though I forget to write back. Much.)


Thank you very much, archangelo! :hug: I truly appreciate the prayers. I have some very special intentions for this thread.... May God be with us.

[meggers49]

Zipped right past Thanksgiving, meggers! In what part of the country do you live?

along the lake in a suburb of Rochester, NY (the state of utter chaos)

[Meriweather]

Honestly, I haven't been in that thread for a while, and couldn't summarize it if forced to, other than "yes" and "no."

...and if I could I'm not sure I would trust me to do the "no" side justice!

Serves me right for trying to take a shortcut and not read it all for myself. But one hundred posts in a single day?! That intimidates even me--and I like reading what everyone posts.

[Meriweather]

along the lake in a suburb of Rochester, NY (the state of utter chaos)

Ah. I thought California had the bragging rights to utter chaos.

[meggers49]

wish me luck painting today! i'm gonna paint my daughter's room. I got the wallpaper off FINALLY, btw, if you ever need a wall paper stripper the Wagner one (water reservoir sits on the floor and it has a very light panel that you hold to the wall) is MAAAAAAAAAHVELOUS!! I did in 2 hours the same amount of stripping it took me to do 2 days to accomplish before (and that was with an older steamer)....also, get the little gizmo that scores the paper for you and the matching scraper.....worth EVERY penny.

:D

[Koushi Shinigami]

Honestly, I haven't been in that thread for a while, and couldn't summarize it if forced to, other than "yes" and "no."

...and if I could I'm not sure I would trust me to do the "no" side justice!

I posted what I believe was a third position. That was along the lines of "You should believe whatever the dogma of your chosen faith says." I was promptly evicerated for it.

[meggers49]

Ah. I thought California had the bragging rights to utter chaos.

ok, you take Chaos and i'll take The State of Abject Stupidity and Governmental Inertia.

[meggers49]

I posted what I believe was a third position. That was along the lines of "You should believe whatever the dogma of your chosen faith says." I was promptly evicerated for it.

well, that's messy. and probably fairly painful. :eek:

[birdonawire]

Hi, birdonawire (I always think of that pic of a bird hanging upside down that I posted, when I see your moniker! *L*)!

I took a self-imposed break for a while. Does my head look like its on any straighter now? :D

I had forgotten about that bird! :lol:

And yes your head is screwed on just fine! :lol:

I took a break from here too but I just went to the WP and stressed myself out. :eek:

[free2B]

Good morning, one and all! For those who enjoy coffee, here you are! Enjoy while you read the prayer blazer posted ahead of this.

http://www.reallynatural.com/archives/Coffee%20Lover.jpg

thank you meri, that is just what I needed!

[birdonawire]

Good morning, bird. I've missed your posts in RF. How are you doing?

Morning Merri I am hanging in there , just dealing with the kids and grand kids and health problems......gee I just stressed myself out. :eek:

[free2B]

I had forgotten about that bird! :lol:

And yes your head is screwed on just fine! :lol:

I took a break from here too but I just went to the WP and stressed myself out. :eek:

:whistle:

[Meriweather]

wish me luck painting today! i'm gonna paint my daughter's room. I got the wallpaper off FINALLY, btw, if you ever need a wall paper stripper the Wagner one (water reservoir sits on the floor and it has a very light panel that you hold to the wall) is MAAAAAAAAAHVELOUS!! I did in 2 hours the same amount of stripping it took me to do 2 days to accomplish before (and that was with an older steamer)....also, get the little gizmo that scores the paper for you and the matching scraper.....worth EVERY penny.

:D

Good luck with the painting--may there be no spills or stepping into the pan of paint. (And no toddlers around you wishing to finger paint.)


Everyone, have a great, fun day. Stay warm, meggers! I'll think of you when I'm out perspiring.

[Meriweather]

Morning Merri I am hanging in there , just dealing with the kids and grand kids and health problems......gee I just stressed myself out. :eek:

Here's a hug to help you de-stress. :hug: :hug: :hug:

[meggers49]

Good luck with the painting--may there be no spills or stepping into the pan of paint. (And no toddlers around you wishing to finger paint.)


Everyone, have a great, fun day. Stay warm, meggers! I'll think of you when I'm out perspiring.

no more toddlers, but a large German Shepherd who is basically attached to me. I'm wondering if he'll get involved in the act! German shepherds and cottoncandy pink just don't seem to go together well............

[Koushi Shinigami]

well, that's messy. and probably fairly painful. :eek:

And inappropriate. :razz:

I really didn't understand how someone could come at me, guns blazing when I had just said that he should follow what he thought was correct.

[birdonawire]

:whistle:

My buddy Free2!!! :angel:


( for those of you who dont know Free has been trying to ignore me for quite a while it's not working ;))

[birdonawire]

Here's a hug to help you de-stress. :hug: :hug: :hug:

Thanks Merri I need all the hugs I can get! :hug:

[terri910]

Ah. I thought California had the bragging rights to utter chaos.
At Disneyland, there used to be an attraction called The 360 Degree Theater. Before you entered it, there was a waiting area, with flags hanging on all the walls. There was a flag for each state, but they weren't the "state flags" -- but the names of states presented in interesting graphics. To help pass the wait time, one of the cast members would point to a flag and ask people to figure out what state the flag was for (sometimes it was difficult to make out the letters because of how the graphics were done). Eventually the cast member would get to one flag, and there would be all sorts of guesses. He/she would eventually say, "Well, you are probably in this state right now" which would elicit shouts of "California!"....but it was always revealed that the flag was for the "state of confusion".....:D

So...NY can be chaos, and CA can be confusion!

[birdonawire]

no more toddlers, but a large German Shepherd who is basically attached to me. I'm wondering if he'll get involved in the act! German shepherds and cottoncandy pink just don't seem to go together well............

If you end up with a pink shepherd you MUST post pictures! :lol:

[Koushi Shinigami]

:hug: Hi Bird. Welcome. Hope you can visit here often.

[birdonawire]

:hug: Hi Bird. Welcome. Hope you can visit here often.

Hi buddy I will be here for a minute I missed you how ya been? :hug:

[blazer]

well, that clears everything up! thanks so!! lol

btw, it's snowing like crazy here. Merry Christmas!

I want snow now! Give it to me!:eek:

[blazer]

Good morning people I haven't been down here for a while except to read but I am still hanging around.

Hi Terri long time no see! :D

Hi Bird! :hug:

[birdonawire]

Hi Bird! :hug:

Morning Blaze! :D

[birdonawire]

Merri I think this thread will be grand it feels like a welcome home thread for all of us that have been gone from here for a while. :D

[Koushi Shinigami]

Hi buddy I will be here for a minute I missed you how ya been? :hug:

Miserable and irreverant as usual. :)

[Koushi Shinigami]

I want snow now! Give it to me!:eek:

I don't know WHERE that Mormon is....

[birdonawire]

Miserable and irreverant as usual. :)

Same old Koushi! :hug:

[Koushi Shinigami]

Same old Koushi! :hug:

:dance:


You know what they say. No man knows what true happiness is till he gets married.














































Then it's too late for him. :eek:




..

[terri910]

Miserable...
You don't strike me as miserable....
... and irreverant as usual. :)
So...one out of two ain't bad. :cool:

[Koushi Shinigami]

You don't strike me as miserable....

Read my last post in this thread.... :cool:




So...one out of two ain't bad. :cool:

:hug:

[Vradic]

:dance:


You know what they say. No man knows what true happiness is till he gets married.

Then it's too late for him. :eek:

..

Actually, studies show married men tend to live significantly longer than single men!














Even though married men tend to be much more willing to die... :))

Although things such as the subject of this thread could probably change that:
http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=42898761&postcount=1

[blazer]

I don't know WHERE that Mormon is....

No, the snow that is white and falls to the ground from Heaven. The frozen stuff!

[Koushi Shinigami]

Actually, studies show married men tend to live significantly longer than single men!


Even though married men tend to be much more willing to die... :))

:)) It's called "The Escape Clause".

But even at living longer than single men, they still usually die before their wives. Why?


Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet ... its male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.
If you don't ... you're an insensitive jerk.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination.
If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert.
If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.
If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.
If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.
If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.
If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired.
If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.
If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because they want to

[Vradic]

Tongue in cheek evidence for both polygamy and monogamy from the Bible. (partial quotes, to alter their intent)

Evidence in favor of polygamy:
Gen 2:18 And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone;...
As any married man can tell you; women being the way they are, with only one wife, a man is going to be spending a LOT of time alone! Since it's "not good that the man should be alone", he's probably going to need more than one wife. ;)

On the other hand, as an argument against polygamy:
Mat 6:24 No man can serve two masters:...:eek:

[Vradic]

:)) It's called "The Escape Clause".

But even at living longer than single men, they still usually die before their wives. Why?
...

What was that...

Something about escaping her claws?

[Koushi Shinigami]

What was that...

Something about escaping her claws?

:))


Only in Death's sweet, sweet embrace.

[Guitar]

Tongue in cheek evidence for both polygamy and monogamy from the Bible. (partial quotes, to alter their intent)

Evidence in favor of polygamy:

As any married man can tell you; women being the way they are, with only one wife, a man is going to be spending a LOT of time alone! Since it's "not good that the man should be alone", he's probably going to need more than one wife. ;)

On the other hand, as an argument against polygamy:
:eek:

Very Funny!:D I'm "Bird on a Wire's" husband glad to talk to ya!

[meggers49]

:)) It's called "The Escape Clause".

But even at living longer than single men, they still usually die before their wives. Why?


Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet ... its male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.
If you don't ... you're an insensitive jerk.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination.
If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert.
If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.
If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.
If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.
If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.
If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired.
If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.
If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because they want to


hahahahaaa, reminds me of

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying **** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

this is how it came to me, is number 8 a problem if that's how it came?

[BillBrown]

Meggers,

You have an F bomb in your post.
You might want to edit before someone reports it.

[3inOne]

I don't know WHERE that Mormon is....

Heavily involved in discussions at CAF.

[Reeder]

Just wanted to hold the 85th post in this thread.........move on.

[Koushi Shinigami]

Very Funny!:D I'm "Bird on a Wire's" husband glad to talk to ya!

Married? My condolences.




Although, for Bird, I might make an exception in my loathing of marriage.

[terri910]

Read my last post in this thread.... :cool:

but...that's a joke, right?

[Semi-Sweet]

Very Funny!:D I'm "Bird on a Wire's" husband glad to talk to ya!

Welcome to the 'Gathering Place' Guitar.

[Semi-Sweet]

Married? My condolences.




Although, for Bird, I might make an exception in my loathing of marriage.

Marriage? Once is enough for me. . . .:boohoo:

[meggers49]

Meggers,

You have an F bomb in your post.
You might want to edit before someone reports it.

bill......read what i wrote about that.......that isn't the answer i wanted.

does it need to be changed if it came to me like this???

[Koushi Shinigami]

bill......read what i wrote about that.......that isn't the answer i wanted.

Does it need to be changed if it came to me like this???

yes!!!!!!

[Semi-Sweet]

bill......read what i wrote about that.......that isn't the answer i wanted.

does it need to be changed if it came to me like this???

If anyone quotes it they are also at fault.

[Koushi Shinigami]

but...that's a joke, right?

ALL humor has an element of truth...... ;)

[Semi-Sweet]

ALL humor has an element of truth...... ;)

If anyone has humor, this is the place to bring it . . ;)

[Reeder]

If anyone has humor, this is the place to bring it . . ;)

I thought thats what the "Got a good religion joke" thread was for.....

[Koushi Shinigami]

I thought thats what the "Got a good religion joke" thread was for.....

And there are some beautiful examples there.

[birdonawire]

Married? My condolences.




Although, for Bird, I might make an exception in my loathing of marriage.

http://smileydatabase.com/s/244.gif

I just love that smilie and needed to use it.

[meggers49]

yes!!!!!!

k

[meggers49]

there, it's fixed. we can all breathe a sigh of relief.

interestingly, the only comment about it was the vulgarity, which is interesting. I thought the whole thing was hilarious.

[Semi-Sweet]

I thought thats what the "Got a good religion joke" thread was for.....

It is but only if you have a good joke to tell, who wants to read all of those recycled jokes?. . . .:D

[Koushi Shinigami]

http://smileydatabase.com/s/244.gif

I just love that smilie and needed to use it.

:)) Bravo!!!!! :clap:


You're a good woman.

[Koushi Shinigami]

It is but only if you have a good joke to tell, who wants to read all of those recycled jokes?. . . .:D

I don't think I've recycled any, yet.

[RayMan]

there, it's fixed. we can all breathe a sigh of relief.

It doesn't occur to you that the use of the word, even filtered, might be out of place in the RF?

[birdonawire]

Marriage? Once is enough for me. . . .:boohoo:

Second marriages are better. :D

[birdonawire]

:)) Bravo!!!!! :clap:


You're a good woman.

I thought you might like that one. http://smileydatabase.com/s/244.gif

[Semi-Sweet]

Second marriages are better. :D

Sounds like you have first hand knowledge. . .LOL I will take your word for it.

[Koushi Shinigami]

Second marriages are better. :D

:eh: :sick:

[meggers49]

It doesn't occur to you that the use of the word, even filtered, might be out of place in the RF?

actually, no. I find it no more offensive than religious jokes, which no one except Jen seems to have a problem with. while it's a bit crude, it's neither sacrilege nor blashpemy, which many of the jokes could be considered.

[Koushi Shinigami]

actually, no. I find it no more offensive than religious jokes, which no one except Jen seems to have a problem with. while it's a bit crude, it's neither sacrilege nor blashpemy, which many of the jokes could be considered.

While I mostly agree with you, perhaps editing it to something like "you jerk" might be more apprapo to this forum. Just a suggestion.

Otherwise, yes. It was funny and I liked it. :D

[Semi-Sweet]

actually, no. I find it no more offensive than religious jokes, which no one except Jen seems to have a problem with. while it's a bit crude, it's neither sacrilege nor blashpemy, which many of the jokes could be considered.

meggars, I didn't want you to be given a time out or to get banned. We don't make the rules, we just try to follow them.

[RayMan]

actually, no. I find it no more offensive than religious jokes, which no one except Jen seems to have a problem with. while it's a bit crude, it's neither sacrilege nor blashpemy, which many of the jokes could be considered.

Actually I just started a complaint thread in TTTM about the religious jokes thread since it seems to have morphed into the ethnics slur thread.

[birdonawire]

Sounds like you have first hand knowledge. . .LOL I will take your word for it.

Yup, Guitar is my second husband and I couldnt be happier! :mrgreen:

[Koushi Shinigami]

All serious today Ray. (insert Shirley Temple pouty-serious face pic)

What's up?

[meggers49]

Actually I just started a complaint thread in TTTM about the religious jokes thread since it seems to have morphed into the ethnics slur thread.

sigh.

[birdonawire]

there, it's fixed. we can all breathe a sigh of relief.

interestingly, the only comment about it was the vulgarity, which is interesting. I thought the whole thing was hilarious.


I cant find which post it was so I can make sure I didn't quote it. :confused:

[Semi-Sweet]

I don't think I've recycled any, yet.

You mean some of them were told for the first time ever? J/K

[RayMan]

sigh.



:mrgreen:

[Koushi Shinigami]

You mean some of them were told for the first time ever? J/K

On this board? Possible. :razz:

[RayMan]

i cant find which post it was so i can make sure i didn't quote it. :confused:

#82

[Koushi Shinigami]

I cant find which post it was so I can make sure I didn't quote it. :confused:

Has a bunch of asterisks at #8 in its list.

[Semi-Sweet]

i cant find which post it was so i can make sure i didn't quote it. :confused:

#82

[birdonawire]

#82

Thanks Ray.

[terri910]

ALL humor has an element of truth...... ;)
Hubby and I have been married for almost 39 years. Sometimes, when someone will ask us how long we've been married, he will say in a mournful tone:
"It seems like we've been married for a hundred years!"
But I interrupt and say, "No, no. Actually, it seems like mere minutes. Under water."



....but the truth is, of course, that we choose each other every single day. And are happy with the choice each evening!

[Koushi Shinigami]

....but the truth is, of course, that we choose each other every single day.

Yup.

[meggers49]

Hubby and I have been married for almost 39 years. Sometimes, when someone will ask us how long we've been married, he will say in a mournful tone:
"It seems like we've been married for a hundred years!"
But I interrupt and say, "No, no. Actually, it seems like mere minutes. Under water."



....but the truth is, of course, that we choose each other every single day. And are happy with the choice each evening!


THAT is true love. It is a decision you make every moment. Congratulations on 39 years. Hopefully my husband and I will see that (if i don't kill him first :eek: :angel:). We're gonna hit 24 in May.

[RayMan]

thanks ray.
:d

[gpd®]

Thanks Meri, nice to have a place where we can recharge our batteries. I admit, I am an RF flunky. Everything is fast paced outside the RF for the most part.

[RayMan]

Thanks Meri, nice to have a place where we can recharge our batteries. I admit, I am an RF flunky. Everything is fast paced outside the RF for the most part.


You flunked RF? I'm sorry. Study hard and next time you will pass.

[terri910]

You flunked RF? I'm sorry. Study hard and next time you will pass.
I read too quickly at first and read "I am an RF funky".....suddenly started picturing gpd as George Clinton! :eek:






Why must I be like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothin' but the dawg in me....

[RayMan]

I read too quickly at first and read "I am an RF funky".....suddenly started picturing gpd as George Clinton! :eek:


Why must I be like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothin' but the dawg in me....


:dance:

[gpd®]

You flunked RF? I'm sorry. Study hard and next time you will pass.

Hopefully I will be a "B" next time (for buffism?).

[RayMan]

Hopefully I will be a "B" next time (for buffism?).

See, the problem is, you spelled bufism wrong. You're definitely going to have to work on that.

[gpd®]

See, the problem is, you spelled bufism wrong. You're definitely going to have to work on that.

Thanks for the correction, that's partially why I threw the ? up there.

[birdonawire]

Would someone please explain to me why bufism is so important?

[RayMan]

Would someone please explain to me why bufism is so important?


Hadassah? Little help?

[CID_0687]

Is this the new hangout?

[gpd®]

That last time I pulled a Bufism, it reminded me of this famous quote I had on my wall during my teen rebellion years.

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
--Robert McCloskey--

[RayMan]

Is this the new hangout?

Yep. Meri's Place.


How you doin' young fella?

[RayMan]

That last time I pulled a Bufism, it reminded me of this famous quote I had on my wall during my teen rebellion years.

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
--Robert McCloskey--


Pretty much the story of my life summed up concisely.

[CID_0687]

That last time I pulled a Bufism, it reminded me of this famous quote I had on my wall during my teen rebellion years.

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
--Robert McCloskey--
My favorite quote from when I was a teen.

"Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, it feels like a minute. Sit on a hot stove for a minute, it feels like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

[RayMan]

My favorite quote from when I was a teen.

"Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, it feels like a minute. Sit on a hot stove for a minute, it feels like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein


You're still a teen.

[gpd®]

Pretty much the story of my life summed up concisely.

We have great contributors that have such great long posts. I know many are well thought out as compared the the cut and paste variety, but I can't help getting vertigo half way through some of them sometimes.

[CID_0687]

Yep. Meri's Place.


How you doin' young fella?
Doing well Old Timer...seems like a nice homey kinda place...what's in the fridge?

[CID_0687]

You're still a teen.
You're still a bitter old man. :razz:

[gpd®]

My favorite quote from when I was a teen.

"Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, it feels like a minute. Sit on a hot stove for a minute, it feels like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

Careful, if they see Al**** Ein**** (you know who) the evos will be all over this thread like flies. Mums the word now.

[gpd®]

Doing well Old Timer...seems like a nice homey kinda place...what's in the fridge?

We are waiting for someone to bring in a fresh supply of cheerfulness for this new fellowship. Got any new fellowshipping jokes?

[birdonawire]

Careful, if they see Al**** Ein**** (you know who) the evos will be all over this thread like flies. Mums the word now.


Well now thats not fair I like some of the evos. :snooty:

[birdonawire]

You're still a bitter old man. :razz:


The hubby and I were wondering what had happened to you!

[CID_0687]

We are waiting for someone to bring in a fresh supply of cheerfulness for this new fellowship. Got any new fellowshipping jokes?
You mean like; A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi all walk into a bar??

That type of fellowship joke?

[RayMan]

Doing well Old Timer...seems like a nice homey kinda place...what's in the fridge?

Lime jello with carrots in it and sweet tea.


I'm fasting.

[gpd®]

Well now thats not fair I like some of the evos. :snooty:

Okay, you've changed my prejudices. As long as they bring a six pack of "Lite Jokes" with them.

[RayMan]

You mean like; A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi all walk into a bar??

That type of fellowship joke?

Just post a link to one of the 10 versions of that in the Joke thread.

[Vradic]

We are waiting for someone to bring in a fresh supply of cheerfulness for this new fellowship. Got any new fellowshipping jokes?
It seems there was this fellow shipping a forty gallon tub of butter to Greenland. Well he called UPS and... uh.. (I think I got my wires crossed somewhere) :mrgreen:

[gpd®]

You mean like; A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi all walk into a bar??

That type of fellowship joke?

I don't know if that falls within Meri's OP.:angel:

[Semi-Sweet]

We have great contributors that have such great long posts. I know many are well thought out as compared the the cut and paste variety, but I can't help getting vertigo half way through some of them sometimes.

Great long post could be an oxymoron. :D

[RayMan]

You're still a bitter old man. :razz:



I know you are but what am I.

















(this is going to be good.) :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[terri910]

Would someone please explain to me why bufism is so important?
I'm not sure "important" is the correct word. But, they are interesting!

Buflineks has had a tendency to inject a few malaprops in his posts, with some pretty interesting results!

I tried keeping track of them....determined to publish my Little Golden Book of Bufisms, but my old computer crashed, and now......now......they are just fading memories......*sniff*......:frown:

[Koushi Shinigami]

We are waiting for someone to bring in a fresh supply of cheerfulness for this new fellowship. Got any new fellowshipping jokes?

No. But I have the music.

Do you like "Are You Lonesome Tonight"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2MZn3BZFfg

3.01 minutes.

[CID_0687]

Lime jello with carrots in it and sweet tea.


I'm fasting.
Is this a religious or medical fast?

Nobody fasts just cause it's a fun thing to do.

[CID_0687]

I know you are but what am I.

















(this is going to be good.) :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Pewee Herman Wannabe. :rolleyes:

[RayMan]

Is this a religious or medical fast?

Nobody fasts just cause it's a fun thing to do.

It is a lot more fun than eating lime jello with carrots.

[gpd®]

No. But I have the music.

Do you like "Are You Lonesome Tonight"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2MZn3BZFfg

3.01 minutes.

Hmmm.:think:

[gpd®]

great long post could be an oxymoron. :d

rofl

[CID_0687]

It is a lot more fun than eating lime jello with carrots.
Ya got a point there. I've got some beef jerky in my backpack if you're interested.

[birdonawire]

Okay, you've changed my prejudices. As long as they bring a six pack of "Lite Jokes" with them.

I think they will be able to comply. ;) :lol:

[Koushi Shinigami]

Hmmm.:think:

What? The guy had a set of pipes on him.

[Semi-Sweet]

Is this the new hangout?

We are holding down the fort while Meri is gone. . . trying to keep it nice and clean and comfy. :dance:

[CID_0687]

We are holding down the fort while Meri is gone. . . trying to keep it nice and clean and comfy. :dance:
Oh...well in that case I'll leave my shoes on. :sick:


Hey I'm in the middle of a blizzard.

Well, by my standards it's a blizzard.

[Semi-Sweet]

Oh...well in that case I'll leave my shoes on. :sick:


Hey I'm in the middle of a blizzard.

Well, by my standards it's a blizzard.

Alabama is having a blizzard? :eek:

Use the broom by the door to sweep the snow off your boots. . .

[Koushi Shinigami]

Next musical selection.

Youtube vid. 3.33 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[RayMan]

Oh...well in that case I'll leave my shoes on. :sick:


Hey I'm in the middle of a blizzard.

Well, by my standards it's a blizzard.

So it's a light rain with a little sleet mixed in?

[RayMan]

Next musical selection.

Youtube vid. 3.33 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

You do realize that you can never get forgiveness for suckering me in like that, don't you?

[RayMan]

Alabama is having a blizzard? :eek:

Use the broom by the door to sweep the snow off your boots. . .

Nah. He's up where the moon and the grass are both blue.

[Semi-Sweet]

Next musical selection.

Youtube vid. 3.33 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Na na na na na! My sound is not working. . . .:))

[RayMan]

Na na na na na! My sound is not working. . . .:))

Count your blessings.

[Semi-Sweet]

Nah. He's up where the moon and the grass are both blue.

Kentucky? Since when? :dance:

[Koushi Shinigami]

You do realize that you can never get forgiveness for suckering me in like that, don't you?


:dance: Repentance is all that's required. :dance:

Besides, I'm never gonna let you down. :D

[RayMan]

Kentucky? Since when? :dance:

About five weeks now. Got a new job. Falling off roofs with a Mormon or some such nonsense but it apparently pays well.

[Semi-Sweet]

:dance: Repentance is all that's required. :dance:

Besides, I'm never gonna let you down. :D

But. . . . .he's the Pope. . . . .:silenced:

[RayMan]

But. . . . .he's the Pope. . . . .:silenced:


No respect. I get no respect, I tell ya.

[RayMan]

:dance: Repentance is all that's required. :dance:

Besides, I'm never gonna let you down. :D

I can't BELIEVE I fell for that.

[Semi-Sweet]

About five weeks now. Got a new job. Falling off roofs with a Mormon or some such nonsense but it apparently pays well.

He must not be anywhere near me because it is too warm here to snow.

[birdonawire]

I'm not sure "important" is the correct word. But, they are interesting!

Buflineks has had a tendency to inject a few malaprops in his posts, with some pretty interesting results!

I tried keeping track of them....determined to publish my Little Golden Book of Bufisms, but my old computer crashed, and now......now......they are just fading memories......*sniff*......:frown:


Well shoot.

[birdonawire]

Next musical selection.

Youtube vid. 3.33 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0


You hateful thing you! :silenced:

[RayMan]

You hateful thing you! :silenced:

He is evil incarnate.

[birdonawire]

He is evil incarnate.


Yes I agree! :eek:

[CID_0687]

So it's a light rain with a little sleet mixed in?
Nope...all snow.

[terri910]

Personally, I loved 80's videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGEEBUupVAw


But, then, I loved the 60's "videos" too...*LOL*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdJCtqegd8A

[CID_0687]

He must not be anywhere near me because it is too warm here to snow.
I'm in Louisville. :D

[RayMan]

Nope...all snow.

Wow. Got down to 63% at my house last night.

[CID_0687]

Wow. Got down to 63% at my house last night.
It's been in the 40s here since Saturday...and high 20s and low 30s at night...currently 36 with wind chill of 24.

That's all for the weather, now here's Buf with sports.

[gpd®]

What? The guy had a set of pipes on him.

Okay I concede, can't help if I'm always looking for "Koushi's Angle,"

[gpd®]

I can't BELIEVE I fell for that.

I don't remember who, but I think it was FW who got me once with that video.

[CID_0687]

I don't remember who, but I think it was FW who got me once with that video.
Did Ray get Rickrolled?

[gpd®]

Did Ray get Rickrolled?

Yeap, that is why I didn't touched Koushi's link.

[RayMan]

Did Ray get Rickrolled?

I feel so unclean. The only thing that could get rid of this feeling is:

Oh never mind. I can't sink that low. I just can't.

[CID_0687]

Yeap, that is why I didn't touched Koushi's link.
I was about to, but something told me to never trust a Knight that say Nee

[Vradic]

Did Ray get Rickrolled?
Get what?

[CID_0687]

I feel so unclean. The only thing that could get rid of this feeling is:

Oh never mind. I can't sink that low. I just can't.
Let it out brother, don't keep it all bottled up...

[CID_0687]

Get what?
Rickrolled....you've never been Rickrolled V?

[jet]

Well shoot.

Do you have someone in mind? ;)

[RayMan]

Do you have someone in mind? ;)


Koushi. Definitely Koushi.

[jet]

Koushi. Definitely Koushi.

No, no, no....not until AFTER he gives each of us some of his famous BBQ :drool:

[CID_0687]

No, no, no....not until AFTER he gives each of us some of his famous BBQ :drool:
He smokes butts and briskets...that's like smoking 30 years of cigarettes all in one sitting...it's just not healthy.

[gpd®]

He smokes butts and briskets...that's like smoking 30 years of cigarettes all in one sitting...it's just not healthy.

Mmmmmm....briskets...arggghhhhh!

[jet]

He smokes butts and briskets...that's like smoking 30 years of cigarettes all in one sitting...it's just not healthy.

Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave the cows the cigarettes?
Think of how many more people would be addicted to milk.......

[Semi-Sweet]

I'm in Louisville. :D

Oh my! I don't like big cities and you are north of me. Welcome to KY. I hope it works out for you if it's what you want. . .:D

[RayMan]

Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave the cows the cigarettes?
Think of how many more people would be addicted to milk.......

...mmm tomacco.

[jet]

...mmm tomacco.

:)) With special brownies, it's a great crowd pleaser...


OK, now I must repent. ;)

[CID_0687]

Oh my! I don't like big cities and you are north of me. Welcome to KY. I hope it works out for you if it's what you want. . .:D
Well, it's just temporary...Inspecting wind damaged roofs from Hurricane Ike...Louisville is our home base, but I've been as far east as Frankfort and Lexington and as far south as Paducah...I'm probably here through Christmas, then off to chase the next storm.

[RayMan]

:)) With special brownies, it's a great crowd pleaser...


OK, now I must repent. ;)


You can take the girl out of the '70s but you can't take the '70s out of the girl.

[gpd®]

...mmm tomacco.

Classic episode.

[jet]

Classic episode.

Now see, I had no idea he was referencing a tv show....... :(

[Semi-Sweet]

Well, it's just temporary...Inspecting wind damaged roofs from Hurricane Ike...Louisville is our home base, but I've been as far east as Frankfort and Lexington and as far south as Paducah...I'm probably here through Christmas, then off to chase the next storm.

I see. I am in the eastern part of the state, about 2 1/2 hours from Lexington. We lived in Lexington 7 years and we visit there a lot.

[gpd®]

Now see, I had no idea he was referencing a tv show....... :(

After "All in the Family" and "Soap," it was the third show the Catholic church asked us to boycott. Hint: RayMan's avie.

(In hindsight, we are seeing Archie Bunker's supposedly prejudiccial remarks and predictions coming true today; namely, America turning to socialism.)

[jet]

After "All in the Family" and "Soap," it was the third show the Catholic church asked us to boycott. Hint: RayMan's avie.

(In hindsight, we are seeing Archie Bunker's supposedly prejudiccial remarks and predictions coming true today; namely, America turning to socialism.)

Whoa...that's quite a time frame between boycotts if you are referring to the Simpson's?

[gpd®]

Whoa...that's quite a time frame between boycotts if you are referring to the Simpson's?

It was, I think the Simpson's had to do with the prime time slot of 8 p.m., when kids were still up.

[RayMan]

Now see, I had no idea he was referencing a tv show....... :(

Where did my "over the head" smiley get to?

[RayMan]

Whoa...that's quite a time frame between boycotts if you are referring to the Simpson's?

Keep in mind that the Simpson's have been around for twenty years now.

[jet]

Keep in mind that the Simpson's have been around for twenty years now.

I know...it's kinda sad actually......

[Koushi Shinigami]

He is evil incarnate.

:)) MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaa

:evil:

[Koushi Shinigami]

Okay I concede, can't help if I'm always looking for "Koushi's Angle,"

:think: Hmmmm.... A new internet paradigm? :D

[Koushi Shinigami]

I feel so unclean. The only thing that could get rid of this feeling is:

Oh never mind. I can't sink that low. I just can't.

Try the first link I posted. It's better... and it's not RR. :)

[terri910]

Keep in mind that the Simpson's have been around for twenty years now.
Wow.

As buf would say, time flies when you're having rum!

[Koushi Shinigami]

He smokes butts and briskets...that's like smoking 30 years of cigarettes all in one sitting...it's just not healthy.

YESssssssss. But it's soooooo goooooood!!! :drool:

Did two Boston Butts last weekend. Costal Carolina style with vinegar/red pepper sauce. MmmMMmmM M MMmmmmmm

[Koushi Shinigami]

wouldn't it be easier if we just gave the cows the cigarettes?
Think of how many more people would be addicted to milk.......

:)) brilliant!!!!

[terri910]

Okay I concede, can't help if I'm always looking for "Koushi's Angle,"
here it is again ---------> http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/terri910/angle.jpg


No, wait. That was an Angle God sent, I think. I don't have Koushi's Angle.

[jet]

YESssssssss. But it's soooooo goooooood!!! :drool:

Did two Boston Butts last weekend. Costal Carolina style with vinegar/red pepper sauce. MmmMMmmM M MMmmmmmm

Tease...no wonder you are having problems :think:

:razz:

[Koushi Shinigami]

Tease...no wonder you are having problems :think:

:razz:

Yup. But will probably be the last for this year. :( Getting too cold and the smoker cannot keep up. It's a really poor design. :wall:

[jet]

Yup. But will probably be the last for this year. :( Getting too cold and the smoker cannot keep up. It's a really poor design. :wall:

:hug:

Time for a new smoker......boost that economy, Koushi. It's all in your hands now.

[Koushi Shinigami]

:hug:

Time for a new smoker......boost that economy, Koushi. It's all in your hands now.

I want is one of these....

http://pigroast.com/

The 108 Kitchen would do nicely.... :drool:

[jet]

I want is one of these....

http://pigroast.com/

The 108 Kitchen would do nicely.... :drool:

Whoa...that's quite the smoker.

You could put a body in there.....

[Koushi Shinigami]

whoa...that's quite the smoker.

You could put a body in there.....

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[RayMan]

Whoa...that's quite the smoker.

You could put a body in there.....

Don't give him any ideas. :whistle:

[Koushi Shinigami]

Welll, A pig body I guess...

Hence the site name.

[Koushi Shinigami]

Don't give him any ideas. :whistle:

Secret's in the sauce....

[jet]

You two are brilliant.

We were all on the same wave length :D

[Koushi Shinigami]

You two are brilliant.

We were all on the same wave length :D

*bows* Yes M'Lady.

May I have this dance?


:dance:

[terri910]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/terri910/PoipuSeaTurtle2-1.jpg

The above has nothing to do with anything in this thread, except the fellowship part. It's the first photo I've downloaded from our vacation a month ago, and I wanted to share it with my friends here.

Big ol' sea turtle that decided to join my husband and I snorkeling on Kauai....




....Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.....

[Semi-Sweet]

*bows* Yes M'Lady.

May I have this dance?


:dance:

:boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

Music. . . .:D

[Koushi Shinigami]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/terri910/PoipuSeaTurtle2-1.jpg

The above has nothing to do with anything in this thread, except the fellowship part. It's the first photo I've downloaded from our vacation a month ago, and I wanted to share it with my friends here.

Big ol' sea turtle that decided to join my husband and I snorkeling on Kauai....




....Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.....

???? How did you....
Sea turtles, mate.

[Semi-Sweet]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/terri910/PoipuSeaTurtle2.jpg

The above has nothing to do with anything in this thread, except the fellowship part. It's the first photo I've downloaded from our vacation a month ago, and I wanted to share it with my friends here.

Big ol' sea turtle that decided to join my husband and I snorkeling on Kauai....




....Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.....

Wow Terri, that is impressive!

[terri910]

???? How did you....
Sea turtles, mate.
Huh?

[Koushi Shinigami]

:boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

Music. . . .:D

Woot!!!! :dance:

[Semi-Sweet]

???? How did you....
Sea turtles, mate.


:eek:

[terri910]

Wow Terri, that is impressive!
There are amazing....

[RayMan]

Huh?

I know, right? Was he describing sea turtle's habits or pretending to be Australian?

[Semi-Sweet]

???? How did you....
Sea turtles, mate.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on a turtle?

[Koushi Shinigami]

Huh?


If this video doesn't explain, the info posted with it does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCdk--HA6m0

forgot to describe. NO, it's not a Rick Roll. Promise. Youtube video, 2.00 minutes

[terri910]

I know, right? Was he describing sea turtle's habits or pretending to be Australian?
I've tried reading it different ways...and those were about the only two I came up with.

But some days I'm clueless....*L*